I think we need a CC shrink

[Mageplunka69]

We don't need a shrink. I'm short enough as it is =(

whos talking you or ur penisss

[Army of GOD]

Me. My penis is 14 feet long.

[Mageplunka69]

lol, lucky for you, but not for him haha

[40kguy]

Me. My penis is 14 feet long.

how does it fit then?

[karelpietertje]

Me. My penis is 14 feet long.

how does it fit then?

Matter of finding the right partner.

show: NSFW

[AndyDufresne]

I think we do need one. Who is going to be our Lucy Van Pelt?




--Andy

[Scorsair]

Hmm.. so does telling a patient that they are worthless and need to just off themselves to save the world's gene pool disqualify you?

If not then I am game!

[Mageplunka69]

i say clapper, she hears all kinds of crap

[clapper011]

Well I WAS the love doctor at one point LOL

[40kguy]

Me. My penis is 14 feet long.

how does it fit then?

Matter of finding the right partner.

show: NSFW

is it possible to do it under water?

[grifftron]

jj & eddie def need some making up.

[AndyDufresne]

Perhaps we need a rotational Psychiatrist, so as not to tire any one person out. Who wants to the first? We've all got issues on the back burner, and we need to get them cooled down, or eaten, or heated up, or whatever the proper conclusion to that metaphor is.


--Andy

[Streaker]

I will be the first. My advice to everyone will be this easy to follow, 5 step program:

1) Find a local sports event (preferably one with many spectators).

2) Find a room close to the field, with plenty access to it.

3) Take off all your clothes (make sure you are properly washed before attempting this).

4) Run toward the field at a steady pace, and run around the field 1(one) time.

5) After completion of the track, head back towards the room, grab clothes, and run to your car for returning home.

After these steps, you will find you are relieved of all stress and its symptoms.

***Disclaimer: Make sure you are not caught by security in the progress. This could screw over the plan, making you start from point 1 (one) again. After you are released from prison.

[legionbuck]

for all the players who have anger management problems due to bad dice, drops,early sets in flat rate, and all the other damn excuses they have....

im sure there is a shrink among us

I read some of these threads, and if they only realized its just a game ....yes a game

and then maybe a CC pharmacy , then i can tell you i have issues as well haha

The idiot that designed the "dice" needs not just a shrink and meds...he needs to be neutered to prevent future genetic defectives !

[AndyDufresne]

I will be the first. My advice to everyone will be this easy to follow, 5 step program:

1) Find a local sports event (preferably one with many spectators).

2) Find a room close to the field, with plenty access to it.

3) Take off all your clothes (make sure you are properly washed before attempting this).

4) Run toward the field at a steady pace, and run around the field 1(one) time.

5) After completion of the track, head back towards the room, grab clothes, and run to your car for returning home.

After these steps, you will find you are relieved of all stress and its symptoms.

***Disclaimer: Make sure you are not caught by security in the progress. This could screw over the plan, making you start from point 1 (one) again. After you are released from prison.

Good advice.

Some advice I'd give...this is called Young Male Monkey Stick Therapy. Some of you may have heard that a recent study of young male and female Chimpanzees found that young females tend to carry around sticks in their arms, 'mothering them as if children,' until they get a child of their own---in effect using them like a doll. Young males were observed playing with sticks as well, though more often than not they used the sticks to hit and beat one another in play.

Step 1. Find a sturdy stick. This can be done by going outside (usually located outside a door---but if you are unfamiliar with doors, look for a window. Outside is usually bright during the day when there is a 'sun' in the sky, and darker at night. Look for grass, trees, and other things, and you'll know you are outside).

Step 2. Once you've found a sturdy stick, make sure it is something you can wield in your hands like a mace or a club. Make sure that if you use it a couple of times, it will not shatter, but will hold up against blunt blows.

Step 3. Find a friend and whack them with your sturdy stick.

Step 4. Repeat as necessary until the stick breaks, you get exhausted, or you no longer have friends.


--Andy

[L M S]

I think we do need one. Who is going to be our Lucy Van Pelt?




--Andy

I am so the right guy for this.
Oh Man...."need a tissue?"...

[jefjef]

I think we do need one. Who is going to be our Lucy Van Pelt?




--Andy

I am so the right guy for this.
Oh Man...."need a tissue?"...

Being the yellow player makes me sad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APwfZYO1di4

[L M S]

I think we do need one. Who is going to be our Lucy Van Pelt?




--Andy

I am so the right guy for this.
Oh Man...."need a tissue?"...

Being the yellow player makes me sad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APwfZYO1di4

"-You know what makes me sad"
Just being JefJef should be making you sad, you have way worse problems than being yellow.
"-need a tissue?....."

lol, that was fun, don't ban me for fake flaming for crying out loud.

[tdans]

I volunteer to be the Brain guy for CC, Everyone can vouch for me

[JoshyBoy]

I volunteer to be the Brain guy for CC, Everyone can vouch for me

Are you kidding? You're our prime example of someone who needs the services of this trained professional.

[tdans]

I volunteer to be the Brain guy for CC, Everyone can vouch for me

Are you kidding? You're our prime example of someone who needs the services of this trained professional.

shutup Joshy... I am perfectly Sane, Ask Commander9, He has met me in real life, and I aint crazy at all Notttt at all

[Aradhus]

I am concerned with the expansion of cc powers and its intrusion into my life. I propose a shrinking of its big "government" mentality. I think we need to scale back regulations, and head towards free market principles. All these rules, they're just about restricting my freedom. A freer citizenry, is a happier safer citizenry.

All in favour say,'Tola Naomi'.

[eddie2]

I need some sort of docter clapper011 flashed us in live chat today. i turned blind plz help.

[ManBungalow]

"STOP JOINING MY GAMES...

...or I will be forced to remove that spine."

[Georgerx7di]

I am concerned with the expansion of cc powers and its intrusion into my life. I propose a shrinking of its big "government" mentality. I think we need to scale back regulations, and head towards free market principles. All these rules, they're just about restricting my freedom. A freer citizenry, is a happier safer citizenry.

All in favour say,'Tola Naomi'.

I agree. Just yesterday, andy came into my house and banned me from watching tv. This is going too far. And don't get me started on when clapper showed up at my work...