king of the hill

[P Gizzle]

Builds own fort with all of the armies ever deployed in cc history surrounding it

[Ronaldinho]

piss's all over you then nicks the hill and runs off into the sea to live with the fishes


bye bye hill?

[dussle]

Goes of to one of the preiviously built hills.
MY HILL!!

[Ham]

Hits dussle in the head with a ham hock

MY HILL

[riskproplayer]

*unbans myself and kick andy in the nuts so hard it turned into a vagina*

MY HILL!!!!!!!!!!

[dussle]

Andy isn;t even on the mountain and you've done nothing to remove Ham. I eat Ham.

MY HILL!!

[Ham]

Gives dussle CONSTIPATION

MY HILL

[Utafar]

*waits until Ham spoils in the sun*


MY HILL!

[P Gizzle]

destroys all the hills!



no more hill.

[Herakilla]

build hill so tall you cant get to the top in a lifetime

MY HILL!

[hockeycapn]

finds magic lamp and wishes to live for more than a lifetime. reaches top of hill in third life and ties you up, puts you in a sled and pushes you over the side of the hill letting you ride down for the rest of your life.


My hill.

[dussle]

You therefore aren't at the top. My assassin somehow is however, and then pulls me out from his ass. Luckily there's a shower up there and therapy for the assassin, wh's name is now Lorenzo.

MY HILL!!

[hockeycapn]

I am also up your assassin's butt. I emerge when you are asleep and in exchange for ending your assassin's mental torment by killing him, he agrees to help me kill you. I hide until morning and when you get up I get on my hands and knees behind you and he shoves you over me, causing you to tumble all the way to the bottom. By which time you are dead. I then kill your assassin, as was our agreement, and am now king of the hill.


My hill.

[Utafar]

but i was also in the assasins ass i killed all who were hiding in there with me for saftey reasons and wait until you go to dump the assasins body down the hill at which point i burst out take you by surprise and chuck you off






after which i put the assasin in a cascet and have a ceremony then i lock it in a safe throw away the key put the safe in a hole fill the hole with liquid steel

and place pieces of uranium in it to make all who try to escape the assasins ass die while trying to escape after all that i take out the block of liquid steel with a bull dozer and roll it down the hill crushing all who tried to claim the hill for there own where it landed in a river causing it to overflow and make a moat filled with sharks and salt water crocadiles


then i fortify the hill so it is impossible to reach (not even god can reach me) and use the genie to give me immortality
then i rest...MY FUCKING HILL!!!

























i win

[dussle]

Lorenzo is cursed and comes back from the dea, with me in his ass. We then recite bad poetry until the liquid steel gets bored and goes away, then we break out of the casket and kill Utafar. Then I give Lorenzo an ass check to make sure no one's up there.

MY HILL!!

[strike wolf]

Wait till dussle's distracted then dive bomb him from the air. he looks up in time to see me fire my machine gun so that he and his assassin look like swiss cheese then I fire my rocket launcher and kill them both.


MY HILL

[dussle]

We then take off our rocket-resistant swiss cheese costumes and Lorenzo assassinate everyone on the hill, bar me and himself.

MY HILL!!

[strike wolf]

except that lorenzo is actually me in disguise after I broke his neck and I quickly remove my mask and slice off dussle's head.


MY HILL!!!!!

[gavin_sidhu]

But that was not Dussle that you just cut the head off, but a Mech Warrior. I jump out of the cockpit (the former head of Dussle) and you die of shock and your limp body rolls down the hill. My Hill. I then have a picknick and dance around like that girl in "The Sound of Music".

[strike wolf]

An angry mob kills you for playing bad music and I reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!

[hockeycapn]

Julie Andrews (aka "That chick from 'The Sound of Music'") and I charge your hill. She puts your head in a scissor lock, and hits a high note. The pressure from all the blood being trapped alone with the ultra high frequency causes your brain to expand blocking your ear holes. preventing any blood from escaping that way. after three minutes of anony she goes even higher and your brain is shot out of your head via your nose. You go limp and die. Julie and I play soccer with your brain. Then she eats your body. She then skipps down the hill.


My hill.

[dussle]

I trip Julie Andrews and throw her at you, she thinks is a perverted setup and claws your eyes out, then skips down the hill with your carcass.

MY HILL!!!

[Utafar]

at the bottom i convince julie andrews that it was your idea and i follow here back up the hill where we both kill you and then destroy the hill and build one on mount olympus(only gods can come here) and if you remember i am immortal so technacally i am a god so...





MY HILL!

[gavin_sidhu]

I then create a Wikipedia article saying that I am on the hill, not you. Everyone believes it and the hill becomes mine (even though ur physically on it)

My Hill.

[Utafar]

i then post a picture of me on the hill everyone believes me



my hill again