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Postby Pineapple_Skunk on Sun Sep 22, 2013 5:31 pm

I am done playing this fucking stupid ass game. The program is so fucked up. The dice, the averages and rating is crap. This program is fixed and he who has the faster pc wins..Please take this game and stuff it up your ass....
Sincerly f*ck OFF Pineapple Skunk
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Re: Retiring

Postby rhp 1 on Sun Sep 22, 2013 6:16 pm

Pineapple_Skunk wrote:I am done playing this fucking stupid ass game. The program is so fucked up. The dice, the averages and rating is crap. This program is fixed and he who has the faster pc wins..Please take this game and stuff it up your ass....
Sincerly f*ck OFF Pineapple Skunk



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Re: Retiring

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sun Sep 22, 2013 8:32 pm

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Re: Retiring

Postby loutil on Sun Sep 22, 2013 9:37 pm

Pineapple_Skunk wrote:I am done playing this fucking stupid ass game. The program is so fucked up. The dice, the averages and rating is crap. This program is fixed and he who has the faster pc wins..Please take this game and stuff it up your ass....
Sincerly f*ck OFF Pineapple Skunk

Your dice stats reflect quite the opposite of what you say. Your battle outcomes as well.
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Re: Retiring

Postby NoSurvivors on Sun Sep 22, 2013 10:50 pm

Pineapple_Skunk wrote:I am done playing this fucking stupid ass game. The program is so fucked up. The dice, the averages and rating is crap. This program is fixed and he who has the faster pc wins..Please take this game and stuff it up your ass....
Sincerly f*ck OFF Pineapple Skunk


Makes homophobic slurs on people's walls then "retires" lol.. Good riddance!
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Re: Retiring

Postby waltero on Mon Sep 23, 2013 3:29 am

Homophobic slurs, Not that...that is strictly forbidden. You are not allowed to Slander the Homosexuals! Such Actions will not be tolerated...I (the Great Waltero) ban you from CC forever!


P.S. am I allowed to say Homosexual?
Am I allowed to ban a bad player?
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Re: Retiring

Postby grifftron on Mon Sep 23, 2013 3:37 am

Pineapple_Skunk wrote:I am done playing this fucking stupid ass game. The program is so fucked up. The dice, the averages and rating is crap. This program is fixed and he who has the faster pc wins..Please take this game and stuff it up your ass....
Sincerly f*ck OFF Pineapple Skunk


Thanks for the $25 suckaaaaaaa
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Re: Retiring

Postby Arama86n on Mon Sep 23, 2013 3:45 am

Bye now.
46 years old?
46 going on 13?
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Re: Retiring

Postby Gillipig on Mon Sep 23, 2013 5:45 am

Homosexuals are better than other people! We must not say anything bad about them, they should be immune against any sort of ridicule because they are better than the rest of us! I am society. Oh am I flawed.
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Re: Retiring

Postby BoganGod on Mon Sep 23, 2013 7:35 am

Lets start by saying. Pineapple, enjoy your retirement clearly your not a swift learner. Most players facing the obvious technological handicap that your under have the required brain power to eschew freestyle.

Now to the usual suspects and trolls.



f*ck the homosexuals. That is what they want, and at least they are not ashamed about wanting it. Unlike the politically correct, bed wetter types that have tried to make homosexuals more different by turning them into a protected species. How do we have true equality if we start by stressing one groups exceptionalism? "Straight" people that tut tut about specific language and treating gay people special verbally(without doing anything concrete), are me thinks just lacking the courage to come out of the closet.
How does pretending people aren't different, and not daring to speak about their differences help? A few members of my immediate family are homosexual. We are a family that believe in robust discussion and not sugar coating things. For every insult that I have levelled at my brother(and most if not all are facts), he has thrown back responses that are less accurate, based on more brain dead sterotypes, and often pretty rude towards women. That of course could have nothing to do with him liking penis, he is a left wing lawyer with a major in psychology.
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Re: Retiring

Postby HardAttack on Mon Sep 23, 2013 7:40 am

BoganGod wrote:Lets start by saying. Pineapple, enjoy your retirement clearly your not a swift learner. Most players facing the obvious technological handicap that your under have the required brain power to eschew freestyle.

