Conquer Club

CC Pick up lines

Talk about all things related to Conquer Club

Moderator: Community Team

Forum rules
Please read the community guidelines before posting.
Post a reply

Re: Pick up lines

Postby vodean on Fri Jan 08, 2010 6:51 am

i usually control nuking myself, but if you play with me, ill let you take the reigns...
Image
<NoSurvivors› then vote chuck for being an info whore
User avatar
Sergeant vodean
 
Posts: 948
Joined: Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:37 pm
Top

Re: Pick up lines

Postby vodean on Sat Jan 09, 2010 6:41 am

seeing you makes me want to nuke... NO, NOT puke :x ...
:roll:
Image
<NoSurvivors› then vote chuck for being an info whore
User avatar
Sergeant vodean
 
Posts: 948
Joined: Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:37 pm
Top

Re: Pick up lines

Postby vodean on Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:16 am

you want to get in my armor with me? well be able to conquer the maps.
Image
<NoSurvivors› then vote chuck for being an info whore
User avatar
Sergeant vodean
 
Posts: 948
Joined: Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:37 pm
Top

-deleted-

Postby hahaha3hahaha on Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:28 am

-deleted-
Last edited by hahaha3hahaha on Fri Oct 26, 2018 5:57 am, edited 2 times in total.
Cook hahaha3hahaha
 
Posts: 715
Joined: Fri Oct 12, 2007 10:30 pm
Top

Re: Pick up lines

Postby vodean on Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:33 am

i heard you were GUESTED. Doesnt matter to me! come on over, and youll be my HOST
Image
<NoSurvivors› then vote chuck for being an info whore
User avatar
Sergeant vodean
 
Posts: 948
Joined: Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:37 pm
Top

Re: Pick up lines

Postby Ronaldinho on Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:44 am

LET ME DEPLOY MY SACK IN YOUR MOUTH. i win.
Image
User avatar
Sergeant Ronaldinho
 
Posts: 3069
Joined: Sat May 27, 2006 5:35 pm
Location: Dorset, England.
Top

Re: Pick up lines

Postby vodean on Tue Jan 12, 2010 12:13 pm

Im going to have to enter your pink. REGION, your Pink REGION. or both.
Image
<NoSurvivors› then vote chuck for being an info whore
User avatar
Sergeant vodean
 
Posts: 948
Joined: Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:37 pm
Top

Re: Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:45 pm

"There's a time for fighting, and a time for love---and babe, I know when is which."


--Andy
User avatar
Corporal 1st Class AndyDufresne
 
Posts: 24919
Joined: Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:22 pm
Location: A Banana Palm in Zihuatanejo
Top

Re: Pick up lines

Postby vodean on Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:46 am

naughty monkey! come here, andy.





i can spread the love, all over the bed, or a speed freestyle assdoodle.
Image
<NoSurvivors› then vote chuck for being an info whore
User avatar
Sergeant vodean
 
Posts: 948
Joined: Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:37 pm
Top

Re: Pick up lines

Postby natty dread on Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:59 am

wanna f*ck?
Image
User avatar
Sergeant 1st Class natty dread
 
Posts: 12877
Joined: Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:58 pm
Location: just plain fucked
Top

Re: Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:20 pm

"Listen babe, I'm not like those other guys---I'm a monkey."


--Andy
User avatar
Corporal 1st Class AndyDufresne
 
Posts: 24919
Joined: Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:22 pm
Location: A Banana Palm in Zihuatanejo
Top

Re: Pick up lines

Postby vodean on Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:45 pm

natty_dread wrote:wanna f*ck?

not unless you're a particular monkey's multi.
AndyDufresne wrote:"Listen babe, I'm not like those other guys---I'm a monkey."


--Andy
we never knew :roll: i like monkeys. ;) Andy? do you want to do some freestyling? they have some GREAT bananas here in ethiopia.
Image
<NoSurvivors› then vote chuck for being an info whore
User avatar
Sergeant vodean
 
Posts: 948
Joined: Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:37 pm
Top

Re: Pick up lines

Postby natty dread on Thu Jan 14, 2010 1:08 pm

vodean wrote:
natty_dread wrote:wanna f*ck?

not unless you're a particular monkey's multi.


