Caveman discovers fire, and many stories are told around it... and it was good...

But often the fires would burn out of control... and this was bad...

Much was lost to flames, despite the brave volunteers who tried to contain them...

So Hell was created in order to give the flames a place to be....

But hell's gates were open, and the evil flames did pour forth throughout the land...

So a plan was crafted, and the forces of good and evil were soon to meet...

In the end, the flames of hell were nuked...

And we were once again able to fight each other in peace...
