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Re: Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon May 11, 2009 10:08 pm

"Come up to my place babe, our night will be like Das Schloss." (never ending? eh maybe works)


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Re: Pick up lines

Postby Robinette on Mon May 11, 2009 10:17 pm

Hey big guy, if you're UP for it,
come over here and show me how good you are at Escalating...
=P~
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby jpcloet on Mon May 11, 2009 10:18 pm

You have a really sexy..........avatar.
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby Timminz on Mon May 11, 2009 10:19 pm

There's nothing more thrilling than cashing your spoils 5 times in a single round.

Each time better than the last.
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby mpjh on Mon May 11, 2009 10:23 pm

Hey man, how about those Cubs, ain't they classic?
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon May 11, 2009 10:29 pm

"You know, there's a medal for this."


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Re: Pick up lines

Postby Timminz on Mon May 11, 2009 10:34 pm

"How about you and I form a secret alliance for some ass-doodling."
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby Robinette on Mon May 11, 2009 10:37 pm


winning with my partner makes me want to have sex with 6 people...

no wait... that's not right...

winning a 6 player game makes me want to have sex with my partner...

yeah, that's what i meant to say....
damn my dexlexia... i'm always getting things back-ass wards... 8-[
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby blakebowling on Mon May 11, 2009 10:40 pm

"Lets play Feudal... I'll storm your castle"
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby The Fuzzy Pengui on Mon May 11, 2009 10:42 pm

"Let's turn on fog of war and just feel our way around."
Gilligan wrote:I'M SO GOOD AT THIS GAME
My stepmom locked the bathroom door
So I opened the lock with my shoelace
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby a.sub on Mon May 11, 2009 10:46 pm

u guys are good at this
a bit too good? ;)

Hey babe, i may not be a major but i got my own swords
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon May 11, 2009 10:48 pm

"Want to see my Plug-in? I call it BOB."


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Re: Pick up lines

Postby The Fuzzy Pengui on Mon May 11, 2009 10:50 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:"Want to see my Plug-in? I call it BOB."


--Andy

BEST.....ONE....EVER!

Bunches of bananas for the big man! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby a.sub on Mon May 11, 2009 11:05 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:"Want to see my Plug-in? I call it BOB."


--Andy


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby The Fuzzy Pengui on Mon May 11, 2009 11:05 pm

"Hey baby, if you don't behave I'll have to use the paddle. :twisted: "
Gilligan wrote:I'M SO GOOD AT THIS GAME
My stepmom locked the bathroom door
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby a.sub on Mon May 11, 2009 11:11 pm

ill calling over KH
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby King_Herpes on Mon May 11, 2009 11:23 pm

What do you say we go back to my place and exchange some, "f*ck THESE FUCKING BULLSHIT DICE!" faces?
Sorry about your little butt ✪ Dumb fucking e-lambs the lot of you
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby a.sub on Mon May 11, 2009 11:30 pm

Max had some to add
"does $25 still buy unlimited games"

my stack is getting big

thats was fast

I didnt even get to play a turn

can we go again

youre too fast for me

weve been playing for hours

no delay tactics

I want to nab your bonuses

Pull out of my bonus or I will assault you!
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby Sohail88 on Tue May 12, 2009 3:52 pm

"i cant wait to show you my set" - Jeff Hardy
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue May 12, 2009 6:03 pm

"I think we'll need to bring back the surrender option."


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Re: Pick up lines

Postby nagerous on Tue May 12, 2009 6:07 pm

I'm feeling adventurous, how about a public triples
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby JoshyBoy on Tue May 12, 2009 6:09 pm

"I've made the conquest, now to enjoy the spoils."
drunkmonkey wrote:I honestly wonder why anyone becomes a mod on this site. You're the whiniest bunch of players imaginable.

Ron Burgundy wrote:Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby nagerous on Tue May 12, 2009 6:12 pm

Better Duck and Cover as I'm about to release my Classic Art.
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue May 12, 2009 9:46 pm

"That's a mighty big stack you have there."


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Re: Pick up lines

Postby a.sub on Tue May 12, 2009 10:58 pm

all im wearing tonight is my Image

I bet i can make you scream louder than you do at the dice

Wanna see my privates? (Image)

Wanna see my 8 cadets?
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