Finally, I found a religion I can call my own

[Army of GOD]

CONVERT AND THOU SHALT BE SAVED

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apatheism

[TA1LGUNN3R]

I'm here to convert you, AoG--

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dudeism

It's much better. We have White Russians.

-The Dude abides.

[natty dread]

Nobody is Discordian anymore... it used to be the religion of the cool kids.


ps. hail eris!

[PLAYER57832]

CONVERT AND THOU SHALT BE SAVED

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apatheism

I think the correct response would be "why bother?"

[tkr4lf]

I find both of these, apatheism and dudeism, to be quite attractive. Especially dudeism. If I ever join another religion, it would be dudeism. I wonder how you go about being ordained as a priest, and what the responsiblities are?

[BigBallinStalin]

I find both of these, apatheism and dudeism, to be quite attractive. Especially dudeism. If I ever join another religion, it would be dudeism. I wonder how you go about being ordained as a priest, and what the responsiblities are?

I'm not sure, but I can imagine their equivalent of Baptism consisting of smoking a J and drinking a beer while having a nice warm bath in candlelight.

Not a bad deal, man.

[tkr4lf]

I find both of these, apatheism and dudeism, to be quite attractive. Especially dudeism. If I ever join another religion, it would be dudeism. I wonder how you go about being ordained as a priest, and what the responsiblities are?

I'm not sure, but I can imagine their equivalent of Baptism consisting of smoking a J and drinking a beer while having a nice warm bath in candlelight.

Not a bad deal, man.

Not at all. Sounds like my cup of tea. All hail the Dude! No, wait, it's not that kind of religion, nevermind.

[Aradhus]

Finally, I found a religion I can call my own
Where nobody cares to know your name
And they couldn't care that you came
you might be where you don't care to see
somebodies troubles are all the same, to you
you might be where nobody cares to know your name.

[Haggis_McMutton]

Wow dudeism >>> apatheism

I find both of these, apatheism and dudeism, to be quite attractive. Especially dudeism. If I ever join another religion, it would be dudeism. I wonder how you go about being ordained as a priest, and what the responsiblities are?

Unsurprisingly, it's not very difficult: http://dudeism.com/ordination/

[notyou2]

Dudeism is cool

[john9blue]

Dudeism is cool

Yeah well you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

[Conquistador Cid]

Foolish, Foolish, Foolish...

[Haggis_McMutton]

Foolish, Foolish, Foolish...

Was this said in a super-villain voice? Cause that's how I'm reading it.

[Army of GOD]

Foolish, Foolish, Foolish...

Was this said in a super-villain voice? Cause that's how I'm reading it.

Gooooooood, gooooooood....

[natty dread]

Foolish, Foolish, Foolish...

Please elaborate.

[AndyDufresne]

Everyone should instead follow Chewbaccaism. His Divine Holiness, Chewbacca, is very much a part of every day life (in the Longest Thread, Thread). Search him up. Saving forthcoming.


--Andy

[rdsrds2120]

I remember a couple years ago for World History, we had to do a project honoring the many religions. My idea was to create a fictional one made from bits and pieces of the other religions we were studying. Here's what I came up with:
Pabloism, worshipers of the divine Pablo from Backyardigans.



If you're wondering how he was chosen, I got a little figurine out of one of those quarter machines at the movies. It's been an ongoing joke that "PABLO WILL SMITE YOU" with my friends for quite some time. Oh joy.

-rd

[notyou2]

Everyone should instead follow Chewbaccaism. His Divine Holiness, Chewbacca, is very much a part of every day life (in the Longest Thread, Thread). Search him up. Saving forthcoming.


--Andy

Nah, I strongly suspect it is some sort of monkey see, monkey do religion.

[safariguy5]

Sorry, I'm already a Pastafarian.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

Has His Noodly Appendage touched you yet?

[Conquistador Cid]

Wrong, Wrong... and foolsih again

[Haggis_McMutton]

Wrong, Wrong... and foolsih again

Very true, the Invisible Pink Unicorn doesn't take such matters lightly, blessed be her hoofs.

REPENT UNBELIEVERS!!!

[john9blue]

Does anyone else get mildly insulted when people use a term and then link to its Wikipedia article? As if we couldn't look it up ourselves if we didn't know what it meant?

[notyou2]

Just you j9b

[john9blue]

Must be cuz I read Wiki a lot...

[Army of GOD]

Must be cuz I read Wiki a lot...

I don't get what you mean. I read Wiki for everything and love when people link it for a term. I'm lazy.