Which poster would you most like to see naked? (FOR SCIENCE)

by **saxitoxin** on Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:39 am

This is not a poll designed to appeal to the Club's prurient interest. Approach this with a SCIENTIFIC MIND PLEASE.

by **Army of GOD** on Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:47 am

I'm failing to see the Serbia option

by **Aradhus** on Thu Oct 27, 2011 7:56 am

Dear Saxi, I sent you some emails
I hope you got em
One has a picture of my asshole
and one of my hairy scrotum
I’ve been told I make a quite good naked totem
I hope you consider me for your naked poll on the Conquer Club forum

My pees not cold I’m wondering why I
Took a leak at all
The rising steam fogs up my glasses
And I can’t see at all
And even if I could it would all be gay
Like your picture on my wall
It reminds me that its not so hard
Its not so hard right now

Sometimes I wear dresses
I’m sexy in the lot o’ ‘em
And I tuck it
Between my legs, and pretend I’m a daughter
I wear makeup too
I’m out to be your stalker
And if I have a kid, guess what imma call it?
Imma name it Saxi

I read about your friend Gaddafi too, I’m sorry
I had a dictator friend too who lost his life
‘Cause his country didn’t want him
I know you probably hear this every day
But I’m your biggest fan
I even ignore that you were friends with a batshit tyrant

I’mma have to send you some posters
And all my naked pictures man
You’ll love this one pic of me on the loo
That shit was fat
Anyways heaven forbid
That with this rhyme you think I kid
Let me on your poll
This is Arad

My pees not cold I’m wondering why I
Took a leak at all
The rising steam fogs up my glasses
And I can’t see at all
And even if I could it would all be gay
Like your picture on my wall
It reminds me that its not so hard
Its not so hard right now

Dear Saxi I forgot to say
I hope you don’t mind that your name I abbreviate
I think it’s fucked up that I write your name that way
A sin for which I will have to expiate
If you want, you can abbreviate my name too
Did you like the pic with the Rear-view
From that angle you can barely tell I’m overweight

So about your poll
I get you enjoying having jonesy, Scotty and Pirlo on it
But aog too, is that how you roll?
I’m not jealous, but I have to admit
I don’t think your poll is fit for such a dimwit
Yeah, you’re like his fucking idol
He loves being on your poll
He likes you more than I do

I aint sad though, because I’ve got you to extol
And I can fantasize about experiencing your poll
And envision you kicking aog off it
Ok I’m a little jealous, in fact I’m downright raving mad
Don’t make me go on Aog jihad
Want me on your poll, unclad
Or imma have to go fucking troll

My pees not cold I’m wondering why I
Took a leak at all
The rising steam fogs up my glasses
And I can’t see at all
And even if I could it would all be gay
Like your picture on my wall
It reminds me that its not so hard
Its not so hard right now

Dear Mister I’m too good to have Arad on my poll
This’ll be the last time I ever send you pics of my ass
How many fucking verses now
And I still don’t get a pass
I know there’s something amiss, wow
That last ass picture was class

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Hear that scream, that’s aog in the trunk
Imma take his ass down to the river for a dunk
Yeah, it’s come to this, who woulda thunk
Yeah keep screaming motherfucker, yo Saxi, will you miss ‘im
I mean what the f*ck man, your poll hasn’t even tried kitten
But don’t worry, you’ve got recourse, listen
The final verse is yet to be written

by **MeDeFe** on Thu Oct 27, 2011 8:17 am

For sciece? All of them. A large collection of data is always a good thing when making scientific inquiries.

by **anonymus** on Thu Oct 27, 2011 10:51 am

kittens!

/ :?:

by **TA1LGUNN3R** on Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:20 pm

MeDeFe wrote:For sciece? All of them. A large collection of data is always a good thing when making scientific inquiries.

You dirty dog, you.

-TG

by **Lootifer** on Thu Oct 27, 2011 3:05 pm

I went for bang for buck.

by **saxitoxin** on Thu Oct 27, 2011 5:05 pm

Aradhus wrote:Dear Saxi, I sent you some emails
I hope you got em
One has a picture of my asshole
and one of my hairy scrotum
I’ve been told I make a quite good naked totem
I hope you consider me for your naked poll on the Conquer Club forum

My pees not cold I’m wondering why I
Took a leak at all
The rising steam fogs up my glasses
And I can’t see at all
And even if I could it would all be gay
Like your picture on my wall
It reminds me that its not so hard
Its not so hard right now

Sometimes I wear dresses
I’m sexy in the lot o’ ‘em
And I tuck it
Between my legs, and pretend I’m a daughter
I wear makeup too
I’m out to be your stalker
And if I have a kid, guess what imma call it?
Imma name it Saxi

