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mother's day used underwear thread

Postby saxitoxin on Sun May 13, 2012 6:03 pm

If, for the next year, you had to wear one person's used underwear, who would you choose?

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Postby rdsrds2120 on Sun May 13, 2012 8:12 pm

Is BIg Ballin Stalin related to BigBallinStalin?

If it's a 2nd cousin, I might consider.

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Postby Army of GOD on Sun May 13, 2012 8:15 pm

I've taken Serbia's mom's underwear off before. Does that count?
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Postby Maugena on Mon May 14, 2012 7:31 am

Isn't Cherry Pepsi the only woman in this poll?
I chose Cherry Pepsi under that assumption.
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Postby saxitoxin on Mon May 14, 2012 9:47 am

Maugena wrote:Isn't Cherry Pepsi the only woman in this poll?
I chose Cherry Pepsi under that assumption.


no, squishyg is, too --- so the women and cross-dressers have two options from which to choose

Woodruff, by far, seems to be the cleanest and most hygienic person on CC which is why I voted for him.
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Postby Maugena on Mon May 14, 2012 12:01 pm

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Maugena wrote:Isn't Cherry Pepsi the only woman in this poll?
I chose Cherry Pepsi under that assumption.


no, squishyg is, too --- so the women and cross-dressers have two options from which to choose

Woodruff, by far, seems to be the cleanest and most hygienic person on CC which is why I voted for him.

Oh, okay. I didn't know that. Haven't really seen any posts made by squishyg either, so shrug.
Also, I'm totally fine being considered a cross-dresser in this case. I'd rather have my junk in a place where there wasn't some other guy's junk at some point... it'd be like indirectly touching... XD
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Postby Phatscotty on Mon May 14, 2012 6:42 pm

My doctor always tells me my balls are too big and that I need more "support". Therefor, I choose Nags and his whitey-tighties.
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Postby squishyg on Mon May 14, 2012 10:57 pm

I also choose Woodruff's underwear. I bet he irons them. I magine there's a military-like rotation system so that none of them get too worn out. They probably get replaced with a new pack of 7 (no more, no less) at regular intervals.
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Postby MeDeFe on Tue May 15, 2012 5:45 am

tgd is a lawyer, so I assume his underwear is of relatively good quality.
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Postby vodean on Tue May 15, 2012 6:30 am

definitely a woman's... dont really care between squishy and cherry
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Postby thegreekdog on Wed May 16, 2012 10:58 am

MeDeFe wrote:tgd is a lawyer, so I assume his underwear is of relatively good quality.


I assure you my briefs are of the highest quality (buh dum dum).
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Postby Haggis_McMutton on Wed May 16, 2012 12:26 pm

Hmm, who knew CC had so many cross-dressers?
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Postby vodean on Wed May 16, 2012 2:27 pm

Haggis_McMutton wrote:Hmm, who knew CC had so many cross-dressers?

better a cross-dresser than a used-male-underwear-wearer. thats my stance on the issue.
i also happen to look hot as hell in lacy underwear.
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Postby rdsrds2120 on Wed May 16, 2012 3:20 pm

vodean wrote:
Haggis_McMutton wrote:Hmm, who knew CC had so many cross-dressers?

better a cross-dresser than a used-male-underwear-wearer. thats my stance on the issue.
i also happen to look hot as hell in lacy underwear.


Being "hot" is objective, but I'm happy you're comfortable with yourself!

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Postby vodean on Wed May 16, 2012 4:29 pm

rdsrds2120 wrote:
vodean wrote:
Haggis_McMutton wrote:Hmm, who knew CC had so many cross-dressers?

better a cross-dresser than a used-male-underwear-wearer. thats my stance on the issue.
i also happen to look hot as hell in lacy underwear.


Being "hot" is objective, but I'm happy you're comfortable with yourself!

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ill show you pics...
and just ask the ladies that know me... or even the gay men... or possibly some straight men...
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Postby nagerous on Wed May 16, 2012 7:13 pm

Who the bloody hell voted me? This thread is disturbing.
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Postby Haggis_McMutton on Wed May 16, 2012 7:56 pm

nagerous wrote:Who the bloody hell voted me? This thread is disturbing.


whoever it is just switched from me to you.

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Postby 2dimes on Wed May 16, 2012 8:05 pm

I suspect it's the guy with the swollen nuts.
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Postby notyou2 on Wed May 16, 2012 8:22 pm

nagerous wrote:Who the bloody hell voted me? This thread is disturbing.


Did they leave a surprise for you? Get a DNA analysis if they did and you will have your answer. If the sperm count is low, it was probably uncle Saxi.
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Postby shieldgenerator7 on Wed May 16, 2012 8:27 pm

I voted symmetry's because I heard his underwear is symmetrical and I hate wearing underwear when the holes are bigger than the other one.
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Postby 2dimes on Wed May 16, 2012 9:11 pm

Humans find undergarments more comfortable if the leg holes are smaller than the waist band.
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Postby saxitoxin on Thu May 17, 2012 12:18 am

IT'S NOW THE RUN-OFF BETWEEN THE TWO LARGEST VOTE-GETTERS: NAGEROUS AND CHERRY PEPSI!

For the Run-Off, I'll provide some more background details on this fantasy. I mean scenario.

In the scenario you will receive fourteen laundered pairs of the underwear of the person you select. Each pair will have been worn by them five times for eight hours each time. These will be the only undergarments you will be permitted to wear for one year. You may wash them yourself at your leisure throughout the year. While you are required to do this and cannot opt-out, it is not without benefit to you as you will receive a C$45 Zellers gift card at the end of the year.
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Postby squishyg on Thu May 17, 2012 12:39 am

i vote nagerous. because at least the underwear exists.
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Postby 2dimes on Thu May 17, 2012 1:24 am

This is tough. Last time I borrowed clothes off cherry Pepsi none of it fit right, but nag seems pretty possessive. I don't want to be yelled at any more than I have to be.
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Postby shieldgenerator7 on Thu May 17, 2012 9:16 am

nag just to make him feel weird. i don't trust pepsi enough to take her clothes

and zeller's? who goes to zellers? I'd sell that gift card and spend it on amazon!

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