Phatscotty: Prepare to meet your doom

[InkL0sed]

That's right motherfucker, I'm calling you out: to a duel.

But not just any duel. A duel with SPOON SWORDS. That's right; we shall fight to the death - with swords completely made out of spoons!

I'll be in Times Square tomorrow at high noon. Be there or be square.

Who's the big man now?

[InkL0sed]

Picture related; it's my sword.

[AgentSmith88]

Over/under on time it takes to get this thread locked?

[InkL0sed]

If a mod locks this thread down, let it be noted that they have seen their doom - I shall hunt them down with this very sword, and make them beg me to kill them!

[MeDeFe]

Over/under on time it takes to get this thread locked?

Why would this thread be locked?

[BigBallinStalin]

Over/under on time it takes to get this thread locked?

Why would this thread be locked?

Because it implies that spoons are only used for violence, and that's RACIST! An abomination!

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The gloves are off and the spoons are out, Phatscotty. Prepare yourself!

I'll be referee.

[Woodruff]

Picture related; it's my sword.

That is a most excellent sword. I am impressed.

[JoshyBoy]

Picture related; it's my sword.

I want to say that someone's got too much time on their hands... but on the other hand, I can't help but be impressed by that.

[pimpdave]

I want to say that someone who says someone else has too much time on their hands when making an unsolicited evaluation of that other person's creative endeavor are almost always the least creative person in the room.

[pimpdave]

And probably feel insignificant as a result, which is why they have to make such a pretentious put-down as, "well you have too much time on your hands". The implication being here that the "critic" has too little time on his hands to do such a thing, but totally could if he wasn't so busy with SERIOUS BUSINESS.

Which begs the question, how does that person then have the time to act like such a douche? Or is it just that being a douche bag takes up so much time he can't find time to be creative?

And of course, they always fall back on the whole, "but I said I thought it was cool, it's just you're inferior to me because I assume you have all kinds of time and did this to fill it, rather than making the time to do it because it entertains you, the way it entertains me to put you down for it."

[jonesthecurl]

dave, you have too much time on your hands.

[InkL0sed]

So. Phatscotty.

I didn't see you in Times Square today. Coward.

If you think this is over, it isn't. I will find you, Phatscotty, and slay you slowly with my sword of spoons.

PS. I think there may have been a misunderstanding. Did you see this thread before the duel? You didn't post in it. Also, I meant Times Square in New York City, not like, Las Vegas or some shit. I will give you one last chance to defend your honor fairly tomorrow, at high noon. Otherwise, you're totally screwed.

[jonesthecurl]

Is your screwdriver also made of spoons?

[pimpdave]

Phatscotty has an opinion on pretty much everything, I'm surprised he hasn't offered his in here yet.

[jonesthecurl]

He's spoon-fed his opinions by the right wing media.

[Army of GOD]

Phatscotty will probably thinks that Ink wants to spoon him. Obviously, Phatscotty wants to be the little spoon.

[Phatscotty]

That's right motherfucker, I'm calling you out: to a duel.

But not just any duel. A duel with SPOON SWORDS. That's right; we shall fight to the death - with swords completely made out of spoons!

I'll be in Times Square tomorrow at high noon. Be there or be square.

Who's the big man now?

Usually the challenger lays an accusation or a charge or something along the reasons as to why you are calling me out?

[Phatscotty]

So. Phatscotty.

I didn't see you in Times Square today. Coward.

If you think this is over, it isn't. I will find you, Phatscotty, and slay you slowly with my sword of spoons.

PS. I think there may have been a misunderstanding. Did you see this thread before the duel? You didn't post in it. Also, I meant Times Square in New York City, not like, Las Vegas or some shit. I will give you one last chance to defend your honor fairly tomorrow, at high noon. Otherwise, you're totally screwed.

Yeah cuz I was pretty confused. May I request an aptitude test concerning Inklosed's sanity?

[InkL0sed]

Percent understanding of previous two posts: 31.6%

Despite your gibbering, I believe you accept the challenge, yes? I shall expect you there tomorrow, yes?

If you don't show up, I will erase you from the face of the Earth. Yes?

[Borderdawg]

Hey Ink, since you challenged, I do believe Scotty has the choice of weapons!

[Phatscotty]

Percent understanding of previous two posts: 31.6%

Despite your gibbering, I believe you accept the challenge, yes? I shall expect you there tomorrow, yes?

If you don't show up, I will erase you from the face of the Earth. Yes?

again, what is the reason for the challenge?

[InkL0sed]

Hey Ink, since you challenged, I do believe Scotty has the choice of weapons!

I mean, I guess he can use an inferior weapon. But if he uses anything other than a spoon sword, he has no chance. It wouldn't even be fun.

Percent understanding of previous two posts: 31.6%

Despite your gibbering, I believe you accept the challenge, yes? I shall expect you there tomorrow, yes?

If you don't show up, I will erase you from the face of the Earth. Yes?

again, what is the reason for the challenge?

You make less and less sense every post. Are you trying to back out?

[Woodruff]

Percent understanding of previous two posts: 31.6%

Despite your gibbering, I believe you accept the challenge, yes? I shall expect you there tomorrow, yes?

If you don't show up, I will erase you from the face of the Earth. Yes?

again, what is the reason for the challenge?

I believe he sees it as an opportunity to spoon you to death.

[Phatscotty]

Percent understanding of previous two posts: 31.6%

Despite your gibbering, I believe you accept the challenge, yes? I shall expect you there tomorrow, yes?

If you don't show up, I will erase you from the face of the Earth. Yes?

again, what is the reason for the challenge?

I believe he sees it as an opportunity to spoon you to death.

that is not a reason as to why...

[Woodruff]

Percent understanding of previous two posts: 31.6%

Despite your gibbering, I believe you accept the challenge, yes? I shall expect you there tomorrow, yes?

If you don't show up, I will erase you from the face of the Earth. Yes?

again, what is the reason for the challenge?

I believe he sees it as an opportunity to spoon you to death.

that is not a reason as to why...

From his perspective it might be. <odd Craig Ferguson look>