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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby owenshooter on Mon Dec 23, 2013 8:50 am

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JoshyBoy wrote:I heard I got my sword back... 8-)


Looks like crossed swords. Sword fighting again are we?


I heard Bogan wants to cross swords with me...

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i heard that some members still don't realize a certain rank insignia is not 2 swords "crossing"... sigh... the black jesus has spoken...-el Jesus negro
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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby BoganGod on Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:42 am

Gillipig wrote:Rumors are now that Bogan and Joshy are crossing swords together. Are we looking at CC's first openly gay couple? First "openly gay" as AoG and Nietzsche have not yet admitted to such acts, but we all suspect they're at it.


Rumour has it, that AoG and Nietzsche are not exclusive, hence not a couple. They are a couple of people, that are suspected of coupling. Since they are suspected of coupling with many couples, singles and devices. They are not a couple in the strict relationship usage of the world. Couple of points
@Beige dude with perforated hands - So if they are not two swords crossed(counting scimitars as swords for arguments sake) then what are they?
@Norwegian pretending to be swedish - So gilli are you carrying a torch for joshyboy?
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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby owenshooter on Mon Dec 23, 2013 11:47 am

BoganGod wrote:@Beige dude with perforated hands - So if they are not two swords crossed(counting scimitars as swords for arguments sake) then what are they?

Rumor has it that it was established many years ago that it is a SWORD and SCABBARD... the black jesus has brought light to the bogans... the black jesus has spoken...-el Jesus negro
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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby Fruitcake on Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:14 pm

Rumour has it that the Black Jesus is about to get busy with PMs
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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby notyou2 on Mon Dec 23, 2013 3:49 pm

Fruitcake wrote:Rumour has it that the Black Jesus is about to get busy with PMs


Owens a girl?????????
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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby BoganGod on Tue Dec 24, 2013 8:21 am

owenshooter wrote:
BoganGod wrote:@Beige dude with perforated hands - So if they are not two swords crossed(counting scimitars as swords for arguments sake) then what are they?

Rumor has it that it was established many years ago that it is a SWORD and SCABBARD... the black jesus has brought light to the bogans... the black jesus has spoken...-el Jesus negro

Closer examination would suggest that insignia is not two swords. Well spotted my Ethiopian Jewish friend(jesus was Jewish, for Jesus to be black not olive and still Jewish Ethiopian descent would make.sense) , sorry side tracked. Rumour would have it that insignia is actually a cutlass and treasure map. Just had a thought(yes rare occurrence), Owen are you a dark skinned Mexican?
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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby notyou2 on Tue Dec 24, 2013 8:32 am

Rumour has it that Team CC is giving all players a Christmas Gift as an apology for all the problems that the changes have caused.
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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby dario2099 on Tue Dec 24, 2013 8:46 am

BoganGod wrote:
owenshooter wrote:
BoganGod wrote:@Beige dude with perforated hands - So if they are not two swords crossed(counting scimitars as swords for arguments sake) then what are they?

Rumor has it that it was established many years ago that it is a SWORD and SCABBARD... the black jesus has brought light to the bogans... the black jesus has spoken...-el Jesus negro

Closer examination would suggest that insignia is not two swords. Well spotted my Ethiopian Jewish friend(jesus was Jewish, for Jesus to be black not olive and still Jewish Ethiopian descent would make.sense) , sorry side tracked. Rumour would have it that insignia is actually a cutlass and treasure map. Just had a thought(yes rare occurrence), Owen are you a dark skinned Mexican?


Even closer examination would establish than since the blade is curved and and the other thing isn't, it can't be a scabbard.
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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby notyou2 on Tue Dec 24, 2013 9:03 am

dario2099 wrote:
BoganGod wrote:
owenshooter wrote:
BoganGod wrote:@Beige dude with perforated hands - So if they are not two swords crossed(counting scimitars as swords for arguments sake) then what are they?

Rumor has it that it was established many years ago that it is a SWORD and SCABBARD... the black jesus has brought light to the bogans... the black jesus has spoken...-el Jesus negro

Closer examination would suggest that insignia is not two swords. Well spotted my Ethiopian Jewish friend(jesus was Jewish, for Jesus to be black not olive and still Jewish Ethiopian descent would make.sense) , sorry side tracked. Rumour would have it that insignia is actually a cutlass and treasure map. Just had a thought(yes rare occurrence), Owen are you a dark skinned Mexican?


Even closer examination would establish than since the blade is curved and and the other thing isn't, it can't be a scabbard.


It's a swagger stick.
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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby owenshooter on Tue Dec 24, 2013 9:24 am

dario2099 wrote:[Even closer examination would establish than since the blade is curved and and the other thing isn't, it can't be a scabbard.

Rumor has it that lackattack resolved the debate long ago... sword and scabbard... the black jesus has spoken...-el Jesus negro
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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby demonfork on Fri Dec 27, 2013 12:00 pm

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dario2099 wrote:[Even closer examination would establish than since the blade is curved and and the other thing isn't, it can't be a scabbard.

Rumor has it that lackattack resolved the debate long ago... sword and scabbard... the black jesus has spoken...-el Jesus negro


Regardless of rumor or what Lack may or my have not have established, it's a sword and baton.
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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby owenshooter on Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:47 pm

demonfork wrote:
owenshooter wrote:
dario2099 wrote:[Even closer examination would establish than since the blade is curved and and the other thing isn't, it can't be a scabbard.