Now to the usual suspects and trolls.



f*ck the homosexuals. That is what they want, and at least they are not ashamed about wanting it. Unlike the politically correct, bed wetter types that have tried to make homosexuals more different by turning them into a protected species. How do we have true equality if we start by stressing one groups exceptionalism? "Straight" people that tut tut about specific language and treating gay people special verbally(without doing anything concrete), are me thinks just lacking the courage to come out of the closet.
How does pretending people aren't different, and not daring to speak about their differences help? A few members of my immediate family are homosexual. We are a family that believe in robust discussion and not sugar coating things. For every insult that I have levelled at my brother(and most if not all are facts), he has thrown back responses that are less accurate, based on more brain dead sterotypes, and often pretty rude towards women. That of course could have nothing to do with him liking penis, he is a left wing lawyer with a major in psychology.


why so,
bogangod "uncle" has the ability to read my mind clearly =D>
are we twins ?
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Re: Retiring

Postby betiko on Mon Sep 23, 2013 7:58 am

we ve never heard of you pineapple, really who cares if you leave after your first post?
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Re: Retiring

Postby Shannon Apple on Mon Sep 23, 2013 8:38 am

Very mature.

Based on that potty mouth, good riddance I guess. Cya.

I think like all of us who just aren't fast enough, or don't have the connection for speed, we stay away from freestyle games. It's a bit of common sense really.
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Re: Retiring

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:15 am

HardAttack wrote:
BoganGod wrote:Lets start by saying. Pineapple, enjoy your retirement clearly your not a swift learner. Most players facing the obvious technological handicap that your under have the required brain power to eschew freestyle.

Now to the usual suspects and trolls.



f*ck the homosexuals. That is what they want, and at least they are not ashamed about wanting it. Unlike the politically correct, bed wetter types that have tried to make homosexuals more different by turning them into a protected species. How do we have true equality if we start by stressing one groups exceptionalism? "Straight" people that tut tut about specific language and treating gay people special verbally(without doing anything concrete), are me thinks just lacking the courage to come out of the closet.
How does pretending people aren't different, and not daring to speak about their differences help? A few members of my immediate family are homosexual. We are a family that believe in robust discussion and not sugar coating things. For every insult that I have levelled at my brother(and most if not all are facts), he has thrown back responses that are less accurate, based on more brain dead sterotypes, and often pretty rude towards women. That of course could have nothing to do with him liking penis, he is a left wing lawyer with a major in psychology.


why so,
bogangod "uncle" has the ability to read my mind clearly =D>
are we twins ?


You're the left-wing lawyer with the major in psychology?
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Re: Retiring

Postby waltero on Mon Sep 23, 2013 12:28 pm

I think it is great fun playing Freestyle with a slow connection (much more challenging)...Victory all the sweeter!
I can't help myself...Doodle Earth freestyle! who can resist (slow connection or not).

Quote: The dice, the averages and rating is crap...true dat.
I take it you are referring to your own personal ratings...ya they don't look so good.
From the looks of it you should retire from the world of gaming all together...nobody likes playing with a poor sport (sore loser).

From the looks of it, this game is making you Crazy.
Over 1000 games in 7 months...you are hooked.

You are a lifer.
I would suggest you not worry about win or lose but concern yourself with (upping) your ratings.
Sportsmanship...that is what it is all about (in your case).

Enjoy your stay.
(Retiring) What a bunch of Malarkey!
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Re: Retiring

Postby NoSurvivors on Mon Sep 23, 2013 10:55 pm

BoganGod wrote:blah blah blah I hate homosexuals


No no bubb, we bleeding hearts here on CC love to ban people hating on the homosexuals and we also are EXTREMELY HURT by these things being said to us (see C and A forum for the full extent of our concerns). Just ask my bubb. He and I have had our e-feelings hurt one too many times by this guy calling us hurtful names. Just because we like to enjoy the odd Danish after a good conquering (aka after we beat cadets at freestyle speed manual flat rate) DOES NOT mean that I am a "butt pirate". It hurts my e-feelings to no end and I will not stop until someone does something about it like the Good Samaritan I am so that no one else's precious little e-feelings are hurt by this monstrosity of a person.

Holy shit I even convinced myself I gave a shit in that post!
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Re: Retiring

Postby BoganGod on Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:10 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
HardAttack wrote:
BoganGod wrote:Lets start by saying. Pineapple, enjoy your retirement clearly your not a swift learner. Most players facing the obvious technological handicap that your under have the required brain power to eschew freestyle.

