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ConquerClub HELL...

Postby Robinette on Sat Aug 02, 2008 6:46 pm

Recently, a section of Hades was modified to make room for ConquerClub players who's lives had ended, and whom were not destined for heaven...

One day, Jiminiski, owenshooter and AAFitz all found themselves in Hell's newest reception hall. These three guys were a little confused at their present situation. Owen complained that his team was better than the team that had just killed him, while Jimi tried desperately to make references to Dante's Inferno... In his usual form, AAfitz, trying to inject humor into this grave situation, commenting that he hadn't played the Hell map before...

All three were even more startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever seen. She was 3'4", dirty, and you could smell her even over the Fire and Brimstone.

The voice of the Devil was heard, "Jimi, you have sinned!
You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!"
And Jimi was whisked through the door by a group of lesser demons to his torment.

This understandably shook up owen and fitz, and so they both jumped when a second door opened, and then they saw an even more disgusting example of womanhood gone wrong. She was over 7' tall, monstrous, covered in thick black hair,and flies circled her.
The voice of the Devil was heard, "owen, you have sinned!
You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!"
And owen, like Jimi, was whisked off.

Fitz, now alone, felt understandably anxious, and feared the worst when the third door opened. And as the door inched open, he strained to see the figure of ... Happy2seeyou!

Delighted, fitz jumped up, taking in the sight of this beautiful woman, dressed in a skimpy bikini. Then he heard the voice of the Devil saying:
"Happy, you have sinned...."
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Re: ConquerClub HELL...

Postby FabledIntegral on Sat Aug 02, 2008 6:48 pm

Haha amusing, but an old joke :).
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Re: ConquerClub HELL...

Postby Night Strike on Sat Aug 02, 2008 6:50 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Very nice.

=D> =D> =D>
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Re: ConquerClub HELL...

Postby pimphawks70 on Sat Aug 02, 2008 7:01 pm

ha ha

thats funny but I've heard it before still a good joke! :lol: :lol:
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Re: ConquerClub HELL...

Postby AAFitz on Sat Aug 02, 2008 7:47 pm

Poor happy, no one deserves that cruel a punishment
I'm Spanking Monkey now....err...I mean I'm a Spanking Monkey now...that shoots milk
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Re: ConquerClub HELL...

Postby cpurcell on Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:33 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> :lol:
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Re: ConquerClub HELL...

Postby happy2seeyou on Sat Aug 02, 2008 9:05 pm

Hahahahahahaha. I just got back from being at the beach. Yes I was in a bikini too! So as I was reading this I kinda looked around like, wtf! haha Sooooo what kind of punishment does Fitzy give me? :lol:
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Re: ConquerClub HELL...

Postby jako on Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:25 am

an eternity of mindless bad jokes. :twisted:
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Re: ConquerClub HELL...

Postby Kemmler on Sun Aug 03, 2008 7:57 am

that was funny robinette. a first :D
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Re: ConquerClub HELL...

Postby Bruceswar on Sun Aug 03, 2008 8:07 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: ConquerClub HELL...

Postby whitestazn88 on Sun Aug 03, 2008 12:04 pm

lol, a 7 foot behemoth of a woman is actually what owen likes in a woman....
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Re: ConquerClub HELL...

Postby owenshooter on Mon Aug 04, 2008 3:03 am

whitestazn88 wrote:lol, a 7 foot behemoth of a woman is actually what owen likes in a woman....

you know your mother well...-0
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Re: ConquerClub HELL...

Postby Scott-Land on Mon Aug 04, 2008 3:12 am

Are you actually saying Shooter is good looking- Robin?
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Re: ConquerClub HELL...

Postby owenshooter on Mon Aug 04, 2008 3:15 am

Scott-Land wrote:Are you actually saying Shooter is good looking- Robin?

i'm a foxy dude... just sayin'...-0
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Re: ConquerClub HELL...

Postby Kemmler on Mon Aug 04, 2008 5:11 am

whitestazn88 wrote:lol, a 7 foot behemoth of a woman is actually what owen likes in a woman....


he likes hair... lots of it
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Re: ConquerClub HELL...

Postby Georgerx7di on Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:56 pm

lol, I haven't heard the joke before, very nice : )
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