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Postby Dancing Mustard on Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:11 am

Plates go into the pointy baskets, mugs go into the smooth baskets. Got that?


Good.



Now hurry, Tolkein isn't going to cook himself you know...
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Postby Daring Overlord5 on Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:52 am

when it comes down to it,

YOU CAN'T MESS WITH PERFECTION
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Postby cena-rules on Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:56 pm

dogs have cleaner tounges than humans
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Postby Shadowstar on Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:01 pm

Tounges have cleaner dogs than humans.
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Postby cena-rules on Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:04 pm

three
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Postby Shadowstar on Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:13 pm

I have underwear! :D
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Postby cena-rules on Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:26 pm

I don't
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Postby dustn64 on Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:38 pm

So this guy woke up and it was Valentine's day. He said "Man I forgot to get my wife a gift. I gotta get on that" So later that day he went to the supermarket. He purchased milk, eggs, cheese, bread, and a 12-pack of snapple. As he was walking home with his groceries he realized that he had forgotten to buy his wife a Valentine's day gift. After coming to this realization he turned the corner and went into the flower shop. He bought a dozen red roses from the man working there and went on his way home. When he got home he was digging through his pockets and could not find his keys. After looking inside the window he saw that he had left his keys on the table. It was 2 hours before his wife got home and needed to get inside to refrigerate the groceries. So he called his wife using his cellular phone and she sped home to let him in. He gave her the flowers and said happy Valentine's day and they walked inside. He thanked her for letting him in and the wife said she still had things to do and thanked him for the flowers. The man felt hungry and decided to make a ham and cheese sandwich. He opened his fridge and saw that he was out of ham so he opted to have turkey instead. He first laid the bread on the table, then he put 2 slices of extra lean turkey on the brea. He then proceeded to add low fat mayonnaise and american cheese. After eating he decided to take a nap. He did not awaken til early the next day and saw his wife in bed next to him. He did not want to wake her up and quietly got ready for work.

is this good?
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Postby Shadowstar on Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:38 pm

My yogurt is melting...
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Postby Lord_Paul on Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:46 pm

AAAGGH! YOU LET OUT THE CHICKENS! RUN!
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Postby dustn64 on Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:48 pm

Lord_Paul wrote:AAAGGH! YOU LET OUT THE CHICKENS! RUN!



you need to go die
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Postby Shadowstar on Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:25 pm

THE CHICKENS KILLED MY FROZEN YOGURT!

WAAAGHHAAHAAAAA!!!
WAAAGHHAAHAAAAA!!!
WAAAGHHAAHAAAAA!!!
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Postby Lord_Paul on Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:33 pm

I like swords... :lol:
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Postby Daring Overlord5 on Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:50 pm

Gun beats Sword!! :D
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Postby Lord_Paul on Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:50 pm

Black Mage beats you!
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Postby Daring Overlord5 on Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:51 pm

!uoy staeb egaM kcalB
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Postby Lord_Paul on Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:57 pm

!tsop sdarwkcab

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Postby derfderf34 on Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:09 pm

thats a guy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????????
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Postby Lord_Paul on Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:11 pm

Umm...yep...

OMGWTFBBQ ROFLCOPTERS!
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Postby derfderf34 on Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:13 pm

gayest game eber
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:27 pm

All of you are completely out of tune. First chair flute, from the top. Beyond.
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Postby Pico on Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:47 pm

STOP PUSHING THAT BUTTON!!!!
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Postby Shadowstar on Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:00 pm

POOPIE GO BOOM BOOM :D *drools in Pico's unseeable face*
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Postby n8freeman on Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:17 pm

RUSH












that is all
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Postby Shadowstar on Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:26 pm

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts (doo doo doo doo doo)
And they are all a-standing in a row! (bum bum bum)
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