Rumor has it that lackattack resolved the debate long ago... sword and scabbard... the black jesus has spoken...-el Jesus negro


Regardless of rumor or what Lack may or my have not have established, it's a sword and baton.

rumor has it that demonfork rocks a baton with his gogo boots, while everyone else rocks a sword and BATTEN... the black jesus has spoken...-el Jesus negro
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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby BoganGod on Fri Dec 27, 2013 2:17 pm

owenshooter wrote:
dario2099 wrote:[Even closer examination would establish than since the blade is curved and and the other thing isn't, it can't be a scabbard.

Rumor has it that lackattack resolved the debate long ago... sword and scabbard... the black jesus has spoken...-el Jesus negro


The rumour that lackattack resolved this vexing issue is a furphy. Rumour has it the black jesus is trying to white wash the issue, in a dark and cynical attempt to push his view onto the masses.

A treasure map and cutlass, any debate on this is tilting at windmills.
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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby notyou2 on Fri Dec 27, 2013 2:20 pm

It is referred to as a swagger stick in most English speaking armies.
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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby demonfork on Fri Dec 27, 2013 4:26 pm

owenshooter wrote:
demonfork wrote:
owenshooter wrote:
dario2099 wrote:[Even closer examination would establish than since the blade is curved and and the other thing isn't, it can't be a scabbard.

Rumor has it that lackattack resolved the debate long ago... sword and scabbard... the black jesus has spoken...-el Jesus negro


Regardless of rumor or what Lack may or my have not have established, it's a sword and baton.

rumor has it that demonfork rocks a baton with his gogo boots, while everyone else rocks a sword and BATTEN... the black jesus has spoken...-el Jesus negro


Rumor has it that demonfork is embarrassed for poor Owen. As per usual Owen is wrong.

Sorry Owen but a batten has nothing to do with a sword.... It's a sword and baton, nice try though.

P.S. It appears that you didn't get the memo that gay jokes stopped being funny in the late 90's early 00's.

Poor little Owen.
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Re: CC Gay Mill

Postby owenshooter on Fri Dec 27, 2013 7:03 pm

demonfork wrote: It appears that you didn't get the memo that gay jokes stopped being funny in the late 90's early 00's.
Poor little Owen.

how did you get a gay joke out of that?! that is absolutely incredible that you were able to make that leap!! rumor has it that anything that goes over your head is instantly a "gay joke"... wow!!! the black jesus is flabbergasted!!!-el jesus negro

p.s.-i never knew gay jokes were funny in the first place... that is part of being a minority, you generally don't find humor based in ignorance and/or fear and/or prejudice to be amusing... unless it's done by a black guy at the apollo!!!
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Re: CC Gay Mill

Postby demonfork on Fri Dec 27, 2013 7:54 pm

owenshooter wrote:
demonfork wrote: It appears that you didn't get the memo that gay jokes stopped being funny in the late 90's early 00's.
Poor little Owen.

how did you get a gay joke out of that?! that is absolutely incredible that you were able to make that leap!! rumor has it that anything that goes over your head is instantly a "gay joke"... wow!!! the black jesus is flabbergasted!!!-el jesus negro

p.s.-i never knew gay jokes were funny in the first place... that is part of being a minority, you generally don't find humor based in ignorance and/or fear and/or prejudice to be amusing... unless it's done by a black guy at the apollo!!!



Shame on you Owen.

It's bad enough that you are using gay stereotypes to try and make fun of me.

Even worse that you're trying to weasel out of it.


Okay Owen, What exactly did you mean when you said that my baton matches my go-go boots?
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Re: CC Sensitivity Mill

Postby owenshooter on Sun Dec 29, 2013 9:47 am

demonfork wrote:Okay Owen, What exactly did you mean when you said that my baton matches my go-go boots?

Batons are used by Majorettes... Majorettes generally wear a form of go-go boot... there are plenty of male Majorettes, it is not a gay slur or joke... put me in C&A if you are so heavily offended by my majorette twirling a baton joke... don't the majorettes in the military twirl batons at the front of the parade too?!! i am such a bigot!!! the black jesus has offended in a way he never thought possible...-el Jesus negro
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Postby 2dimes on Sun Dec 29, 2013 10:21 am

Get a room.
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Postby owenshooter on Sun Dec 29, 2013 3:17 pm

2dimes wrote:Get a room.

right?!!! the black jesus is horny...-el Jesus negro
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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby betiko on Tue Dec 31, 2013 6:25 am

How stupid is that conversation, trying to dodge politically incorrectness. Grow a pair while in that room you two..
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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby AslanTheKing on Wed Jan 01, 2014 8:43 am

i heard that the bots are volunteer mods, who actualy play ,
they must be 24 hours online, great job guys
i always use the chat to find out more.
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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby betiko on Wed Jan 01, 2014 3:03 pm

I heard that Aslan is an automated dice generator that wants to replace the one cc uses!
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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby NoSurvivors on Wed Jan 01, 2014 3:20 pm

betiko wrote:I heard that Aslan is an automated dice generator that wants to replace the one cc uses!


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Re: CC Rumor Mill

Postby BoganGod on Thu Jan 02, 2014 11:24 am

I heard that betiko has offered demonfail and owenshouter the use of a room with a camera, gogo boots in all colours of the rainbow, a mirror ball and pasta salad made from miniature peni pasta. rumour has it that betiko will be trying to sell web cam access on bi sexual "reality" sex sites. Nothing gay about two men with a mirror ball and gogo boots. Let me repeat, there is no suggestion or even insinuation of any meaning of the word gay. No hint of homosexuality, a carefree attitude, or overwhelming lameness. Nothing gay, zilch gay.

Ps betiko before you ask, I am not the original author of this phrase. "I've never slept with a gay man, but my boyfriend has."
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