Barking Dogs

[b.k. barunt]

I can't stand 'em. They make me go nutz. What is it with these clueless fartinacrowdedelevator dipwads who just let their dogs yap non stop? Bad enough in the city but when you move out into a countrified setting for peace and quiet it's tantamount to cruel and unusual punishment. WTF?


Honibaz

[Pedronicus]

Get some Wolves and out noise your neighbours

[Borderdawg]

Get yourself a box of CCI CB long .22 shells. Out of a long barreled rifle, they make no more noise than a pellet gun. 40yd head shot, no more noisy dog!

[natty dread]

Get yourself ear plugs.

[jefjef]

Is this when they bark the most?

[thegreekdog]

I'm with you b.k. After a long day of work, I come home and park in my lot. I walk by about 5 other townhouses, all of which have dogs. All these dogs bark at me as I trudge to my door. Every day. Every fucking day.

[army of nobunaga]

Get yourself a box of CCI CB long .22 shells. Out of a long barreled rifle, they make no more noise than a pellet gun. 40yd head shot, no more noisy dog!

People that kill dogs are scum.


Ive done a lot of bad things in my life. I have done some BAD things in my life. Some because I was suppose to, some because .. well at the time it seemed right.

I would never kill a dog or horse.

These are two species bred for man , by man. You will not find a species that exits more for our convenience ,entertainment and work.


You kill a dog. Well there is just something wrong with you. You talk big about killing dogs on the internet? Well that makes you look cool for other losers.

[army of nobunaga]

that being said, I really hate a yappy fucking dog.

[john9blue]

Get yourself a box of CCI CB long .22 shells. Out of a long barreled rifle, they make no more noise than a pellet gun. 40yd head shot, no more noisy dog!

THORNHEART?!

[b.k. barunt]

Get yourself a box of CCI CB long .22 shells. Out of a long barreled rifle, they make no more noise than a pellet gun. 40yd head shot, no more noisy dog!

People that kill dogs are scum.
Ive done a lot of bad things in my life. I have done some BAD things in my life. Some because I was suppose to, some because .. well at the time it seemed right.
I would never kill a dog or horse.
These are two species bred for man , by man. You will not find a species that exits more for our convenience ,entertainment and work.
You kill a dog. Well there is just something wrong with you. You talk big about killing dogs on the internet? Well that makes you look cool for other losers.

I've killed a few over the years. I don't like loudmouths - dog or human. It's too hard to get away with killing the humans but dogs are another story. When they keep me awake at night or wake me up an hour before i need to be awake for nogoodfuckingreason then yeah, i'll kill them. So they've captured a place in your heart - i'm fooking touched. Just train them properly and there's no problem.

I have a big Weimereiner. He loves to bark. He'd bark at everyone who walked by if i let him - i don't. He knows that barking is allowed when someone enters the yard - barking at passing people, dogs or cats is not. Killing a dog is not something i'm proud of - having a well trained dog is. I love dogs, but if one is a useless noisy pest then someone needs to get rid of it.


Honibaz

[army of nobunaga]

Get yourself a box of CCI CB long .22 shells. Out of a long barreled rifle, they make no more noise than a pellet gun. 40yd head shot, no more noisy dog!

People that kill dogs are scum.
Ive done a lot of bad things in my life. I have done some BAD things in my life. Some because I was suppose to, some because .. well at the time it seemed right.
I would never kill a dog or horse.
These are two species bred for man , by man. You will not find a species that exits more for our convenience ,entertainment and work.
You kill a dog. Well there is just something wrong with you. You talk big about killing dogs on the internet? Well that makes you look cool for other losers.

I've killed a few over the years. I don't like loudmouths - dog or human. It's too hard to get away with killing the humans but dogs are another story. When they keep me awake at night or wake me up an hour before i need to be awake for nogoodfuckingreason then yeah, i'll kill them. So they've captured a place in your heart - i'm fooking touched. Just train them properly and there's no problem.

I have a big Weimereiner. He loves to bark. He'd bark at everyone who walked by if i let him - i don't. He knows that barking is allowed when someone enters the yard - barking at passing people, dogs or cats is not. Killing a dog is not something i'm proud of - having a well trained dog is. I love dogs, but if one is a useless noisy pest then someone needs to get rid of it.


Honibaz

good job killer.


scum



there are 3 things you ask yourself before you kill
1) Can I eat it
2) Am I protecting myself
3) Am I paid to do this and people depend on me



Just shooting a dog because you are a big bad man that doesnt like barking?

scum.

