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I'm pretty much the most elite player on CC

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I really feel that I'm the most elite player here and I have felt this way for quite some time now.

Here is some of the evidence to support this claim...




1. I'm the only player with 2 super elite medals. ---------------------------------->>>>>>>

2. I'm a former Conqueror.

3. I'm the only former Conqueror that became Conqueror by challenging the at the time Conqueror to a 7 game 1v1 series and prevailed.

4. I have a Conqueror star tattoo on my wrist which in addition to making me elite it also makes me the most hard core CCer as well.

5. I have participated in RLE's with other CC Conquerors.

6. I live in America.

7. My grandmother showed me her tits when I was 4 or 5 years old.

8. I have a Disneyland season pass.

9. I drive a Land Rover.

10. I pleasure myself when watching gay porn while imagining that the stars of the films are Twill and Master Bush.

11. I could buy and sell anyone here 3 times in five minutes.

12. I got banned for 1 month for calling PLAYER the "c" word.

13. Even though I could find someone exactly like you I still wish nothing but the best for you.


I could keep going on but its pretty obvious that I have more than made my case.

I am the most elite player on CC.... For those that don't agree, see if I care.
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You forgot to put the most humble player on the site
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Hey d, your inbox isn't working for some reason and your walls all jacked up right now. I really need your help clearing out all of the porn in my room before my Mom get's home. She's been threatening me with cleaning it because we just ordered me a new bunk-bed.
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The fact that you've edited your post 3 times shows that you're elite at that too.
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sounds legit, where do I sign on to be a part of the fan club?
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You had me at #7.
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Master Fenrir wrote:You had me at #7.
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You're probably a virgin to :D
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I feel like i have made it more than clear. Obvious this is an unique situation. Its not just an ey he did this lets punish him. Can you just give us some time to actually make a proper decision on it. make sure nothing is missed. I would hate to lock this whilst its pending. It will be sorted out as soon as reasonably possible and so that everyone has weighed in his opinion on what the appropriate next step is. K? Sweet? Thnx
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demonfork wrote:I really feel that I'm the most elite player here and I have felt this way for quite some time now.

Here is some of the evidence to support this claim...




1. I'm the only player with 2 super elite medals. ---------------------------------->>>>>>>

2. I'm a former Conqueror.

3. I'm the only former Conqueror that became Conqueror by challenging the at the time Conqueror to a 7 game 1v1 series and prevailed.

4. I have a Conqueror star tattoo on my wrist which in addition to making me elite it also makes me the most hard core CCer as well.

5. I have participated in RLE's with other CC Conquerors.

6. I live in America.

7. My grandmother showed me her tits when I was 4 or 5 years old.

8. I have a Disneyland season pass.

9. I drive a Land Rover.

10. I pleasure myself when watching gay porn while imagining that the stars of the films are Twill and Master Bush.

11. I could buy and sell anyone here 3 times in five minutes.

12. I got banned for 1 month for calling PLAYER the "c" word.

13. Even though I could find someone exactly like you I still wish nothing but the best for you.


I could keep going on but its pretty obvious that I have more than made my case.

I am the most elite player on CC.... For those that don't agree, see if I care.



What's cold pimpin' on the runway, Geese? What's slappin' sly daddy? Who's big spittin' on that lil mama, Daisy? Where's Minnie? How's Disney Land, mack millions? When you boated to the spot did the 5/0 flash your dome piece upfer goin' eighty? Talk to me, Moose!
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Definitely the most petite player on CC. =D>
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King_Herpes wrote:
demonfork wrote:I really feel that I'm the most elite player here and I have felt this way for quite some time now.

Here is some of the evidence to support this claim...




1. I'm the only player with 2 super elite medals. ---------------------------------->>>>>>>

2. I'm a former Conqueror.

3. I'm the only former Conqueror that became Conqueror by challenging the at the time Conqueror to a 7 game 1v1 series and prevailed.

4. I have a Conqueror star tattoo on my wrist which in addition to making me elite it also makes me the most hard core CCer as well.

