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elfish_lad wrote:b) Was OP being ironic? If so, why the hell don't we have an ironic smiley? Do we? If so, since I loath them and don't use them... almost ever, have I missed it?!?!

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The smell of a daisy will vary depending on the conditions the daisy is grown in. For example a daisy grown close to a side walk, with a high level of canine traffic, will smell like dog pee...... Now lilies of the valley :) or carnations.
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owenshooter wrote:about time OP showed up around here!!!-the black jesus

Ha! I made a bet in Live Chat that you would post in this thread before 14 posts had been made. I was right!
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Optimus Prime wrote:
owenshooter wrote:about time OP showed up around here!!!-the black jesus

Ha! I made a bet in Live Chat that you would post in this thread before 14 posts had been made. I was right!

I can vouch for this.
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InsomniaRed wrote:
Optimus Prime wrote:
owenshooter wrote:about time OP showed up around here!!!-the black jesus

Ha! I made a bet in Live Chat that you would post in this thread before 14 posts had been made. I was right!

I can vouch for this.


lol, you said it =D> =D>
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Optimus Prime wrote:
owenshooter wrote:about time OP showed up around here!!!-the black jesus

Ha! I made a bet in Live Chat that you would post in this thread before 14 posts had been made. I was right!

i posted in it to show my support and understanding of the humor, otherwise it would have been locked... and thus far, bogan god has the best post...-the black jesus
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Optimus Prime wrote:
the.killing.44 wrote:Locking this for baiting…

No you aren't. You aren't a moderator last I checked. I think we shall let owenshooter decide if he thinks it is baiting or not.

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aog's post was the best imo.
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I completely disagree with OP. I think a Black Jesus would smell like pain and suffering with a hint of hope. I have purchased Black Jesus seeds from Walmart and will let you know the results about 2 months.
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Master Fenrir wrote:I completely disagree with OP. I think a Black Jesus would smell like pain and suffering with a hint of hope. I have purchased Black Jesus seeds from Walmart and will let you know the results about 2 months.

Just buy the car air freshener in that scent. It's just as good without all the work.
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Optimus Prime wrote:I'm just sayin' is all.


yeah, and we all know what that means in kkk talk! racist fucker!
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You know, it just occurred to me. There is a surprising number of people who have at least thought about smelling owenshooter, even if indirectly.
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Well I know I now desire to know what he smells like.... And are we sure it isn't roses? :-D
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Darwins_Bane wrote:You know, it just occurred to me. There is a surprising number of people who have at least thought about smelling owenshooter, even if indirectly.

Owen has always smelled like a banana-bunch to me. He knows this too.


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AndyDufresne wrote:
Darwins_Bane wrote:You know, it just occurred to me. There is a surprising number of people who have at least thought about smelling owenshooter, even if indirectly.

Owen has always smelled like a banana-bunch to me. He knows this too.

--Andy

well, if anyone else bought me cologne like you do, andy, i would wear it too... valentine's is right around the corner!!-the black jesus
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Your birthday is first, nothing wrong with cologne as a birthday present.
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jakewilliams wrote:Your birthday is first, nothing wrong with cologne as a birthday present.

nope.. valentine's day is first... and this is why i wear banana cologne from andy... you may pretend you know me... but andy TRULY knows me...-the black jesus
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owenshooter wrote:
jakewilliams wrote:Your birthday is first, nothing wrong with cologne as a birthday present.

nope.. valentine's day is first... and this is why i wear banana cologne from andy... you may pretend you know me... but andy TRULY knows me...-0

Dear god, the images now in my head are truly unbearable. Why, owenshooter? Why did you have to do that to me?
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Optimus Prime wrote:
owenshooter wrote:
jakewilliams wrote:Your birthday is first, nothing wrong with cologne as a birthday present.

nope.. valentine's day is first... and this is why i wear banana cologne from andy... you may pretend you know me... but andy TRULY knows me...-0

Dear god, the images now in my head are truly unbearable. Why, owenshooter? Why did you have to do that to me?

This is just how we share our banana-love.


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Optimus Prime wrote:
owenshooter wrote:
jakewilliams wrote:Your birthday is first, nothing wrong with cologne as a birthday present.

nope.. valentine's day is first... and this is why i wear banana cologne from andy... you may pretend you know me... but andy TRULY knows me...-0

Dear god, the images now in my head are truly unbearable. Why, owenshooter? Why did you have to do that to me?

you stopped sending me cases of STP to wear as my fragrance and only Andy stepped up with the banana love... Lack still sends me that odd "underage thai boy" fragrance, but i can't roll with that...-the black jesus
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owenshooter wrote:
jakewilliams wrote:Your birthday is first, nothing wrong with cologne as a birthday present.

nope.. valentine's day is first... and this is why i wear banana cologne from andy... you may pretend you know me... but andy TRULY knows me...-the black jesus




"knows" as in the Biblical sense, I assume
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azezzo wrote:
owenshooter wrote:
jakewilliams wrote:Your birthday is first, nothing wrong with cologne as a birthday present.

nope.. valentine's day is first... and this is why i wear banana cologne from andy... you may pretend you know me... but andy TRULY knows me...-the black jesus




"knows" as in the Biblical sense, I assume

aaaand... you just got this? you are a clever one!!! the black jesus is impressed...-the black jesus

p.s.-right now i smell like turkey farts..
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