IMPOTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!~!~!~~!

by **jefjef** on Mon Jan 16, 2012 12:34 am

King Herpes requests that starting today that we all -

GO AWAY FOR THREE DAYS!!! ALL OF YOU!!!

by King_Herpes
on Sun Jan 15, 2012 11:23 pm

Disclaimer: I am not a bitch of KH nor am I trolling or baiting him For confirmation of this please refer to KH's wall. Thank you.

by **Crazyirishman** on Mon Jan 16, 2012 12:41 am

okay thanks for relaying that message jeffy

by **King_Herpes** on Mon Jan 16, 2012 1:19 am

Sorry to be such a Debbie Downer troops.

As you could probably tell, Conquer Club is home to many chronically unhappy men and woman. As a society we know plenty about sickness and unhappiness. It is hard to be successful in an increasingly stressful and negative world especially when your success is a precursor to your level of happiness. So, sometimes people will use an online game as a means of escaping from the real goals and accomplishments they wish to achieve.

This is partially due to the fact that we are too focused on the average by giving our self a false image of a finish line somewhere down the road. But I've been seeking to do the opposite! Exceed the average!! I decided that I need to step my swag juice up!!!

As some of you may know, lately I've been suffering from a depression so debilitating that I can hardly function. So terribly depressed that I'll be lucky if I don't end up in a warm bath while making myself some toast if you know what I mean. Actually, I'm likening this to trying to get an even suntan standing up going in knowing it's not going to be easy. I've sort of let myself go over the years and am going to need three days to reconfigure, harmonize, and do some much needed Kegles.

Fear not for I will return to you with open arms,

King_Herpes your passionate(sometimes flaky) protector

by **jefjef** on Mon Jan 16, 2012 2:04 am

King H. You inspire many. More than you realize. May your 3 days of reconfiguring, harmonizing and much needed Kegles exceed the average!

by **King_Herpes** on Mon Jan 16, 2012 2:51 am

Your sentiments are helping the hurt jeffers but I'm still going to need some time to realign my center from within. I'll be sure to give you guys a day by day standby of my revelations of personal growth. Please don't be strangers right now troops, I could really use as many friends around me as possible.

Just not on my wall and inbox thank you, it's too invasive.

Now if you could all excuse me from any of my prior obligations or previously committed promises for the duration of my metamorphosis, I'd appreciate it. I'm going into my 'cocoon' now troops, and whence I hatch free I will have grown into the most beautifulest butterfly your world has ever seen. Bye for now all! Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

In my cocoon if there's an emergency,

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ King_Herpes cc's passionate protector

by **L M S** on Mon Jan 16, 2012 11:50 am

Sorry KH, we stand opposed on this issue.
If I decided to do that I would be deliberately missing turns...I wouldn't want to do that.
and
that would be chickenshit.

by **Crazyirishman** on Mon Jan 16, 2012 3:40 pm

King_Herpes wrote:Your sentiments are helping the hurt jeffers but I'm still going to need some time to realign my center from within. I'll be sure to give you guys a day by day standby of my revelations of personal growth. Please don't be strangers right now troops, I could really use as many friends around me as possible.

Just not on my wall and inbox thank you, it's too invasive.

Now if you could all excuse me from any of my prior obligations or previously committed promises for the duration of my metamorphosis, I'd appreciate it. I'm going into my 'cocoon' now troops, and whence I hatch free I will have grown into the most beautifulest butterfly your world has ever seen. Bye for now all! Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

In my cocoon if there's an emergency,

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ King_Herpes cc's passionate protector

Im sure you'll have the support of the CC forums until you get yourself out of this mental rut. The encouragement of the forum poster will provide you with the emotional backup you need until find your way on this road of life.

by **chapcrap** on Mon Jan 16, 2012 9:27 pm

With this being an impotant announcement, I thought we were finally going to get jefjef's admission for the need of Viagra.

by **jgordon1111** on Mon Jan 16, 2012 11:19 pm

Ok in honor of the King I say we take our turns in games(which he would probably want)but refrain from posting in the forum,as it may disturb him in his cocoon. We dont want a Deathshead Moth to come out of there,just one of those Blue Monarchs,their pretty cool as far as butterflys go. 8-)

by **MegasWoman** on Wed Jan 18, 2012 8:40 pm

chapcrap wrote:With this being an impotant announcement, I thought we were finally going to get jefjef's admission for the need of Viagra.

by **King_Herpes** on Thu Jan 19, 2012 10:10 pm

Hello big world!

It's me your passionate protector and just recently I've 'emerged' from my protective cocoon! it's been three long days and oh how I've missed you! I have so much to share with you! Did you miss me? LOL J/K!

You wouldn't believe it in there it was like a kaleidoscope of color with this opalescent array of light. The perfect feeling of warmth blanketed and nourished my entire soul by high noon, a cleansing chill come dark and the most invigorating bath of dew each morning. There was so much raw and free flowing sustenance feeding into my exoskeleton, that at one point I felt a little guilty.. Oxygen was so abundant and pure amid the treetops and the climb to dry out my wings was vastly empowering.

Obviously I chose the right branch to affix my pupil case and successfully fended off all hungry land and air predators, so as you could imagine I'm feeling pretty bad ass right now.

I'll be sure to post pics when I get my film back from the 1-Hour Photo,

KH-Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