Now to the usual suspects and trolls.



f*ck the homosexuals. That is what they want, and at least they are not ashamed about wanting it. Unlike the politically correct, bed wetter types that have tried to make homosexuals more different by turning them into a protected species. How do we have true equality if we start by stressing one groups exceptionalism? "Straight" people that tut tut about specific language and treating gay people special verbally(without doing anything concrete), are me thinks just lacking the courage to come out of the closet.
How does pretending people aren't different, and not daring to speak about their differences help? A few members of my immediate family are homosexual. We are a family that believe in robust discussion and not sugar coating things. For every insult that I have levelled at my brother(and most if not all are facts), he has thrown back responses that are less accurate, based on more brain dead sterotypes, and often pretty rude towards women. That of course could have nothing to do with him liking penis, he is a left wing lawyer with a major in psychology.


why so,
bogangod "uncle" has the ability to read my mind clearly =D>
are we twins ?


You're the left-wing lawyer with the major in psychology?


Nah, HA and I aren't twins. He doesn't have near as much back hair to qualify.... However great minds think a like. Will let Shannon add the bit about how often fools differ.

To the OP, retiring generally happens after a career. A career suggestions some stability, focus and consistency. Shouldn't you thread be entitled "Abandoning pretence(of playing)", or "I can't, so I won't".

Maybe this cry for attention is generating enough interest for you to stay around, BigBallinStallion is always looking for dbs partners on the same emotional wave length as himself.
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Re: Retiring

Postby BoganGod on Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:19 pm

NoSurvivors wrote:
BoganGod wrote:blah blah blah I hate homosexuals


No no bubb, we bleeding hearts here on CC love to ban people hating on the homosexuals and we also are EXTREMELY HURT by these things being said to us (see C and A forum for the full extent of our concerns). Just ask my bubb. He and I have had our e-feelings hurt one too many times by this guy calling us hurtful names. Just because we like to enjoy the odd Danish after a good conquering (aka after we beat cadets at freestyle speed manual flat rate) DOES NOT mean that I am a "butt pirate". It hurts my e-feelings to no end and I will not stop until someone does something about it like the Good Samaritan I am so that no one else's precious little e-feelings are hurt by this monstrosity of a person.

Holy shit I even convinced myself I gave a shit in that post!


See your summation skills are still somewhat lacking. I pretty clearly expressed admiration for the honesty displayed by a lot of homosexuals. Quite strongly and unequivocally stated that I had contempt for politically correct bed wetters. I can understand your pain, disappointment and confusion when you learnt I was not a twink looking for a daddy. Having your fantasies ruined like that can be hurtful I'm sure. I'm sorry if my comments about bed wetting were viewed as criticism of a lifestyle choice you may have embraced. Rubber sheets float your boat?, don't let my comments spoil your dream.

Must say that am a little shocked at some of the personal details you have shared. Playing freestyle speed before breakfast! Dedication or desperation? The alternative view that you were eating Danish after breakfast is just too horrible to contemplate.
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Re: Retiring

Postby Gillipig on Tue Sep 24, 2013 1:20 am

NoSurvivors wrote:
BoganGod wrote:blah blah blah I hate homosexuals


No no bubb, we bleeding hearts here on CC love to ban people hating on the homosexuals and we also are EXTREMELY HURT by these things being said to us (see C and A forum for the full extent of our concerns). Just ask my bubb. He and I have had our e-feelings hurt one too many times by this guy calling us hurtful names. Just because we like to enjoy the odd Danish after a good conquering (aka after we beat cadets at freestyle speed manual flat rate) DOES NOT mean that I am a "butt pirate". It hurts my e-feelings to no end and I will not stop until someone does something about it like the Good Samaritan I am so that no one else's precious little e-feelings are hurt by this monstrosity of a person.

Holy shit I even convinced myself I gave a shit in that post!

Quite frankly, no one cares if your feelings gets hurt sunshine. Just as no one cares if a straight guys feelings get hurt. Learn to live with it.
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Re: Retiring

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Sep 25, 2013 12:56 am

BoganGod wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
HardAttack wrote:
BoganGod wrote:Lets start by saying. Pineapple, enjoy your retirement clearly your not a swift learner. Most players facing the obvious technological handicap that your under have the required brain power to eschew freestyle.

Now to the usual suspects and trolls.



f*ck the homosexuals. That is what they want, and at least they are not ashamed about wanting it. Unlike the politically correct, bed wetter types that have tried to make homosexuals more different by turning them into a protected species. How do we have true equality if we start by stressing one groups exceptionalism? "Straight" people that tut tut about specific language and treating gay people special verbally(without doing anything concrete), are me thinks just lacking the courage to come out of the closet.
How does pretending people aren't different, and not daring to speak about their differences help? A few members of my immediate family are homosexual. We are a family that believe in robust discussion and not sugar coating things. For every insult that I have levelled at my brother(and most if not all are facts), he has thrown back responses that are less accurate, based on more brain dead sterotypes, and often pretty rude towards women. That of course could have nothing to do with him liking penis, he is a left wing lawyer with a major in psychology.


why so,
bogangod "uncle" has the ability to read my mind clearly =D>
are we twins ?


