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Postby AndyDufresne on Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:47 pm

When you come home from work and look for a relaxing time on CC...only to find yourself spending another 2/3 hours working here. :)


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Postby lduke1990 on Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:18 am

when you realize that all of your other stereotypical hard drug addictions that you have had for years pale in comparison to the absolute need that is checking your games
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Postby reverend_kyle on Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:00 am

When you have 9700 posts :oops: :oops:
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Postby khazalid on Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:37 am

you cry out the name of your doubles partner during sex
had i been wise, i would have seen that her simplicity cost her a fortune
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Postby Coleman on Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:25 pm

khazalid wrote:you cry out the name of your doubles partner during sex


NO... BAD!!!

When you ask if simtom will get to 0 points.
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Postby Dr. Doctor on Mon Apr 09, 2007 4:25 pm

You know your addicted when you have 27 accounts each with 84 games!
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Postby dominationnation on Mon Apr 09, 2007 5:08 pm

multi!!!!!!!!!
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Postby wacicha on Mon Apr 09, 2007 5:28 pm

Now that is funny
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Postby Iliad on Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:21 pm

DR. Doctor wrote:You know your addicted when you have 27 accounts each with 84 games!


Isn't that .....CHEATING?
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Postby duday53 on Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:26 pm

i think it is :lol:
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Postby Hitman079 on Mon Apr 09, 2007 10:11 pm

..when you have a RISK shrine in your home
..when your son's name is one of the RISK territories
..when you scream that CC doesn't stand for color copy in an office
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Postby sfhbballnut on Mon Apr 09, 2007 10:17 pm

when you stay up 'til 3 am doing homework because you were on CC earlier and you're still checking for your turn every 5 minutes
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Postby dividedbyzero on Mon Apr 09, 2007 10:21 pm

...when you get mad at your secretary for interrupting you with work related matters in the middle of a turn...

Unfortunately, that's a true story...

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Postby Coleman on Tue Apr 10, 2007 2:33 am

sfhbballnut wrote:when you stay up 'til 3 am doing homework because you were on CC earlier and you're still checking for your turn every 5 minutes

Somebody got me...
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Postby a58hobbit on Tue Apr 10, 2007 2:42 am

When your wireless cuts out on you in the middle of a turn and you sit there in the middle of the coffee shop frantically clicking refresh while muttering "No, no, no, no, no" under your breath, attempting to get wireless up and running again before your time runs out. If it doesn't come back in five minutes, you speed to the closest friend's house and say "I need to use your computer NOW!" just to finish your turn.

When this situation has happened one too many times to count.
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Postby reverend_kyle on Tue Apr 10, 2007 3:18 am

Sad thing is most of these have happened to me.
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Postby JoshJ on Tue Apr 10, 2007 12:40 pm

Coleman wrote:When you ask if simtom will get to 0 points.

When you try to calculate what happens when he dies.
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Postby s.xkitten on Tue Apr 10, 2007 12:43 pm

a58hobbit wrote:When your wireless cuts out on you in the middle of a turn and you sit there in the middle of the coffee shop frantically clicking refresh while muttering "No, no, no, no, no" under your breath, attempting to get wireless up and running again before your time runs out. If it doesn't come back in five minutes, you speed to the closest friend's house and say "I need to use your computer NOW!" just to finish your turn.

When this situation has happened one too many times to count.



ooh goodness...when the internet at your house cuts out, you frantically rip your room apart trying to find your verizon business internet card before your time comes out...and by the time you find it, the internet is back on, and your turn is over anyway.. :roll:
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Postby red bull on Tue Apr 10, 2007 2:04 pm

when you take the word "mutli" as the biggest inslut ever ......... dont ever call me a multi i will kill :evil:
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Postby Fireside Poet on Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:07 pm

red bull wrote:when you take the word "mutli" as the biggest inslut ever ......... dont ever call me a multi i will kill :evil:


I have a new favorite word now, thanks bull!
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Postby lduke1990 on Tue Apr 10, 2007 10:03 pm

when you start a support group for CC addicts, only it's really just a place where they can come and play CC for hours on end, being "healed"
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Postby Jgood on Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:40 am

When you are going to bed, and just check to see if anybody has made a turn. Then by chance check the forums, and read nine pages of how addicting CC is, and decide to post that yes you too are addicted. Even as you type that you are addicted you are powerless to stop yourself from typing, and running on.......and on...... and on..................
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Postby reverend_kyle on Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:54 am

When you cry out..

"OH WICKED! OH WICKED! "

while having sex with your girlfriend.
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Postby Judge Gabranth on Wed Apr 11, 2007 5:00 am

when ive just woken up and relise im really late to go somewhere for the day. and the list of things to do in 2 minutes is
brush teeth
shower
shave
have breakfast
check if its my turn on conquer club
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Postby alex_white101 on Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:57 am

Judge Gabranth wrote:when ive just woken up and relise im really late to go somewhere for the day. and the list of things to do in 2 minutes is
brush teeth
shower
shave
have breakfast
check if its my turn on conquer club


exactly, apart from the order here is wrong, CC comes first :lol:
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