5. I have participated in RLE's with other CC Conquerors.

6. I live in America.

7. My grandmother showed me her tits when I was 4 or 5 years old.

8. I have a Disneyland season pass.

9. I drive a Land Rover.

10. I pleasure myself when watching gay porn while imagining that the stars of the films are Twill and Master Bush.

11. I could buy and sell anyone here 3 times in five minutes.

12. I got banned for 1 month for calling PLAYER the "c" word.

13. Even though I could find someone exactly like you I still wish nothing but the best for you.


I could keep going on but its pretty obvious that I have more than made my case.

I am the most elite player on CC.... For those that don't agree, see if I care.



What's cold pimpin' on the runway, Geese? What's slappin' sly daddy? Who's big spittin' on that lil mama, Daisy? Where's Minnie? How's Disney Land, mack millions? When you boated to the spot did the 5/0 flash your dome piece upfer goin' eighty? Talk to me, Moose!
Straight up bitches, rims and money playa. 5.0 can't touch this shit, 80 all the way to LA rollin on them chrome twamps just like we did Reno style. Minnies all blown out B, it's all about the princesses B.... You know how we do it!
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demonfork wrote:
King_Herpes wrote:
demonfork wrote:
7. My grandmother showed me her tits when I was 4 or 5 years old.

8. I have a Disneyland season pass.

9. I drive a Land Rover.
What's cold pimpin' on the runway, Geese? What's slappin' sly daddy? Who's big spittin' on that lil mama, Daisy? Where's Minnie? How's Disney Land, mack millions? When you boated to the spot did the 5/0 flash your dome piece upfer goin' eighty? Talk to me, Moose!
Straight up bitches, rims and money playa. 5.0 can't touch this shit, 80 all the way to LA rollin on them chrome twamps just like we did Reno style. Minnies all blown out B, it's all about the princesses B.... You know how we do it!


Straight killing 'em, rolling up on those dinner plates with a tank full of petro and bank rolls like MedCo. I got Carpal Tunnel from breaking bread with you in Reno, Gary! You're the big homie!! Big ups in LA my ninja!!! Holler back nah when you meat Daisy!!!!
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Meh

I've played demonfork, not too hard to beat.

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I agree Demon.
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demonfork wrote:I am the most elite player on CC.... For those that don't agree, see if I care.
+ forum experience points!! demonfork levels up to Grand Forum Sorcerer!!
grifftron wrote:You forgot to put the most humble player on the site
+ 125 forum experience points(for being accidentally right when intent was to be condescending)!!
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+125 forum experience points(for not necessarily disagreeing but clearly holding back from blathering out his own self righteous opinion)!!
danryan wrote:The fact that you've edited your post 3 times shows that you're elite at that too.
+250 forum experience points X 3!! danryan levels up to common street thug!!
Crazyirishman wrote:sounds legit, where do I sign on to be a part of the fan club?
+250 forum experience points!! Crazyirishman levels up to Emperor Kōshō!!
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Master Fenrir wrote:You had me at #7.
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+250 forum experience points each(together they form Captain Planet)!!
frankiebee wrote:You're probably a virgin to :D
-250 forum experience points(for being wrong, in fact I had a RLE with him IRL where I met his offspring)!! frankiebee levels down to judgmental thief!!
AAFitz wrote:Definitely the most elite player on CC. =D>
-250 forum experience points(for passive aggressive flame and purposeful mispell)!!
-5 forum respect points(for me then having to take the time to edit your mistake)!! AAFitz levels down to twice bit troll!!
nietzsche wrote:Meh
-250 forum experience points!!
-5 forum respect points(for implying that 1vs1's are a true testament of skill)!!
Georgerx7di wrote:I agree Demon.
+250 forum experience points!!
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Post by D00MandD3A7H »

LOL Nice scores KH

Yeah demon you must be 3L1T3, is that fork up yours GOLD too?
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This post was made by jefjef who should be on your ignore list.
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I've heard he poops rainbows.
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You only have a silver medal in triples and you've only won 1 tournament. Not Elite!
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Rubbish old chap, did you not receive the memo?

Waxing in the occupation = elite forgery... So sorry

Try waning and resubmit
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