I read about your friend Gaddafi too, I’m sorry
I had a dictator friend too who lost his life
‘Cause his country didn’t want him
I know you probably hear this every day
But I’m your biggest fan
I even ignore that you were friends with a batshit tyrant

I’mma have to send you some posters
And all my naked pictures man
You’ll love this one pic of me on the loo
That shit was fat
Anyways heaven forbid
That with this rhyme you think I kid
Let me on your poll
This is Arad

My pees not cold I’m wondering why I
Took a leak at all
The rising steam fogs up my glasses
And I can’t see at all
And even if I could it would all be gay
Like your picture on my wall
It reminds me that its not so hard
Its not so hard right now

Dear Saxi I forgot to say
I hope you don’t mind that your name I abbreviate
I think it’s fucked up that I write your name that way
A sin for which I will have to expiate
If you want, you can abbreviate my name too
Did you like the pic with the Rear-view
From that angle you can barely tell I’m overweight

So about your poll
I get you enjoying having jonesy, Scotty and Pirlo on it
But aog too, is that how you roll?
I’m not jealous, but I have to admit
I don’t think your poll is fit for such a dimwit
Yeah, you’re like his fucking idol
He loves being on your poll
He likes you more than I do

I aint sad though, because I’ve got you to extol
And I can fantasize about experiencing your poll
And envision you kicking aog off it
Ok I’m a little jealous, in fact I’m downright raving mad
Don’t make me go on Aog jihad
Want me on your poll, unclad
Or imma have to go fucking troll

My pees not cold I’m wondering why I
Took a leak at all
The rising steam fogs up my glasses
And I can’t see at all
And even if I could it would all be gay
Like your picture on my wall
It reminds me that its not so hard
Its not so hard right now

Dear Mister I’m too good to have Arad on my poll
This’ll be the last time I ever send you pics of my ass
How many fucking verses now
And I still don’t get a pass
I know there’s something amiss, wow
That last ass picture was class

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Hear that scream, that’s aog in the trunk
Imma take his ass down to the river for a dunk
Yeah, it’s come to this, who woulda thunk
Yeah keep screaming motherfucker, yo Saxi, will you miss ‘im
I mean what the f*ck man, your poll hasn’t even tried kitten
But don’t worry, you’ve got recourse, listen
The final verse is yet to be written

tl;dr

by **Timminz** on Thu Oct 27, 2011 6:18 pm

Lootifer wrote:I went for bang for buck.

Which one only charges a dollar?

by **Lootifer** on Thu Oct 27, 2011 6:23 pm

AoG obviously

by **nietzsche** on Thu Oct 27, 2011 6:40 pm

by **Aradhus** on Thu Oct 27, 2011 7:12 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
tl;dr

by **squishyg** on Thu Oct 27, 2011 10:30 pm

other: army of nobunaga

rawr

by **BigBallinStalin** on Thu Oct 27, 2011 11:11 pm

nietzsche wrote:

What's that on your face?

by **saxitoxin** on Fri Oct 28, 2011 12:50 am

nietzsche wrote:

You need to see a dermatologist.

by **Army of GOD** on Fri Oct 28, 2011 12:56 am

Or a razor

by **nietzsche** on Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:38 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:
nietzsche wrote:

What's that on your face?

I was eating a squirrel.

It's my sexy mustache you silly.

by **Serbia** on Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:28 am

Army of GOD wrote:I'm failing to see the Serbia option

WWWWOOOODDDDDRRRRRRUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!! :evil:

and in other news, saxi's already "been there, done that, smacked that hairy ass".

by **saxitoxin** on Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:42 am

Serbia wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I'm failing to see the Serbia option

WWWWOOOODDDDDRRRRRRUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!

and in other news, saxi's already "been there, done that, smacked that hairy ass".

EXCUSE ME - this is a poll for SCIENCE. Serbia would be in a poll for PLEASURE.

by **dazerazer** on Sun Oct 30, 2011 12:03 am

Well.... I voted for seeing Phatscotty everything because his ass is beautiful but I can tell ya... yall DEF want to see his front ...... tis a work of art.

by **saxitoxin** on Sun Oct 30, 2011 12:18 am

dazerazer wrote:Well.... I voted for seeing Phatscotty everything because his ass is beautiful but I can tell ya... yall DEF want to see his front ...... tis a work of art.

mmm ... I can only imagine, hon!

by **saxitoxin** on Thu Dec 29, 2011 9:30 pm

Voting closes in one day. Then, the revealing ...

by **Army of GOD** on Thu Dec 29, 2011 9:48 pm

saxitoxin wrote:Voting closes in one day. Then, the revealing ...

Not sure if pun intended...

by **InkL0sed** on Thu Dec 29, 2011 11:10 pm

sadface

by **Victor Sullivan** on Sat Dec 31, 2011 3:52 am

No Serbia's mom?

Nah, scratch that, I've seen enough of her...

-Sully