ConquerClub is worth $169,614

[pimpdave]

http://esitestats.com/www.conquerclub.com

Figured this was interesting enough news to break my 666 post count.

For the sake of comparison, the biggest known rival site, landgrab.net is worth $24,630

[Army of GOD]

Yea, too bad lack said he'd sell it to me for a discount.


Right lack?! RIGHT?!

[the.killing.44]

Cool site.

www.yahoo.com's eSiteStats Rank: 54
Estimated Value: $691,740,000

[jleonnn]

dito. wikipedia's site rank: 278, est. value: $184,718,571

[targetman377]

thats really cool!!!! i bet lack is happy

[King_Herpes]

meh, my penis is worth more than that.

[natty dread]

meh, my penis is worth more than that.

No it's not, your penis has herpes. My penis is worth more than your penis.

[karelpietertje]

http://esitestats.com/www.esitestats.com

http://www.esitestats.com's eSiteStats Rank: 21,597
Estimated Value: $97,574

[samuelc812]

Interesting.

http://www.facebook.com's eSiteStats Rank: 268
Estimated Value: $7,137,600,000

~Sam

[jammyjames]

http://esitestats.com/www.google.com

google are the #1

estimated value: $170,230,000

[samuelc812]

http://esitestats.com/www.google.com

google are the #1

estimated value: $170,230,000

But they are worth a lot less than facebook

~Sam

[AAFitz]

the biggest known rival site, landgrab.net is worth $24,630

overvalued

[jleonnn]

woohoo

[King_Herpes]

meh, my penis is worth more than that.

No it's not, your penis has herpes. My penis is worth more than your penis.

Well my dad's penis can beat up your dad's penis.

[elfish_lad]

Well my dad's penis can beat up your dad's penis.

Wait... how does that work exactly?

[Mr Changsha]

Well my dad's penis can beat up your dad's penis.

Wait... how does that work exactly?

Ah, the ancient art of cock fighting. The rules are simple like all the best games..

First, both men unleash their beasts and attempt to form wood. In the case of middle aged men this can prove to be quite a challenge, but rule 5 does indeed allow for a designated fluffer to 'stand by' for each combatant. However, it must be said that some have taken issue at the rather hetro-centric wording of the rule: 'A female may be employed to perform the act of fluffing upon the combatant crying "I'm as soft as shit down here!"' Litigation based on equal rights violations was actually brought forward here in China on this very issue, of course both the litigant and his lawyer were natually shot for having the nerve to express a free thought. Quite right too, I say.

Once both men are suitably engorged, they must place themselves at a distance of no more than 30 (15 for the asian gentleman) centimetres apart (measured from the toe of the right foot of the challenger to the toe of the left foot of the challenged). Once in position, the umpire will raise his arms to the sky, look both combatants firmly in the eye and proclaim.."Grasp Cock!" At this point, the standard technique is to place one's left hand upon one's left buttock (for balance, naturally) while firmly grasping the old sausage at the root. Another variation - often referred to as the claymore technique - is to place both hands at the base of the old manhood. This is often preferred by the larger gentleman in the trouser department and the adoption of this stance is sometimes used as a form of intimidation. Of course if the chap doesn't actually have 'the ways to justify the means' well, let's just say that it is rather like a chap saying "Have you seen my new rolex?" in the pub, only for another to point out "Yeah, 15 quid from Big Bessy from behind the Butchers that is." Highly embarrassing to say the least.

The battle itself can be best described as a rather sordid variation on that much loved children's classic 'thumb wars'. A victory can be achieved by either pinning the opponent's bishop for three full seconds (counted out by the umpire) or by going for the 'under and up'. The 'under and up' involves streaking under the opponents guard and, with as violent a motion as possible, striking the sack in such a way as to make the opponent collapse like the proverbial house of cards. A danger however is the 'loss by deviant homosexual default'. Ejaculation = instant disqualification and here in China also death, thus adding a whole other level of danger to those who grasp the stick in fury.

Always here to educate,

Mr C

[natty dread]

meh, my penis is worth more than that.

No it's not, your penis has herpes. My penis is worth more than your penis.

Well my dad's penis can beat up your dad's penis.

Meh, not unless your dad's penis is a necropenis. My dad is dead. And so is his penis.

[MeDeFe]

Well my dad's penis can beat up your dad's penis.

Wait... how does that work exactly?

Ah, the ancient art of cock fighting. The rules are simple like all the best games..

First, both men unleash their beasts and attempt to form wood. In the case of middle aged men this can prove to be quite a challenge, but rule 5 does indeed allow for a designated fluffer to 'stand by' for each combatant. However, it must be said that some have taken issue at the rather hetro-centric wording of the rule: 'A female may be employed to perform the act of fluffing upon the combatant crying "I'm as soft as shit down here!"' Litigation based on equal rights violations was actually brought forward here in China on this very issue, of course both the litigant and his lawyer were natually shot for having the nerve to express a free thought. Quite right too, I say.

