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Re: Pick up lines

Postby waseemalim on Sat May 23, 2009 1:15 pm

"Let me know if you want me to spread and deploy.I am open to other ideas as well"
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby e_i_pi on Sat May 23, 2009 1:16 pm

Anyone up for some assdoodle?



(Yeah, I can't believe I said it either)
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby owenshooter on Sat May 23, 2009 1:24 pm

hey baby... wanna get in an e_i_pi-0 sandwich?-0
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby e_i_pi on Sat May 23, 2009 1:26 pm

owenshooter wrote:hey baby... wanna get in an e_i_pi-0 sandwich?-0

Dude, I'm not sure I want to get in that sandwich tbh
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby e_i_pi on Sat May 23, 2009 1:35 pm

I recently played a Circus Maximus game with Escalating cards and Fog. This guy kept hitting my 2's, pounding me round after round. But I managed to turn it around. I got a rainbow set and drilled him from behind with a large stack. He never knew what hit him.
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby JoshyBoy on Sat May 23, 2009 6:32 pm

I can "play" all night... :roll:
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby sailorseal on Sat May 23, 2009 6:43 pm

Hey baby, lets meet between classic art&shapes
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby owenshooter on Sat May 23, 2009 6:56 pm

sailorseal wrote:Hey baby, lets meet between classic art&shapes

sigh...-0
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby a.sub on Sat May 23, 2009 7:26 pm

owenshooter wrote:
sailorseal wrote:Hey baby, lets meet between classic art&shapes

sigh...-0

future pimp ;)
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby vodean on Sun May 24, 2009 2:12 am

while we freestyle, i can sequential your titties. And lets take off that unrevealing fog of war
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby JoshyBoy on Sun May 24, 2009 4:56 am

owenshooter wrote:
sailorseal wrote:Hey baby, lets meet between classic art&shapes

sigh...-0


So that's how owenshooter gets his post count so high.

;)
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby a.sub on Sun May 24, 2009 3:50 pm

my my you have huge bre-
er ....
dice ;)
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby a.sub on Sun May 24, 2009 3:51 pm

my cards arent the only things that are escalating right now :shock:
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Sun May 24, 2009 8:06 pm

"Get in line, babe. The notifier will let me know when it's your turn for some play."


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Re: Pick up lines

Postby the.killing.44 on Sun May 24, 2009 8:10 pm

"You a mixed set? Because you're definitely a 10 in my book!"
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby sully800 on Sun May 24, 2009 8:24 pm

I don't deserve to be matched with a girl like you, if you beat me in a doubles game I think you'd only get 1 or 2 points.
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby e_i_pi on Mon May 25, 2009 4:07 am

If I deploy all 12, I could go straight up the guts...
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon May 25, 2009 12:56 pm

"Baby, I could bombard you all night."


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Re: Pick up lines

Postby owenshooter on Mon May 25, 2009 1:03 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:"Baby, I could bombard you all night."

somehow, i am DEEPLY shocked that andy PULLED this out... nice one... top 3 of the thread, easily...-0
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby a.sub on Mon May 25, 2009 1:21 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:"Baby, I could bombard you all night."


--Andy

you must get a LOT of tail from this site
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby e_i_pi on Mon May 25, 2009 1:33 pm

The dice are screwing me hard
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby a.sub on Mon May 25, 2009 1:42 pm

your better than the girl i pai-
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bought premium for
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby Timminz on Mon May 25, 2009 1:59 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:"Baby, I could bombard you all night."

You would think this one would be more successful, but it always seems to get such a neutral response.
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby vodean on Tue May 26, 2009 7:44 am

u really know how to freestyle. Too bad so many people are waiting to sequential me. you have such nice dice, and five beautiful stars. You're so quick, and have such great strategy
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby lt.pie on Tue May 26, 2009 8:00 am

I see the latest plugins and addons have really enhanced your deployment capabilities !

lets boogie :)
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