I would have never pegged the op as scum

shocking.


Im out on this one.. too many ppl make me sick in this thread.

[Borderdawg]

AoN, I'd say you are probably a city boy. I've lost livestock to dogs. Stupid fucking city people move to the country, get two or three big dogs, then let them run loose. They pack up, start running at night, start killing livestock. I would rather have shot the people that owned the dogs, but the sheriff frowned upon that. The dogs, though, he said that would be alright. You call me scum, I think you are just a little internet pussy, and if you were in the service, you were probably a fucking pencil pushing REMF!! If you don't like me or my ways, then kiss my crusty left testicle, foe me and move on!

[Phatscotty]

And people that eat dogs?

[army of nobunaga]

AoN, I'd say you are probably a city boy. I've lost livestock to dogs. Stupid fucking city people move to the country, get two or three big dogs, then let them run loose. They pack up, start running at night, start killing livestock. I would rather have shot the people that owned the dogs, but the sheriff frowned upon that. The dogs, though, he said that would be alright. You call me scum, I think you are just a little internet pussy, and if you were in the service, you were probably a fucking pencil pushing REMF!! If you don't like me or my ways, then kiss my crusty left testicle, foe me and move on!

wow tough guy. you are right im harmless. whats your address. pm me

edit, and noooo. Im not going to fly and knock on your door and follow through with a complete ass whooping in front of your family, im older and more level headed now.....

just pm me the coords

chump

[Phatscotty]

[Borderdawg]

AoN, I'd say you are probably a city boy. I've lost livestock to dogs. Stupid fucking city people move to the country, get two or three big dogs, then let them run loose. They pack up, start running at night, start killing livestock. I would rather have shot the people that owned the dogs, but the sheriff frowned upon that. The dogs, though, he said that would be alright. You call me scum, I think you are just a little internet pussy, and if you were in the service, you were probably a fucking pencil pushing REMF!! If you don't like me or my ways, then kiss my crusty left testicle, foe me and move on!

wow tough guy. you are right im harmless. whats your address. pm me

edit, and noooo. Im not going to fly and knock on your door and follow through with a complete ass whooping in front of your family, im older and more level headed now.....

just pm me the coords

chump

You ain't worth the time.

[PLAYER57832]

AoN, I'd say you are probably a city boy. I've lost livestock to dogs. Stupid fucking city people move to the country, get two or three big dogs, then let them run loose. !

Worse are the idiots who get a dog, decide they cannot take care of it, so instead of taking it to an animal shelter where they might get "put down", they dump them on a farm or even just in the woods to "set them free". We would sometimes find "bits and pieces" of them. The LUCKY ones were the ones we took to the pound! (we had a couple, but not every one dropped off).

[jefjef]

Blockade mutton.

Dog meat has been eaten in every major German crisis at least since the time Frederick the Great, and is commonly referred to as "blockade mutton." It is tough, gamy, strong-flavored. In boiling or roasting, it gives off an odor reminiscent of a neglected zoo. Of European dog breeds, German dachshund is considered the most succulent.

Moral of the story. If you are not defending yourself, being merciful (disease, severe injury, etc) or eating it - Don't kill it.

[The Bison King]

pee on them. They may not stop barking but you should record a video of yourself doing it then post it.

[saxitoxin]

Saxi has a ginormous Wolfhound named Big Bo Bop. I've mentioned him before, gang. Well, he looks tough but he's one big ol' pussy cat! LOL! My Rex, Old Tom II, keeps him in check something fierce. (Come to think of it, Old Tom II keeps Saxi in check, too! LMAO! )

As for toughness, without getting into a lot of specifics, Saxi has some naughty folks who would like to talk with him. Now, Sax is O-K because Old Tom II has an open credit with Česká Zbrojovka but, if he didn't, ol' Sax would probably be asking AON what his weekly rate is because Saxi knows AON can take care of the biznass!*


* not really because there's a high likelihood AON would be on the side wanting to talk with ol' Sax - LMAO!

[army of nobunaga]

Saxi has a ginormous Wolfhound named Big Bo Bop. I've mentioned him before, gang. Well, he looks tough but he's one big ol' pussy cat! LOL! My Rex, Old Tom II, keeps him in check something fierce. (Come to think of it, Old Tom II keeps Saxi in check, too! LMAO! )

As for toughness, without getting into a lot of specifics, Saxi has some naughty folks who would like to talk with him. Now, Sax is O-K because Old Tom II has an open credit with Česká Zbrojovka but, if he didn't, ol' Sax would probably be asking AON what his weekly rate is because Saxi knows AON can take care of the biznass!*


* not really because there's a high likelihood AON would be on the side wanting to talk with ol' Sax - LMAO!