No, that's my pick up line. Works every time!
Image
User avatar
Sergeant 1st Class natty dread
 
Posts: 12877
Joined: Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:58 pm
Location: just plain fucked
Top

Re: Pick up lines

Postby ManBungalow on Thu Jan 14, 2010 1:10 pm

"I'd miss turns for some of that."
Image
Colonel ManBungalow
 
Posts: 3431
Joined: Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:02 am
Location: On a giant rock orbiting a star somewhere
Top

Re: Pick up lines

Postby vodean on Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:06 am

natty_dread wrote:
vodean wrote:
natty_dread wrote:wanna f*ck?

not unless you're a particular monkey's multi.


No, that's my pick up line. Works every time!

im answering your question.

id deadbeat for you any day.
Image
<NoSurvivors› then vote chuck for being an info whore
User avatar
Sergeant vodean
 
Posts: 948
Joined: Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:37 pm
Top

Re: Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Jan 18, 2010 11:47 am

"I hold my own...often in Nuclear Spoils games."


--Andy
User avatar
Corporal 1st Class AndyDufresne
 
Posts: 24919
Joined: Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:22 pm
Location: A Banana Palm in Zihuatanejo
Top

Re: Pick up lines

Postby Rocketry on Mon Jan 18, 2010 12:55 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:"I hold my own...often in Nuclear Spoils games."


--Andy


Are you married?

Rocket.
User avatar
Lieutenant Rocketry
 
Posts: 1416
Joined: Wed May 16, 2007 5:33 pm
Location: Westminster
Top

Re: Pick up lines

Postby vodean on Mon Jan 18, 2010 2:18 pm

Rocketry wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:"I hold my own...often in Nuclear Spoils games."


--Andy


Are you married?

Rocket.

hes engaged to me, so dont even think about it. Right Andy? RIGHT???
Image
<NoSurvivors› then vote chuck for being an info whore
User avatar
Sergeant vodean
 
Posts: 948
Joined: Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:37 pm
Top

Re: Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:29 pm

Listen babe...I'll whisper some sweet tweets to you...


--Andy
User avatar
Corporal 1st Class AndyDufresne
 
Posts: 24919
Joined: Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:22 pm
Location: A Banana Palm in Zihuatanejo
Top

Re: Pick up lines

Postby shiftyfifty on Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:42 pm

Want to ally to break the ultimate truce?
Cadet shiftyfifty
 
Posts: 3
Joined: Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:23 am
Top

Re: Pick up lines

Postby Tiggy D Amour on Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:41 am

Best line used on me: "can I get you a drink?"" :)

Worst line used on me "Come on" as he tried to guide me to a quiet dark room. :roll:

Worst line I've heard used: "If I could I'd rearrange the alphabet so that U and I are next to each other" :sick:
Laser Squad Nemesis. The Ultimate in turn based strategy games.

http://www.lasersquadnemesis.com/News.htm
User avatar
Sergeant Tiggy D Amour
 
Posts: 35
Joined: Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:39 am
Location: England
Top

Re: Pick up lines

Postby natty dread on Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:36 am

Best line used on me: "Want a blowjob?"
Image
User avatar
Sergeant 1st Class natty dread
 
Posts: 12877
Joined: Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:58 pm
Location: just plain fucked
Top

Re: Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:05 pm

"Listen, babe, my rank looks even better up close."


--Andy
User avatar
Corporal 1st Class AndyDufresne
 
Posts: 24919
Joined: Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:22 pm
Location: A Banana Palm in Zihuatanejo
Top

Re: Pick up lines

Postby vodean on Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:07 pm

best on me: "hey, you're cock is showing :D " and the smiley is on the girls (or andy's) face, not my reaction. thats why its quoted.
Image
<NoSurvivors› then vote chuck for being an info whore
User avatar
Sergeant vodean
 
Posts: 948
Joined: Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:37 pm
Top

Re: Pick up lines

Postby nemrehs1 on Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:51 am

"I see your pretty high on the scoreboard, want to farm me?"

"I have a big score, wanna see it?"

"Hi, my name is BOB, what is yours?"
Image
09:42:14 * jakewilliams quit (kicked from Trivia Contest by jakewilliams - reason: So long, and thanks for all the fish)
User avatar
Lieutenant nemrehs1
 
Posts: 262
Joined: Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:06 pm
Location: Ohio
Top
PreviousNext
Post a reply

Return to Conquer Club Discussion

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users

Powered by phpBB