List the Many Problems with Evolution

by **denominator** on Sun Jun 15, 2014 1:48 pm

23. Bananas

by **TA1LGUNN3R** on Sun Jun 15, 2014 6:49 pm

24. There are no half-human, half-bacterium organisms out there.

by **AndyDufresne** on Mon Jun 16, 2014 8:58 am

25. Zoidberg.

--Andy

by **Quirk** on Mon Jun 16, 2014 9:35 am

by **AndyDufresne** on Mon Jun 16, 2014 11:13 am

27. Hypothetical conversations.

I did not know his name was Gorilla Monsoon.

Promoter: "What do you want to call yourself?"
Guy: "I don't know, something pretty fierce. I mean, I'm going to be standing next to 'The Body,' so I have to stand out. Get people's attention immediately. Be completely dangerous and engaging."
Promoter: "Let's call you Gorilla Monsoon."

--Andy

by **Lord Arioch** on Mon Jun 16, 2014 12:46 pm

Well the biggest problem with evolution.... would be people in general! I mean are we getting smarter/friendlier/humaner ... im not so sure! So the biggest problem with this is us! :lol:

by **macbone** on Mon Jun 16, 2014 1:33 pm

Wikipedia has a list of transitional fossils here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_tr ... al_fossils

Soft tissue doesn't really make for good fossil-making material, but it does seem like there should be more transitional fossils. It does take pretty specific circumstances for a fossil to form in the first place, though.

by **beezer** on Mon Jun 16, 2014 6:08 pm

Its condescending adherents

by **AndyDufresne** on Mon Jun 16, 2014 7:10 pm

28. The evolution of counting.

--Andy

by **betiko** on Mon Jun 16, 2014 7:15 pm

29. Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables?

by **AndyDufresne** on Mon Jun 16, 2014 7:17 pm

30. betiko.

There is no way betiko was not designed by a higher power.

--Andy

by **betiko** on Mon Jun 16, 2014 7:19 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:30. betiko.

There is no way betiko was not designed by a higher power.

--Andy

My father used to be a dictator in a banana republic actually.

by **Serbia** on Mon Jun 16, 2014 7:20 pm

31. Transgendered fossils.

Bollocks.

by **betiko** on Mon Jun 16, 2014 7:34 pm

32. Made up intermediate fossils posted by mac

by **Phatscotty** on Mon Jun 16, 2014 7:35 pm

33. Darwin's own doubts

by **dario2099** on Mon Jun 16, 2014 7:38 pm

34. Accountants.

by **betiko** on Mon Jun 16, 2014 7:42 pm

35. Children that don t look like their parents.

by **AndyDufresne** on Mon Jun 16, 2014 7:45 pm

Phatscotty wrote:33. Darwin's own doubts

34. Erasmus Darwin not evolving into Charles Darwin.

--Andy

by **Serbia** on Mon Jun 16, 2014 7:46 pm

36. Jozy Altidore

Bollocks.

by **pancakemix** on Mon Jun 16, 2014 7:49 pm

37. The absence of Charizards

by **AndyDufresne** on Mon Jun 16, 2014 9:41 pm

Serbia wrote:36. Jozy Altidore

Bollocks.

38. Survival of the fittest. I mean, am I right or am I right. Or am I right. Right. Right right right.

--Andy

by **Dukasaur** on Tue Jun 17, 2014 4:44 pm

39. Abiogenesis of movie-review threads.

by **Jmac1026** on Tue Jun 17, 2014 6:52 pm

Was gonna make a pokemon joke, but pancakemix beat me to it. So instead...

40. Lack of explanation of these horrific creatures:

by **AndyDufresne** on Wed Jun 18, 2014 9:35 am

41. Comparative facial drawings between humans and silly animals

io9 is particularly relevant today:

These are works by "the greatest French artist of all time," according to Louis XIV. Charles Le Brun (1619-1690) used his artistry to compare human and animal faces, later inspiring Charles Darwin to write The Expression of the Emotions in Man and Animals.

GIVE ME MORE

--Andy