A converted wife...

[benjis_widow]

And this is officially one of the top 5 weirdest/creepiest threads to ever grace GD. Someone alert Blitz.

Why thank you Candyz and Robin....*smiles*.......i'm pleased you consider it so distinguished.

Thank You Gyspy too.....*kisses*....Your pleasure is my pleasure and all that....

[benjis_widow]

what does BOL mean?

BOL = burst out laughing

[benjis_widow]

On behalf of all Lengends of War, thank you for letting benji come back and play. ROFL.

*smiles sweetly*.......oh i plan to take a much more active interest hence forth dcc. In light of my spouses devotion being poured into such as this, i am very very up for being especially nice to people he has considered friends.....*winks*........hit me up!

[benjis_widow]

wicked ... I missed your humour

er.....what?

[Robinette]

Number of posts so far = 13

Number of games joined to date = 0

The meaning of it all = BOL

[e_i_pi]

Number of posts so far = 13

Number of games joined to date = 0

The meaning of it all = BOL

Robinette has finally extracted some laughs from me, well done girl

[The Neon Peon]

The thing I find most funny about this is how you bought premium, which is a waste of $25 dollars since you are not going to play any games. (or have not played any yet, at least)

[benjis_widow]

Number of posts so far = 13

Number of games joined to date = 0

The meaning of it all = BOL

Well gees little chirper, could that possibly be because i'm here for the reasons i've stated.....and have no idea about how to play this game.

Perhaps i will yet persuade Ben to show me how huh....

~ laughing widow

[Dancing Mustard]

So, Miss Benji...

What about it; You, Me, Snorri and the Eiffel Tower. Fancy that? Of course you do. PM me and I'll tell you where to drive to.

See that cam-seekers? That's how I fucking roll, D to the P to Horse Fat.

And don't forget people: Get it right, keep it tight.

[Snorri1234]

no touching of balls plx.

[e_i_pi]

no touching of balls plx.

We call them 'assault spheres' now Snorri

[Dancing Mustard]

Yeah that's cool dude, we'll go with the Eiffel Tower formation the first time out, so that should keep it to a minimum.


Also, when you cash your 'spoils', try not to 'reinforce' them to my 'region'... if you catch my drift.

[mandyb]

no touching of balls plx.

Considering there'll be three pairs, I imagine that'll be difficult to avoid.

[The Neon Peon]

locked and banned in 3....2.....1.....

[RashidJelzin]

I'm kinda hoping this widow fellow turns out to be the gay stalker that used to live close to my former school! I wonder if they have internet in prison?

[MOBAJOBG]

Long have i fought against my husband's obsession here. Foolishly i thought such things as work and family life, our child's education and a sex life were more important than a computer game......how silly of me....i see now i was entirely wrong.

Apologies dearest BENJIKAT IS DEAD

Your dedication to such a cause is clearly noble and i feel dreadful in having been so remiss up until now in my support. No more though. Your hard work truly should warrant a place higher than 143rd on the score board.

It is my desire to help my husband realize the dreams he clearly holds so very dear. With that in mind i would eagerly beseech everyone to play plenty with my love, BENJIKAT IS DEAD....in the hopes that points will be exchanged.

*smiles*...........i have a cam and mic and know how to be appropriately appreciative...

~ widow

Trust me when I say, ...I do not know what you're actually trying to convey.

Do you resent the fact that BID plays a lot of games here? If it is, are you seeking revenge in your own stealthy way?

[happy2seeyou]

Why hasn't BENJIKAT written in here yet?

[Kaplowitz]

Now...if only it were true...

[benjis_widow]

The thing I find most funny about this is how you bought premium, which is a waste of $25 dollars since you are not going to play any games. (or have not played any yet, at least)

*sighing and rolling my eyes*.......goodness, i guess there would be no way to push up darling Ben's score by my becoming a paid up member now would there.....

*waits whilst the cogs turn*......oh yes......except perhaps that one private way......*laughing*

[benjis_widow]

Long have i fought against my husband's obsession here. Foolishly i thought such things as work and family life, our child's education and a sex life were more important than a computer game......how silly of me....i see now i was entirely wrong.

Apologies dearest BENJIKAT IS DEAD

Your dedication to such a cause is clearly noble and i feel dreadful in having been so remiss up until now in my support. No more though. Your hard work truly should warrant a place higher than 143rd on the score board.

It is my desire to help my husband realize the dreams he clearly holds so very dear. With that in mind i would eagerly beseech everyone to play plenty with my love, BENJIKAT IS DEAD....in the hopes that points will be exchanged.

*smiles*...........i have a cam and mic and know how to be appropriately appreciative...



~ widow

Trust me when I say, ...I do not know what you're actually trying to convey.

Do you resent the fact that BID plays a lot of games here? If it is, are you seeking revenge in your own stealthy way?

You got me!

[benjis_widow]

I'm kinda hoping this widow fellow turns out to be the gay stalker that used to live close to my former school! I wonder if they have internet in prison?

*wrinkling up my nose*.......gosh, that's sorta a weird thing to wish for. Now this isn't exactly rocket science huh......my opening post has put it right out there about cam and mic..........You reckon i'm such a convincing T as to be able to pull it off even on there huh?

If you have a mic, email me an Y....

[RashidJelzin]

I'm sure as hell not going to have cyber-sex with you, you kinky wannabe nerd-nympho.

[e_i_pi]

I'm not sure if this is a wicked multi, or a xruan multi.

[Serbia]

Regardless, this is priceless!

[benjis_widow]

I'm sure as hell not going to have cyber-sex with you, you kinky wannabe nerd-nympho.

*erupting into a flood tears, throwing myself onto the floor, bemoaning the rejection of my imagined offer*.......Rashid, as desirable as You no doubt are, You have i fear in this instance been premature in Your refusal (as it hasn't actually been offered).

It is a small distinction, but i believe an important one, between the offer to call and say hi and the promise to perform unspeakable acts of depravity......*laughing*

*smiles*......but hey.........thanks for the compliments....