Myth Busters, Unite!

[DirtyDishSoap]

Ive had morning wood since I got here...Thats actually very unusual for me.
Do i find myself hot?
IS...My weiner actually trying to screw my bellybutton?

I think i need Myth Busters.

Its a mystery.

[Anarkistsdream]

....


Uhm...

Yeah.

[Juan_Bottom]

Trouble really began at an early age.
A penis does not grow up feral.
Penises need rules, and structure to their lives. All penises really want rules. Ok, what you need to do right now is take control of the situation or your penis will never respect you. Do you want to play a role in your children's or children's-children's lives? Then you need to man up. Or they will never know you. So what you need to do is show that penis that you are in control. It needs stern discipline. It'll hurt you more than the penis. If things are really bad, YOU WILL NEED to get physical. Stay strong and don't show any weakness. You'll thank me for it one day. But make sure that you always remind your penis that you love it. Next you can begin to build trust.

[john9blue]

Trouble really began at an early age.
A penis does not grow up feral.
Penises need rules, and structure to their lives. All penises really want rules. Ok, what you need to do right now is take control of the situation or your penis will never respect you. Do you want to play a role in your children's or children's-children's lives? Then you need to man up. Or they will never know you. So what you need to do is show that penis that you are in control. It needs stern discipline. It'll hurt you more than the penis. If things are really bad, YOU WILL NEED to get physical. Stay strong and don't show any weakness. You'll thank me for it one day. But make sure that you always remind your penis that you love it. Next you can begin to build trust.

wat

[hecter]

I came.

[DirtyDishSoap]

Trouble really began at an early age.
A penis does not grow up feral.
Penises need rules, and structure to their lives. All penises really want rules. Ok, what you need to do right now is take control of the situation or your penis will never respect you. Do you want to play a role in your children's or children's-children's lives? Then you need to man up. Or they will never know you. So what you need to do is show that penis that you are in control. It needs stern discipline. It'll hurt you more than the penis. If things are really bad, YOU WILL NEED to get physical. Stay strong and don't show any weakness. You'll thank me for it one day. But make sure that you always remind your penis that you love it. Next you can begin to build trust.

I thank you.

[john9blue]

The regimen is working well, then?

Also, that has copypasta potential.

[jonesthecurl]

Just stand firm.

[muy_thaiguy]

Just stand firm.

And stay unbending!

[DirtyDishSoap]

Trouble really began at an early age.
A penis does not grow up feral.
Penises need rules, and structure to their lives. All penises really want rules. Ok, what you need to do right now is take control of the situation or your penis will never respect you. Do you want to play a role in your children's or children's-children's lives? Then you need to man up. Or they will never know you. So what you need to do is show that penis that you are in control. It needs stern discipline. It'll hurt you more than the penis. If things are really bad, YOU WILL NEED to get physical. Stay strong and don't show any weakness. You'll thank me for it one day. But make sure that you always remind your penis that you love it. Next you can begin to build trust.

Wait. Juan...How do I build trust with my penis? What do I need to do?

...I'm scared...*whimpers*

[pimpdave]

[pimpdave]

[Nickbaldwin]

I find you hot DDS.

[2dimes]

Holy manboobs! What's shakin' saint Nick?

[Nickbaldwin]

Shit all. Got bored. Returned.

Anything interesting happened?

[DirtyDishSoap]

I find you hot DDS.

*Humps nick*

[2dimes]

Shit all. Got bored. Returned.

Anything interesting happened?

Um...

No.

A bunch of people banned.

[Nickbaldwin]

I find you hot DDS.

*Humps nick*

*face-rapes DDS*

Shit all. Got bored. Returned.

Anything interesting happened?

Um...

No.

A bunch of people banned.

Same old, then. Now here's a question... Is there anyone left?

[Juan_Bottom]

I'm here!

[john9blue]

You're like... a year old Juan LOL.

[Army of GOD]

Not only does it increase the size of that certain part of the male body, but performance too!

[muy_thaiguy]

I find you hot DDS.

*Humps nick*

*face-rapes DDS*

Shit all. Got bored. Returned.

Anything interesting happened?

Um...

No.

A bunch of people banned.

Same old, then. Now here's a question... Is there anyone left?

From the old Flame Wars? Could probably count them on one hand.

[john9blue]

Not only does it increase the size of that certain part of the male body, but performance too!

In this case, yes.

[Juan_Bottom]

You're like... a year old Juan LOL.

Yeah but I'm waaay badass. I have three bans!!! And I've missed like 6 months of the year! And I've almost got as many posts as Snorri. That is a big deal for 6 months right guys? I'm hardcore b*tch. You think you hardcore but I'm hardcore for real son.

Besides lets not distract the internets from NB's triumphant return.

From the old Flame Wars? Could probably count them on one hand.

I can't think of any that still post. From when I was here anyway.

[muy_thaiguy]

You're like... a year old Juan LOL.

Yeah but I'm waaay badass. I have three bans!!! And I've missed like 6 months of the year! And I've almost got as many posts as Snorri. That is a big deal for 6 months right guys? I'm hardcore b*tch. You think you hardcore but I'm hardcore for real son.

Besides lets not distract the internets from NB's triumphant return.

From the old Flame Wars? Could probably count them on one hand.

I can't think of any that still post. From when I was here anyway.

Timminz and Snorri are about all that come to mind. If Prowler is still around, then he has been lurking for quite awhile.