CC Pick up lines

by **vodean** on Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:24 am

nemrehs1 wrote:"I see your pretty high on the scoreboard, want to farm me?"

"I have a big score, wanna see it?"

"Hi, my name is BOB, what is yours?"

score

by **Tiggy D Amour** on Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:47 am

natty_dread wrote:Best line used on me: "Want a blowjob?"

And you told me "No, I'm scared!"

by **natty dread** on Fri Feb 12, 2010 12:57 pm

Tiggy D Amour wrote:
natty_dread wrote:Best line used on me: "Want a blowjob?"

And you told me "No, I'm scared!"

Well who wouldn't be, with those huge sharp teeth of yours... Do I want a blowjob? Certainly. Do I want my shlong snapped right off - no thanks.

by **AndyDufresne** on Fri Feb 12, 2010 4:13 pm

"Listen babe, I just upgraded my server---so I can achieve better performance."

--Andy

by **vodean** on Sat Feb 13, 2010 6:41 am

AndyDufresne wrote:"Listen babe, I just upgraded my server---so I can achieve better performance."

--Andy

ill perform one on you!

by **natty dread** on Sat Feb 13, 2010 6:47 pm

Wanna play a sexuential game with me?

by **vodean** on Mon Feb 15, 2010 9:05 am

You belong here in the Cutesy club.

by **AndyDufresne** on Sun Feb 28, 2010 11:13 am

"Listen babe, there is some unofficial talk going on about a Hall of Fame...play your spoils right, and I just may get you in."

--Andy

by **Rocketry** on Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:39 pm

In his drawling vampyric monotone...

"Hey, hope I'm not frightening you... Is the scarrs? Cover her eyes. Good. Now, sweetheart, perhaps I can convince you to supply me with the last component I require to complete my MACHINE! You see, I've been cranking this random generator with nothing but the power of my MIND for too long, and it becomes ever more... wearing. But now I have the technology to build a MACHINE to turn it's cogs in PERPETUAL MOTION on my behalf! The final part I require? - your precious SOUL. You can make that small sacrifice for me, can't you? Sweetheart? Your SOUL is going to WASTE away in that pretty little shell of yours. But like this, you can LIVE FOREVER! THE GHOST IN MY MACHINE! What do you say?"

"I shan't! I shan't! I shan't!"

"FINE! We will WRENCH the WHEEL of CRIME!

Rocket.

by **vodean** on Sun Feb 28, 2010 1:45 pm

you'll be begging for more when you see my dice

by **owenshooter** on Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:32 am

ladies and gentleman... thank you for taking the time to stop by this thread for some much needed entertainment... please remember for those of you that are of age, there is a 2 drink mininum... and tonights special is the coctail shrimp... also, be sure to tip your waitresses, they all have my babies to support... thank you, thank you... i'll be here all week... now, without further adieu, the return of the one, the only, the man with the big banana, AndyDufresne!!!!!

(applause) (applause) (applause)

by **Army of GOD** on Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:44 am

Well, this is awkward.

by **owenshooter** on Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:54 am

Army of GOD wrote:Well, this is awkward.

right? the guy asks for someone to find and bump his fav thread to post in, it is done, his entrance is set up, and he fails to show...
your lord is puzzled...-the black jesus

by **jefjef** on Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:18 am

owenshooter wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Well, this is awkward.

right? the guy asks for someone to find and bump his fav thread to post in, it is done, his entrance is set up, and he fails to show...
your lord is puzzled...-the black jesus

Kind of reminiscent of the chosen ones return. No I'm not talking about colton.

by **AndyDufresne** on Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:15 pm

Like the USA vs Algeria, I was just planning for the go-ahead in extra time.

'Babe, next time our event comes around, would you like to 'Whac-a-Mod'.'

That's horrible. I can't believe I posted it. I'll be here all week.

--Andy

by **AndyDufresne** on Fri Nov 26, 2010 12:11 pm

'Babe, lets get together again sometime. We should exchange our dice files.'

--Andy

by **rdsrds2120** on Fri Nov 26, 2010 2:58 pm

Would you like to go into the forums and make a newtopic with me? No, my sig isn't too big.

by **squishyg** on Sat Nov 27, 2010 12:01 am

I'm not like other mods, I don't need a paddle.

by **Commander9** on Sat Nov 27, 2010 12:10 am

Do you play Staliningrad, because I got lost in you...

by **ViperOverLord** on Sat Nov 27, 2010 12:48 am

If you like these stats.....

by **jigger1986** on Sun Nov 28, 2010 2:33 am

Probly all used but,

"Hey girl, I called over a friend, wanna help get your gold medal in trips?"

"Hey there, you up for some speedy conquer four-play?

"You wanna play City Mogul? You can be a high class call girl, and I'll be Mark Cuban.:

"Yes I am happy to see you, and yes that is the red mountain in my pants."