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Why isn't Army of GOD a porn star?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:11 pm

Army of GOD, a.k.a. The Muffin-Dumpling Dwarf, has featured in many amateur films, yet he's had no major offers from the professional world.

Don't worry, AoG! You're standing may seem minor and small to them, but we see you as something more!--something like a glass being half tall.
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Re: Why isn't Army of GOD a porn star?

Postby mviola on Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:19 pm

AoG is too short to be a pornstar.
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Re: Why isn't Army of GOD a porn star?

Postby THORNHEART on Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:22 pm

you have to have a dick and be able to please a woman....
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Re: Why isn't Army of GOD a porn star?

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:44 pm

My internet ego is in shambles. =(
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Re: Why isn't Army of GOD a porn star?

Postby john9blue on Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:28 pm

This thread already delivers.
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Re: Why isn't Army of GOD a porn star?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Sep 16, 2010 4:37 pm

Army of GOD wrote:My internet ego is in shambles. =(


Fear not! The decrease in your internet ego has led to the erecting of someone else's internet ego--regardless of whether or not their real egos are flaccid and dysfunctional.
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Re: Why isn't Army of GOD a porn star?

Postby the.killing.44 on Thu Sep 16, 2010 4:39 pm

THORNHEART wrote:you have to have a dick and be able to please a woman....

0 for 2…keep trying!
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Re: Why isn't Army of GOD a porn star?

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Sep 16, 2010 4:52 pm

If I worked in a McDonald's and wore glasses, I'd probably have a pretty big internet ego.
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Re: Why isn't Army of GOD a porn star?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:03 pm

Army of GOD wrote:If I worked in a McDonald's and wore glasses, I'd probably have a pretty big internet ego.


OH-HO HO! Can I get a highfive with that?

*holds up hand*
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Re: Why isn't Army of GOD a porn star?

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:05 pm

*connects highfive*

*looks to camera, thumbs up!*
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Re: Why isn't Army of GOD a porn star?

Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Sep 16, 2010 6:29 pm

But you work at Burger King and wear braces.
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Re: Why isn't Army of GOD a porn star?

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Dec 20, 2012 2:55 am

=(  
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Re: Why isn't Army of GOD a porn star?

Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Dec 20, 2012 3:44 am

Only took you 2 years.
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Re: Why isn't Army of GOD a porn star?

Postby ManBungalow on Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:40 am

Do you cater for Conquer Club fetishes?
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Re: Why isn't Army of GOD a porn star?

Postby fadedpsychosis on Thu Dec 20, 2012 6:58 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:Only took you 2 years.

"He who laughs last thinks slowest."
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Re: Why isn't Army of GOD a porn star?

Postby Serbia on Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:12 am

Utter shite!
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Re: Why isn't Army of GOD a porn star?

Postby fadedpsychosis on Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:18 am

Serbia wrote:Utter shite!

ok, shite.
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Re: Why isn't Army of GOD a porn star?

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Dec 21, 2012 2:07 pm

Because the micro-penis just never caught on in the adult film industry?
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