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angola wrote:You didn't know she was a slut when you had your hand on her vag within two days of meeting her?
GabonX wrote:angola wrote:You didn't know she was a slut when you had your hand on her vag within two days of meeting her?
Well yea, I knew....but I was hoping she would be my slut.
Simon Viavant wrote:um, troll?
I'm not in to that. I think anal sex is gross....angola wrote:GabonX wrote:angola wrote:You didn't know she was a slut when you had your hand on her vag within two days of meeting her?
Well yea, I knew....but I was hoping she would be my slut.
Fair enough. Put it in her butt.
El Capitan X wrote:The people in flame wars just seem to get dimmer and dimmer. Seriously though, I love your style, always a good read.
TheProwler wrote:And skip the lube.
Strife wrote:Make her get checked for any diseases. If she doesn't have anything too bad then f*ck her.
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Balsiefen wrote:Dump her arse. If she can't last 3 days she won't last any longer, it'll just carry on until one of you gets bored
GabonX wrote:Simon Viavant wrote:um, troll?
Umm no.
My head is all kinds of messed up over this. I want input.
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
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GabonX wrote:Simon Viavant wrote:um, troll?
Umm no.
My head is all kinds of messed up over this. I want input.
angola wrote:Strife wrote:Make her get checked for any diseases. If she doesn't have anything too bad then f*ck her.
By the time the tests come back, though, she will probably have fucked like 25 people.
You need to take care of this. And quickly.
angola wrote:Balsiefen wrote:Dump her arse. If she can't last 3 days she won't last any longer, it'll just carry on until one of you gets bored
He might as well get some ass first, though.
I like it! She's a tiny girl, so that may actually be a pretty fitting course of action. I'm probably not gonna do that, but it gave me a chuckle.Skittles! wrote:Say you will f*ck her, but then just fist her to oblivion. That's the way.
I knowBalsiefen wrote:Dump her arse. If she can't last 3 days she won't last any longer, it'll just carry on until one of you gets bored
4myGod wrote:Avoid her like crazy. It sounds easy just to get the 1 free screw and then back out, but it won't be so easy. After you have had it once and know you can get it then until you get another gf you will keep going back for more and more and it will turn into a longer thing than you intended.
Besides, that guy who rejected her might also come back for more, and you already know she would go for it.
And it is a disaster waiting to happen, in more ways than I've mentioned here...Gregrios wrote:A relationship with this girl would only bring heartache. It seems to me that she doesn't really care about you all that much. She has put you on the "reserve list" or better yet, you're the fall back option. Personally, I wouldn't accept that in a million years, but that's just me. As for doing the deed, I won't recommend it but it would most likely make you fell better in more than one way. Thump her and dump her, or just wash your hands clean from this disaster waiting to happen.
Gee thanks, you're tons of help and you've got me all figured outDevilDuck wrote:GabonX wrote:Simon Viavant wrote:um, troll?
Umm no.
My head is all kinds of messed up over this. I want input.
OK I'll bite. You spend too much time in your desk chair, and pretend to get up set with this made up scenario in which the girl you are persueing almost treats you the way you would like to treat her. It all adds up to a troll.
Because anyone actually in this situation and not dreaming about it would be moving on, you really have nothing invested.
Forums such as this are not a replacement for an actual relationship counseler, call Dr.Laura.
And is that the best thread title you could come up with?
oVo wrote:I think you should marry her because you make a lovely couple.
InkL0sed wrote:oVo wrote:I think you should marry her because you make a lovely couple.
Strife wrote:I hereby state Martin Ronne has inappropriately touched me. I would like to file charges against this sick bastard and expect he be sent to prison.
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