Can we all take a brake from hate for a few minutes? I'd like to share an uplifting tale about love and togetherness featuring the leaders of the Pack,
Great-Ollie and
John Deere.
Recently, Great-Ollie has come up with a theory about IA, largely focusing on myself.
Game 9850813 (I set up Tiger with a 5 bordering a lot of singles and Great Ollie decides not to drop to defend the singles and drops elsewhere. Tiger then proceeds to destroy them, as planned.)
2011-10-13 15:48:29 - Great-Ollie: really tired of this, what seriously are you guys using to get those dice in every game? Seriously. It's dumb.
2011-10-13 15:51:19 - Great-Ollie: you just took 12 men with 0 losses over 7 terits with a 9 stack
2011-10-14 13:36:53 - Great-Ollie: finally found the dice program, finally, took me forever but i get how it is possible now. muhahahhaahahahaha
2011-10-14 13:39:03 - Great-Ollie: i have every log of every game in which the dice were un fucking real, the key is they are always perfect when you need them! Make for some interesting reading to those who care to take a peak.
2011-10-14 13:40:10 - Great-Ollie: Really funny, because it began when master fenrir joined, interesting? coincidence? hmmmmmmmm maybe, maybe not
Game 9855303 (This is after I kill 7 and lose 3.)
2011-10-14 13:33:38 - Great-Ollie: perfect dice again, who would have guessed? hmmmmmmmmm, time for a little looksy
Great Ollie suggests that I have shared with IA a dice hack that allows the user perfect dice. I lost 3 that turn in Solar System, so despite the obvious flaw, he holds firm to his belief that I have access to a dice hack. This is, of course, ignoring my recent clan war loss to KoRT where a dice hack would have come in handy, and even more recently, our Woodboro game
Game 9855339 where Herpes rolled an 0-fer on a 67% shot to kill Pink and then proceeded to win 2, lose 10 a few rounds later to trim the stack that eventually killed us.
Game 98553162011-10-12 00:06:20 - John Deere: Your leaving CC and just wanted to help IA beat us, you are a sell out! Just accept it and move on to the new Pokemon game, oh and i thought you didnt like southern accents?
Here, JD calls me a sell out for the second time, despite the fact that I received no compensation from IA for joining, and also despite the fact that I used to be in IA. So in about a year's time, I am exactly in the same place as I started, if not below as I believe IA has slipped a few spots down the clan ladder. I'm still a sellout, though! Somehow.
Also for the second time, JD has decided to make reference to me playing Pokemon, the game featuring those lovable Japanese pocket monsters. I did point out after the first mention that the game I seek to play is Modern Warfare 3, but JD persists with his talk of Pokemon. At first, I thought that JD could not read. But upon careful analysis, JD's alphabet jumbles closely resemble words too often for it to be mere coincidence. He must be able to read.
I then decided that his talk of Pokemon is an attempt at humiliation! JD wants the clan world to believe that I play Pokemon, and think less of me for being a dork. You know, while everybody sits at their computers playing an online game, he wants them to think that I am dork. Further, he wants me to be embarrassed and outraged that people would judge me based on information that I know is not true. Somehow, though, I manage to sleep at night. And somehow JD has sought to label me a dork despite the fact that one of his clanmates has created a screen name based on a Lord of the Rings character. I assume he sleeps at night because he fails to understand irony.
The point of all of this is that at its peak, Conquer Club has approximately 20,000 users. Despite the large CC population, these two have and somehow managed to find each other. Brought together by their hatred of logic and love of complaining, Ollie and JD are a beautiful example of two men beating the odds together. They are CC's equivalent to Siegfried and Roy, Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor, Heath and Jake. And I think it's damn beautiful. Congratulations, you two. I wish you luck in everything that you do, as long as you do it together.
Have a good day and get all your excuses ready, its the norm and we are used to it 
You sure do have a passion man! I may need a restraining order when then is done, but i feel special for now! 
No matter though, props to IA and Swifte in particular - who 