Old irish wolfhounds are incredible animals... have pics?
I use to own a newfoundland or two for swimming training.

I have some cool pics.. start a new thread ill go get the old harddrive and old pics out

[the.killing.44]

This is what you do to get back at the owners:

Step 1. http://www.worldsoccershop.com/6763-ro.html
Step 2. order
Step 3. blow incessantly
Step4.BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Step 5. Profit

[b.k. barunt]

AoN, I'd say you are probably a city boy. I've lost livestock to dogs. Stupid fucking city people move to the country, get two or three big dogs, then let them run loose. They pack up, start running at night, start killing livestock. I would rather have shot the people that owned the dogs, but the sheriff frowned upon that. The dogs, though, he said that would be alright. You call me scum, I think you are just a little internet pussy, and if you were in the service, you were probably a fucking pencil pushing REMF!! If you don't like me or my ways, then kiss my crusty left testicle, foe me and move on!

wow tough guy. you are right im harmless. whats your address. pm me

edit, and noooo. Im not going to fly and knock on your door and follow through with a complete ass whooping in front of your family, im older and more level headed now.....

just pm me the coords

chump

You want coords?

Come to Sun, LA. Little bitty place on Hwy 41 - mostly a speed trap where the 70mph abruptly changes to 45. Just stop at the gas station there and ask them where "Da Stuff" is. They'll direct you to a bar down the road to the Pearl River locks. If you mind your manners none of the locals should f*ck with you, but don't show up on a Friday or Saturday night.

Ask for Jerry the owner - big guy, looks just like Jerry Garcia if he woulda got kicked in the face a lot. Tell Jerry you're looking for Darkwing Duck. He'll think you're a cop so tell him you want to kick my ass. He'll call me and i'll be there within the hour. Bring yer dogs if you like.


Honibaz

[john9blue]

Did shit just attain the status of "real"? I believe it did.

[L M S]

I print this out and put it on the neighbors door a lot.

Why do they continue to make me do it?


An open letter to my new neighbors dog.



Dearest neighbor dog,

!!!!!!!!!SHUT THE f*ck UP!!!!!!!!!

I am writing you to inform you that you are the loudest mother fucking dog I have ever known, you've proven it now...no need to continue. I understand you just came into the neighborhood and you needed to establish your alpha male status as quickly as possible. POINT TAKEN ALREADY. Every person, vehicle, cat, dog, leaf, gust of wind, concert F, intensity cube, mailman, cricket, dandelion, fence post, boat, sunrise, sunset, full moon, UPS driver, rain drop, grease spot, unicorn, vice president of the United States, hanging chad, hurricane, seismic anomaly, toilet paper roll, brown bear, XBOX 360, HDTV, blade of grass, immigrant worker, OPEC oil executive and decibel meter knows you are THE dog around here. Your constant need to prove it has become slightly irritating.

.~*STFU STFU STFU STFU*~.

I was willing to compromise you know, the clock I gave you, the one with the times when you may scream your fucking head off clearly marked, you must have thrown it away. The next one I give you will be more of a timer....rather than a clock per say.....catch my drift?

.$^^^()__SHUT THE f*ck UP__()^^^$.

How about you just refrain from your usual activities from the hours of 12:00am to 7:00am...is that fair? I love my sleep and you, THE DOG, are blowing it for me. This is all I really want in the end after all, peace and quiet while I sleep. I have several jobs and they tire me out. You, on the other hand are content to; eat, sleep, bark and procreate......life should be so easy. Tell you what, I will trade you for one week and we shall see if your perspective changes, if it does not, my sincerest apologies to you sir dog.

.XXXXXXX...........SHUT THE f*ck UP............XXXXXXX.

I've considered my options and I am left with one.....hand you a grenade wrapped in a t-bone. I fear this may be my only alternative in the end, rather gruesome I admit, none the less it would be extremely effective. If you have a better idea I am completely open to suggestion, otherwise it may have to get ugly. Your response is eagerly awaited. In the mean time.......


.SHUT THE f*ck UP!.


Thank you for you kind consideration,
-L M S