The Most Conservative Posts Game

by **Doc_Brown** on Tue Jul 06, 2010 4:26 pm

Soccer will never catch on in the US because it's a communist sport!

by **Blinkadyblink** on Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:16 pm

Sarah Palin occasionally makes a point that, when viewed in the right light, arguably has a little bit of merit to it.

by **Metsfanmax** on Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:51 pm

The poor deserve to die.

by **thegreekdog** on Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:34 pm

Affirmative action for white people.

Muslims are terrorists.

Mexicans are illegal immigrants who come to this country to take our welfare.

Criminals should be killed.

by **thegreekdog** on Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:37 pm

I stole these. Which means I'll be shot (or at least have my hand cut off):

- Heterosexual marriages.
- Faith-based initiatives.
- Death penalty.
- No weapons regulations.
- An interventionalist foreign policy.
- Domestic wire tapping.
- Private property.
- Tax cuts for rich people.
- A union of church and state.
- Freedom of religion... for Christians.
- The rights of white, male Christians between the ages of 18-55.
- Anything that liberals, progressives, socialists, communists, marxists, etc. oppose.

Conservatives are against:

- Homosexual marriage.
- Legalized/funded abortion.
- Universal health care.
- Any non-Christians (particularly Muslims).
- Weapon regulations.
- Women fighting in combat.
- Sharing land.
- Tax cuts for the middle-class and the poor.
- Homosexuals and bisexuals serving in the armed forces.
- Labor unions.
- Most scientific theorems that contradict Biblical teachings (most?)
- Anything that contradicts Biblical teachings (that's better)
- The rights of non-white, non-male, non-Christians that are not between the ages of 18-55 (which doesn't make sense)
- Anything that liberals, progressives, socialists, communists, marxists, etc. support
- Sex

http://liberalpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Conservatism

by **Iliad** on Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:38 pm

If you didn't realise from the logo, that website is a troll response to conservapedia.

by **wercool** on Thu Jul 08, 2010 7:15 pm

Iliad has the worst sig ever.

by **wercool** on Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:22 pm

Blinkadyblink wrote:Sarah Palin occasionally makes a point that, when viewed in the right light, arguably has a little bit of merit to it.

YOU CRAZY RADICAL LOONY YOU

by **Blinkadyblink** on Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:44 pm

wercool wrote:YOU CRAZY RADICAL LOONY YOU

I'm assuming that's a compliment?

by **Quirk** on Sun Jul 11, 2010 4:00 pm

Glenn Beck is a genius.
Smaller government.
Less taxes.
More respect for almighty God.
If it's unfamiliar to me then it's wrong.

by **RobinHood3** on Sat Aug 07, 2010 1:19 pm

Spreading the wealth =
I make $5,000 per year unemployed (enough to live one)

YOu make $30,000 working a job

You realize you can live without working. You decide to quit your job because you don't want to work, but you want paid.

Neither one of us is working.

Therefore, jobs in the US are shut down, the Federal Reserve runs out of money (paying for the unemployed), and the economy is shut down.

You gotta love this hopey changy sorta stuff :p