You're the left-wing lawyer with the major in psychology?


Nah, HA and I aren't twins. He doesn't have near as much back hair to qualify.... However great minds think a like. Will let Shannon add the bit about how often fools differ.

To the OP, retiring generally happens after a career. A career suggestions some stability, focus and consistency. Shouldn't you thread be entitled "Abandoning pretence(of playing)", or "I can't, so I won't".

Maybe this cry for attention is generating enough interest for you to stay around, BigBallinStallion is always looking for dbs partners on the same emotional wave length as himself.


Incorrect, sir! I always insist on having the ugliest players for my teams, for they boost my relatively flawless features. BoganGod, you've made the cut.
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Re: Retiring

Postby betiko on Wed Sep 25, 2013 3:20 am

I agree here. the politically correct is going too far sometimes. So why is it ok to call someone retarded but not ok to call someone gay? I'd rather be gay than retarded, only that retarded people can't defend themselves. We're not in the freaking 50s, being gay is kind of normal in our societies, they can even get married in many western countries ffs.
No one cares if he's being called gay, it's just a saying from before we were born and the meaning has changed over time. Only that on this site we know that you are punished if you call someone like that; but if you tell someone "i wish you had cancer", "i wish you got run over by a bus" or stuff like that it's acceptable.
Why would the sexual orientation of someone deserve a higher treatment than physical or mental health? are we serious? no one gives a f*ck if you ask your dog to lick your balls either, as long as you don't send us pictures.

bogan: your gay bro si your twin? pretty funny to see sexuality 100% life experience related.
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Re: Retiring

Postby Mr Changsha on Wed Sep 25, 2013 4:07 am

betiko wrote:I agree here. the politically correct is going too far sometimes. So why is it ok to call someone retarded but not ok to call someone gay? I'd rather be gay than retarded, only that retarded people can't defend themselves. We're not in the freaking 50s, being gay is kind of normal in our societies, they can even get married in many western countries ffs.
No one cares if he's being called gay, it's just a saying from before we were born and the meaning has changed over time. Only that on this site we know that you are punished if you call someone like that; but if you tell someone "i wish you had cancer", "i wish you got run over by a bus" or stuff like that it's acceptable.
Why would the sexual orientation of someone deserve a higher treatment than physical or mental health? are we serious? no one gives a f*ck if you ask your dog to lick your balls either, as long as you don't send us pictures.

bogan: your gay bro si your twin? pretty funny to see sexuality 100% life experience related.


I for one certainly don't call anyone 'retarded' whether in jest or not.
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Re: Retiring

Postby Gillipig on Wed Sep 25, 2013 7:45 am

You're retarded.




Do you think I will get banned for that? Nope, however calling you a stinking faggot might have.





(Please mods ban me for that, I'm begging you!!)
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Re: Retiring

Postby BoganGod on Wed Sep 25, 2013 9:29 am

@bigbowlingstandard - thank you for your tireless promotion of equality. By objectify me based on my looks you are helping to spread gender equality by judging me, how most heterosexual men judge women. Refreshing to find someone so at home with their own vanity that they don't even make an attempt at false modesty.

@betiko - HA was joking about me having a twin. I do however have two brothers one of whom is gay, and did a double degree law/psychology including doing a few of his years at uni part time so he could be treasurer then chairman of the student union. Who says minorities don't have a say.

chang and gilli, got to love political correctness and words getting hi-jacked. Used to be many years ago when I was a boy, and even as a young adult, that words had multiple meanings. You didn't just take a word out of context and assume the worst/crudest/most offensive meaning of the word.

Retardation for example. A word/term that used to be used frequently in the baking trades(not sure about current usage have been doing more admin, butchery and a la carte the past 15years). Panary(yeast raised products) can be retarded to slow down fermentation, they can also be promoted/proved to bring on fermentation and prepare them to be baked.
Par baked rolls and bread(half baked, find them at any supermarket), are retarded by freezing.

Other words that have been exclusively hijacked pink, rainbow, activist, sceptic, artist, and the list could go on.

Retiring, now seems to only have one meaning. In the past could also mean - shy, bashful, not forward or demonstrative in company.

@nosurvivor - sorry bubb my brother is taken, in a long term relationship. Living in Sydney he is far from being the only gay in the village.
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Re: Retiring

Postby waltero on Wed Sep 25, 2013 1:00 pm

WOW, What a bunch of Retarded Homosexuals.
Ya I said it!
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