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Re: A converted wife...

Postby benjis_widow on Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:08 pm

RashidJelzin wrote:I'm kinda hoping this widow fellow turns out to be the gay stalker that used to live close to my former school! I wonder if they have internet in prison? :-k



*wrinkling up my nose*.......gosh, that's sorta a weird thing to wish for. Now this isn't exactly rocket science huh......my opening post has put it right out there about cam and mic..........You reckon i'm such a convincing T as to be able to pull it off even on there huh?

If you have a mic, email me an Y....
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby RashidJelzin on Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:14 pm

I'm sure as hell not going to have cyber-sex with you, you kinky wannabe nerd-nympho.
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby e_i_pi on Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:16 pm

I'm not sure if this is a wicked multi, or a xruan multi.
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby Serbia on Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:25 pm

Regardless, this is priceless!
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby benjis_widow on Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:36 pm

RashidJelzin wrote:I'm sure as hell not going to have cyber-sex with you, you kinky wannabe nerd-nympho.


*erupting into a flood tears, throwing myself onto the floor, bemoaning the rejection of my imagined offer*.......Rashid, as desirable as You no doubt are, You have i fear in this instance been premature in Your refusal (as it hasn't actually been offered).

It is a small distinction, but i believe an important one, between the offer to call and say hi and the promise to perform unspeakable acts of depravity......*laughing*

*smiles*......but hey.........thanks for the compliments....
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby benjis_widow on Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:38 pm

Serbia wrote:Regardless, this is priceless!


*beams*..........why thank You....
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby clapper011 on Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:39 pm

you even bought premium?..LOL
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby Gypsys Kiss on Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:43 pm

benjis_widow wrote: perform unspeakable acts of depravity......*laughing*



Oh god, I need more water.................and some glasses :oops:
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby Serbia on Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:45 pm

So tell me Widow... I understand that your darling husband obviously hasn't been paying you as much attention as he ought, but surely there are less public ways to humiliate him? Stop making him dinner, stop cleaning his dirty laundry maybe? I appreciate that you're hurt, but surely the penalty far outweighs the offense, no?
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby GabonX on Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:46 pm

Somebody should take her up on the web cam offer and report back to the group.. for science and history and what not.
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby Gypsys Kiss on Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:47 pm

GabonX wrote:Somebody should take her up on the web cam offer and report back to the group.. for science and history and what not.



Research....................I like it.
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby clapper011 on Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:48 pm

i agree, serbia...she should just take him for what he is worth (if anything) instead..... .....
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby Gypsys Kiss on Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:51 pm

So this is Benjikats Waterloo then is it.
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby hecter on Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:52 pm

Tee hee! I scared her!
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby Gypsys Kiss on Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:54 pm

hecter wrote:Tee hee! I scared her!


You scare me as well.
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby RashidJelzin on Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:55 pm

hecter wrote:Tee hee! I scared her!

Your eye scares me.
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby Serbia on Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:56 pm

clapper011 wrote:i agree, serbia...she should just take him for what he is worth (if anything) instead..... .....


Well let's be honest here, the guy does sound rather worthless... and she did make the initial attempt at stopping him by blocking his access, so maybe this really is true! Quite shocking, really.

So, Widow, have you already filed for divorce? If you are planning on filing, there is a chance that something like this could be admissible in court. You know, threatening to 'cheat' on him with a webcam. If it is, this wouldn't necessarily reflect well on your case. Just trying to be helpful here! ;)
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby hecter on Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:57 pm

RashidJelzin wrote:
hecter wrote:Tee hee! I scared her!

Your eye scares me.

Don't worry, it doesn't bite.
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby Stephan Wayne on Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:57 pm

This thread is a complete derail
when will the mods jump in
other than that this stuiped why the hell are you going to buy premium if you wont play any games
thankful i like derails or i might be a bit anger
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby Gypsys Kiss on Sun Nov 23, 2008 6:05 pm

Stephen Wayne wrote:This thread is a complete derailDerailed from what?
when will the mods jump inClapper has already
other than that this stuiped why the hell are you going to buy premium if you wont play any games What some else does with their money is nothing to do with you
thankful i like derails or i might be a bit angerThen why bother to post.
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby Stephan Wayne on Sun Nov 23, 2008 6:08 pm

to get a reaction out of you and all your quick tempered pals
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby Serbia on Sun Nov 23, 2008 6:15 pm

Hey, I see BENJIKAT IS DEAD is viewing these forums.
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby hecter on Sun Nov 23, 2008 6:17 pm

Serbia wrote:Hey, I see BENJIKAT IS DEAD is viewing these forums.

I wonder how upset he is over everybody oogling his (hot) wife...
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby Serbia on Sun Nov 23, 2008 6:23 pm

hecter wrote:
Serbia wrote:Hey, I see BENJIKAT IS DEAD is viewing these forums.

I wonder how upset he is over everybody oogling his (hot) wife...


Probably not too bothered, so deeply rooted is his obsession to this site. He probably hasn't seen her himself in months!
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby Shatners Bassoon on Sun Nov 23, 2008 6:26 pm

e_i_pi wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:no touching of balls plx.

We call them 'assault spheres' now Snorri

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