I just found out today that I am dying of brain cancer....There is a 6.543% chance that I will live but I must first have a very risky operation...
The problem that I am facing at the moment is that the hospital is supposed to pick me up from my house to take me to have the operation but I keep getting the pick up day wrong (I'm a little confused lately due to the brain tumor).
They told me that If I miss the next scheduled pick up that It would most likely drop my survival rate from 6.543% down to possibly 4.1%
Ive pretty much at this point given in and accepted the fact that I am going to die...
Se what happened is that I was fucking King_herpes mom (I've been doing this on a regular basis every other Saturday night, I call it my "Saturday Night f*ck Fest"...
Anyway I had her bent over the couch and on the 5th stroke I pulled out too far and instead of going back inside her( well lets say on the next stroke it went in the "wrong" hole) and she screamed out so loud that it woke up most everyone in the trailer (including King_herpes)
well anyway to make a long story short King_herpes was not too happy that I was having sex with his mom (he's been letting me stay the night on his couch in the den as a favor, honestly it's not really a den but that's what Herps mom likes to call it) well he was pretty pissed and he started to choke me...the problem is that he had no idea that I had breathing problems and the choking caused a mutation in my brain that ultimately gave me brain cancer...
So I just wanted to say that I have really enjoyed the last 3 years on this site and getting to know everyone and all of the support that everyone has given me (those that knew about my breathing problems...you know who you are).
Please when I'm gone tell Clapper and Tisha that I love them....tell them every day that I love them and how much I love them...please don't forget to tell them..please, please don't forget!!!
I probably wont have a chance to talk to you again (as I am being picked up to go to the hospital to get my brain operated on tomorrow)
So let me leave you with the following Fun Frog Facts (or FFF as I like to call them)
Fun Frog Fact #1. While frogs have a varied diet, which includes nuts and corn, their favorite meal is the cheese quesadilla from Applebee's for $6.69.
Fun Frog Fact #2: Due to the fact that frogs do not require oxygen and can withstand extreme pressures, they can often be found searching the ocean floor for their second favorite food, krill. These deep sea abilities make the frog a perfect companion for scuba divers.
Fun Frog fact #3: Frogs have excellent reception and can be used in place of your standard television aerial.
Fun Frog fact #4: The Brazilian Jungle Frog can mimic human speech and grows to the size of a small child.
Fun Frog fact #5: Mud Frogs can live for up to eighty years but spend all this time in hibernation under dried river mud.
Fun Frog Fact #7: When blended, frogs make an excellent energy drink containing 92% of recommended daily vitamin intake.
Fun Frog Fact #8: Frogs prefer contemporary furniture over traditional. A pile of empty flatpack IKEA boxes at the base of a tree is a sure sign that a frog nest is present.
Fun Frog Fact #23 Frog bones form a ring when the frog is hibernating, just like trees do. Scientists can use these rings to figure out the age of a frog.
Fun Frog Fact #9: Frozen frogs make a healthy and fun addition to any kid's school lunch box.
Fun Frog Fact #82 Frogs have a cork-screw like penis that while prior to mating can be used in place of a wine bottle opener.
Fun Frog Fact #10: Frogs are extremely territorial and protect their nests by attending neighborhood watch meetings.
Fun Frog Fact # 23 Frogs have a super sensitive liver, if they take just 1 drink they will die (that's why you will never see a frog at an AA meeting)
you know...cause if they took a drink they would be dead....so how could they be going to AA meetings if they were dead...I mean why would a sober frog go to an AA meeting....that would be absurd.
Fun Frog Fact #11: Frogs can be taught how to weld.
