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Re: A converted wife...

Postby whitestazn88 on Sat Nov 22, 2008 4:23 pm

what does BOL mean?
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby dcc1220 on Sat Nov 22, 2008 4:29 pm

On behalf of all Lengends of War, thank you for letting benji come back and play. ROFL.
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby pimphawks70 on Sat Nov 22, 2008 4:32 pm

benjis_widow wrote:
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benjis_widow wrote:Long have i fought against my husband's obsession here. Foolishly i thought such things as work and family life, our child's education and a sex life were more important than a computer game......how silly of me....i see now i was entirely wrong.

Apologies dearest BENJIKAT IS DEAD

Your dedication to such a cause is clearly noble and i feel dreadful in having been so remiss up until now in my support. No more though. Your hard work truly should warrant a place higher than 143rd on the score board.

It is my desire to help my husband realize the dreams he clearly holds so very dear. With that in mind i would eagerly beseech everyone to play plenty with my love, BENJIKAT IS DEAD....in the hopes that points will be exchanged.

*smiles*...........i have a cam and mic and know how to be appropriately appreciative...

~ widow


WOW! You really put up with him all this time... lol.... I thought that you would have dumped him long ago after everything that happened with his first account



i really do suffer from loneliness Pimp....*eg*......but then who is ever truly alone with a laptop.....


Thats very true!
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby Robinette on Sat Nov 22, 2008 5:11 pm

Incandenza wrote:And this is officially one of the top 5 weirdest/creepiest threads to ever grace GD. Someone alert Blitz. :lol:


yes yes... i agree...

this should make BOTH top 5 lists... :shock:
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the wicked thread...

Postby deliaselene on Sat Nov 22, 2008 6:20 pm

wicked ... I missed your humour
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby benjis_widow on Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:35 pm

Incandenza wrote:And this is officially one of the top 5 weirdest/creepiest threads to ever grace GD. Someone alert Blitz. :lol:



Why thank you Candyz and Robin....*smiles*.......i'm pleased you consider it so distinguished.

Thank You Gyspy too.....*kisses*....Your pleasure is my pleasure and all that....
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby benjis_widow on Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:36 pm

whitestazn88 wrote:what does BOL mean?



BOL = burst out laughing
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby benjis_widow on Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:40 pm

dcc1220 wrote:On behalf of all Lengends of War, thank you for letting benji come back and play. ROFL.



*smiles sweetly*.......oh i plan to take a much more active interest hence forth dcc. In light of my spouses devotion being poured into such as this, i am very very up for being especially nice to people he has considered friends.....*winks*........hit me up!
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Re: the wicked thread...

Postby benjis_widow on Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:41 pm

deliaselene wrote:wicked ... I missed your humour



er.....what?
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby Robinette on Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:46 pm

Number of posts so far = 13

Number of games joined to date = 0

The meaning of it all = BOL
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby e_i_pi on Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:12 pm

Robinette wrote:Number of posts so far = 13

Number of games joined to date = 0

The meaning of it all = BOL

Robinette has finally extracted some laughs from me, well done girl :lol: =D>
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby The Neon Peon on Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:13 pm

The thing I find most funny about this is how you bought premium, which is a waste of $25 dollars since you are not going to play any games. (or have not played any yet, at least)
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby benjis_widow on Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:18 pm

Robinette wrote:Number of posts so far = 13

Number of games joined to date = 0

The meaning of it all = BOL


Well gees little chirper, could that possibly be because i'm here for the reasons i've stated.....and have no idea about how to play this game.

Perhaps i will yet persuade Ben to show me how huh....

~ laughing widow
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby Dancing Mustard on Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:24 pm

So, Miss Benji...

What about it; You, Me, Snorri and the Eiffel Tower. Fancy that? Of course you do. PM me and I'll tell you where to drive to.

See that cam-seekers? That's how I fucking roll, D to the P to Horse Fat.

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Re: A converted wife...

Postby Snorri1234 on Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:34 pm

no touching of balls plx.
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby e_i_pi on Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:38 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:no touching of balls plx.

We call them 'assault spheres' now Snorri
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby Dancing Mustard on Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:40 pm

Yeah that's cool dude, we'll go with the Eiffel Tower formation the first time out, so that should keep it to a minimum.


Also, when you cash your 'spoils', try not to 'reinforce' them to my 'region'... if you catch my drift.
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby mandyb on Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:41 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:no touching of balls plx.


Considering there'll be three pairs, I imagine that'll be difficult to avoid.
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Re: *cue the wicked witch theme song*

Postby The Neon Peon on Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:44 pm

owenshooter wrote:locked and banned in 3....2.....1.....
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby RashidJelzin on Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:48 pm

I'm kinda hoping this widow fellow turns out to be the gay stalker that used to live close to my former school! I wonder if they have internet in prison? :-k
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby MOBAJOBG on Sun Nov 23, 2008 2:06 pm

benjis_widow wrote:Long have i fought against my husband's obsession here. Foolishly i thought such things as work and family life, our child's education and a sex life were more important than a computer game......how silly of me....i see now i was entirely wrong.

Apologies dearest BENJIKAT IS DEAD

Your dedication to such a cause is clearly noble and i feel dreadful in having been so remiss up until now in my support. No more though. Your hard work truly should warrant a place higher than 143rd on the score board.

It is my desire to help my husband realize the dreams he clearly holds so very dear. With that in mind i would eagerly beseech everyone to play plenty with my love, BENJIKAT IS DEAD....in the hopes that points will be exchanged.

*smiles*...........i have a cam and mic and know how to be appropriately appreciative...

~ widow

Trust me when I say, ...I do not know what you're actually trying to convey.

Do you resent the fact that BID plays a lot of games here? If it is, are you seeking revenge in your own stealthy way?
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby happy2seeyou on Sun Nov 23, 2008 4:06 pm

Why hasn't BENJIKAT written in here yet?
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby Kaplowitz on Sun Nov 23, 2008 4:28 pm

Now...if only it were true...
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby benjis_widow on Sun Nov 23, 2008 4:58 pm

The Neon Peon wrote:The thing I find most funny about this is how you bought premium, which is a waste of $25 dollars since you are not going to play any games. (or have not played any yet, at least)


*sighing and rolling my eyes*.......goodness, i guess there would be no way to push up darling Ben's score by my becoming a paid up member now would there.....

*waits whilst the cogs turn*......oh yes......except perhaps that one private way......*laughing*
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Re: A converted wife...

Postby benjis_widow on Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:04 pm

MOBAJOBG wrote:
benjis_widow wrote:Long have i fought against my husband's obsession here. Foolishly i thought such things as work and family life, our child's education and a sex life were more important than a computer game......how silly of me....i see now i was entirely wrong.

Apologies dearest BENJIKAT IS DEAD

Your dedication to such a cause is clearly noble and i feel dreadful in having been so remiss up until now in my support. No more though. Your hard work truly should warrant a place higher than 143rd on the score board.

It is my desire to help my husband realize the dreams he clearly holds so very dear. With that in mind i would eagerly beseech everyone to play plenty with my love, BENJIKAT IS DEAD....in the hopes that points will be exchanged.

*smiles*...........i have a cam and mic and know how to be appropriately appreciative...



~ widow

Trust me when I say, ...I do not know what you're actually trying to convey.

Do you resent the fact that BID plays a lot of games here? If it is, are you seeking revenge in your own stealthy way?



You got me!
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