Official Dice Bitch Thread

[2dimes]

...haven't won a single dice roll in I don't even know how long.

Well, they're not broken.

[HitRed]

Coptics get good dice on Fridays.

HitRed

[TeeGee]

send me a PM and I will send you my bank details, I sell 6's.. 10 for $10 or get 150 for $100.. Hurry limited stocks

[KoolBak]

Yo little x'er. You have to PLAY in order to bitch about dice. Its been 2 years. Shut up, quit wasting real peoples' time, and go do something christian.

[Bernie Sanders]

Yo little x'er. You have to PLAY in order to bitch about dice. Its been 2 years. Shut up, quit wasting real peoples' time, and go do something christian.

MOD EDIT by TeeGee

[#1_stunna]

Yo little x'er. You have to PLAY in order to bitch about dice. Its been 2 years. Shut up, quit wasting real peoples' time, and go do something christian.

MOD EDIT by TeeGee

oh wow. things escalated really quickly here.

[what,me worry?]

You have to pray to the right god for things to go your way

I'd say things aren't going your way for a reason...be it karma...god... or lack of spreading the good news of CC

[troubadour19]

I don't know if it's recency bias or just terrible luck but the past few matches have been unreal. I don't take ridiculous chances and the kills I do get are in garbage situations. f*ck the standard deviation of probability because it doesn't matter if the RNG shits the bed early in games effectively ending your chances to balance the scales of probability later on. I imagine someone had to have a bad string of luck but I don't have the motivation to weather this storm.

[HitRed]

Assault -38%

[what,me worry?]

expect the results you've experienced

stop engaging in your delusions that you're smarter than chance

CC does not do hand outs

Do better

[Symmetry]

Have you considered playing as a Paladin? It's kind of an easy class for new players to learn.

[Mad777]

29 games played, you need more than that to call out the dices being crap...build up games, and be patient, learn good strategy on easy map and it will pay out, at least reaching major grade...keep it up mate, don’t give up too early...we have been there.

[Symmetry]

29 games played, you need more than that to call out the dices being crap...build up games, and be patient, learn good strategy on easy map and it will pay out, at least reaching major grade...keep it up mate, don’t give up too early...we have been there.

Aww, you tried to do oppo research on me, but don't know how to use the reply button.

Cute, but try again if you'd like a reasonable chat about your pips.

[troubadour19]

expect the results you've experienced

stop engaging in your delusions that you're smarter than chance

CC does not do hand outs

Do better

Huh? The point that I was making was that I caught a bad run of games and acknowledging the fact that it was bound to happen and just wasn't interested in putting up with it.

[Symmetry]

expect the results you've experienced

stop engaging in your delusions that you're smarter than chance

CC does not do hand outs

Do better

Huh? The point that I was making was that I caught a bad run of games and acknowledging the fact that it was bound to happen and just wasn't interested in putting up with it.

So the F bomb in the title was a kind of Freudian slip?

[NomadPatriot]

welcome to Conquer Club.. troubadour19...

your first mistake was thinking members give 2 sh*ts… just sayin'...
I thought that at first too.. I was hilariously wrong.. find your niche and run with it..

rule #1 - trust no one on this website....
rule #2 - if you have a problem with something on the website & need help.. refer to rule #1

[Mad777]

welcome to Conquer Club.. troubadour19...

your first mistake was thinking members give 2 sh*ts… just sayin'...
I thought that at first too.. I was hilariously wrong.. find your niche and run with it..

rule #1 - trust no one on this website....
rule #2 - if you have a problem with something on the website & need help.. refer to rule #1

the guy who has been with the site for about 8 months to a guy who has been almost 7 years

[NomadPatriot]

the guy who has been with the site for about 8 months to a guy who has been almost 7 years

I wonder why he hasn't been on the site more then playing 29 games.. oh wait.. I just read this thread..

selling those Premium Subscriptions like hotcakes..

[Keefie]

the guy who has been with the site for about 8 months to a guy who has been almost 7 years

I wonder why he hasn't been on the site more then playing 29 games.. oh wait.. I just read this thread..

selling those Premium Subscriptions like hotcakes..

Lol - says the person who's now premium

[Razorvich]

LOL.. sorry but..... MOD EDIT: (Razorvich)

A true abuse of power right there

[NomadPatriot]

Lol - says the person who's now premium

well I didn't buy a premium Keefie… someone mysteriously gifted me a 1 month premium just 1 hour & 15 minutes after I posted that comment... the 1 month premium was automatically applied to my account ..
I had no control over that entire situation / transaction..

but considering you & Razor just happened to pop into a 6 year old forum thread within a few hours of this entire scenario... and considering your proclaiming " who's now premium".. it would entail you knew I wasn't premium just a mere 4 hours earlier from when I made the comment to the time you made yours.. .. it would be assumable that you bought me a premium & applied it to my account automatically , just so you could come back and post some snarky comment like this...


it's just 1 big coincidence...

but hey if wasn't you or razor.. then I guess someone fully appreciates all my forum posts & bought me a premium for the entertainment value.. maybe I will double up my efforts in the forums to accommodate the community.. they seem to be showing their appreciation..





Conquer Club <info@conquerclub.com>

Thu 5/23/2019 11:26 AM

Conquer Club

Hello NomadPatriot,

Someone has bought you a Conquer Club Premium Membership Gift Certificate - 1 Month!

Your account has been upgraded.

Regards,
The Conquer Club

[Symmetry]

Lol - says the person who's now premium

well I didn't buy a premium Keefie… someone mysteriously gifted me a 1 month premium just 1 hour & 15 minutes after I posted that comment... the 1 month premium was automatically applied to my account ..
I had no control over that entire situation / transaction..

but considering you & Razor just happened to pop into a 6 year old forum thread within a few hours of this entire scenario... and considering your proclaiming " who's now premium".. it would entail you knew I wasn't premium just a mere 4 hours earlier from when I made the comment to the time you made yours.. .. it would be assumable that you bought me a premium & applied it to my account automatically , just so you could come back and post some snarky comment like this...


it's just 1 big coincidence...

but hey if wasn't you or razor.. then I guess someone fully appreciates all my forum posts & bought me a premium for the entertainment value.. maybe I will double up my efforts in the forums to accommodate the community.. they seem to be showing their appreciation..





Conquer Club <info@conquerclub.com>

Thu 5/23/2019 11:26 AM

Conquer Club

Hello NomadPatriot,

Someone has bought you a Conquer Club Premium Membership Gift Certificate - 1 Month!

Your account has been upgraded.

Regards,
The Conquer Club

You're welcome, just be better.

[NomadPatriot]

You're welcome, just be better.

sure thing Sym.. I am glad you appreciated my contributions to the forum over these past few weeks.. I will be better at posting more things..

the L chat scenario is hilarious...

[Symmetry]

You're welcome, just be better.

sure thing Sym.. I am glad you appreciated my contributions to the forum over these past few weeks.. I will be better at posting more things..

the L chat scenario is hilarious...

As I said, you are welcome, but just be better.

[SemperFidelis]

I've been playing CC for years now and I had to come to the forum to find out what the f*ck has been going on. I thought a mod got mad they lost and cursed my account with bad luck. Ive lost like 5 games in a row due to bad dice. My stats were like -30% offense and defence and my opponents are +49%.

I can see why people quit over this