Once both men are suitably engorged, they must place themselves at a distance of no more than 30 (15 for the asian gentleman) centimetres apart (measured from the toe of the right foot of the challenger to the toe of the left foot of the challenged). Once in position, the umpire will raise his arms to the sky, look both combatants firmly in the eye and proclaim.."Grasp Cock!" At this point, the standard technique is to place one's left hand upon one's left buttock (for balance, naturally) while firmly grasping the old sausage at the root. Another variation - often referred to as the claymore technique - is to place both hands at the base of the old manhood. This is often preferred by the larger gentleman in the trouser department and the adoption of this stance is sometimes used as a form of intimidation. Of course if the chap doesn't actually have 'the ways to justify the means' well, let's just say that it is rather like a chap saying "Have you seen my new rolex?" in the pub, only for another to point out "Yeah, 15 quid from Big Bessy from behind the Butchers that is." Highly embarrassing to say the least.

The battle itself can be best described as a rather sordid variation on that much loved children's classic 'thumb wars'. A victory can be achieved by either pinning the opponent's bishop for three full seconds (counted out by the umpire) or by going for the 'under and up'. The 'under and up' involves streaking under the opponents guard and, with as violent a motion as possible, striking the sack in such a way as to make the opponent collapse like the proverbial house of cards. A danger however is the 'loss by deviant homosexual default'. Ejaculation = instant disqualification and here in China also death, thus adding a whole other level of danger to those who grasp the stick in fury.

Always here to educate,

Mr C

You just made my day a whole lot better than it already was.

[jleonnn]

i wanna buy conquerclub lol.

[natty dread]

... so, conquer club is worth 169 dollars and 614 cents?

[Army of GOD]

Well my dad's penis can beat up your dad's penis.

Wait... how does that work exactly?

Ah, the ancient art of cock fighting. The rules are simple like all the best games..

First, both men unleash their beasts and attempt to form wood. In the case of middle aged men this can prove to be quite a challenge, but rule 5 does indeed allow for a designated fluffer to 'stand by' for each combatant. However, it must be said that some have taken issue at the rather hetro-centric wording of the rule: 'A female may be employed to perform the act of fluffing upon the combatant crying "I'm as soft as shit down here!"' Litigation based on equal rights violations was actually brought forward here in China on this very issue, of course both the litigant and his lawyer were natually shot for having the nerve to express a free thought. Quite right too, I say.

Once both men are suitably engorged, they must place themselves at a distance of no more than 30 (15 for the asian gentleman) centimetres apart (measured from the toe of the right foot of the challenger to the toe of the left foot of the challenged). Once in position, the umpire will raise his arms to the sky, look both combatants firmly in the eye and proclaim.."Grasp Cock!" At this point, the standard technique is to place one's left hand upon one's left buttock (for balance, naturally) while firmly grasping the old sausage at the root. Another variation - often referred to as the claymore technique - is to place both hands at the base of the old manhood. This is often preferred by the larger gentleman in the trouser department and the adoption of this stance is sometimes used as a form of intimidation. Of course if the chap doesn't actually have 'the ways to justify the means' well, let's just say that it is rather like a chap saying "Have you seen my new rolex?" in the pub, only for another to point out "Yeah, 15 quid from Big Bessy from behind the Butchers that is." Highly embarrassing to say the least.

The battle itself can be best described as a rather sordid variation on that much loved children's classic 'thumb wars'. A victory can be achieved by either pinning the opponent's bishop for three full seconds (counted out by the umpire) or by going for the 'under and up'. The 'under and up' involves streaking under the opponents guard and, with as violent a motion as possible, striking the sack in such a way as to make the opponent collapse like the proverbial house of cards. A danger however is the 'loss by deviant homosexual default'. Ejaculation = instant disqualification and here in China also death, thus adding a whole other level of danger to those who grasp the stick in fury.

Always here to educate,

Mr C

*ConquerClub's worth increases by 300%*

[darth emperor]

And what about conquerclubtrivia???

everytime I try says:

www.conquerclubtrivia.com's eSiteStats Rank: N/A
Estimated Value: $2

[vodean]

And what about conquerclubtrivia???

everytime I try says:

http://www.conquerclubtrivia.com's eSiteStats Rank: N/A
Estimated Value: $2

haha . cockfighting...

[obliterationX]

I'm wet.

[elfish_lad]

Ah, the ancient art of cock fighting. The rules are simple like all the best games..

Thanks Mr. C. Very helpful reminder of the rules. However, I do have a few questions:

1. Can I use a proxy? Let's say I had a busy night before with regard to "marital relations" and such and the equipment is a bit worn out. Can I call in my brother as my second to defend my honor? Not so much because he has better tools but because he is single?

2. Can my opponent tap-out or is it really a cage match with a fight to the death or until one of the combatants becomes a eunuch?

And finally,

3. Is this really the best manner in which to discover if someone's penis is worth more than CC?

Thank you kindly in advance for your thoughtful reply.

Curiously Yours,

E.