Who Should Self-Permaban: Woodruff or Saxi?

[Juan_Bottom]

Even when it was half a country, it's army can't be compared to the sacrifices and efforts of those who fight for freedom

Prepared to die for their people.... but not to invade another country just for bling. Even as a farmed-out satellite military of the American armed forces, the DDR must have been a bunch of faggots.

those who fight for freedom and democracy in Iraq and Afghanistan.

You mean the Iraqis and Afgahnis? Because the American's are the one's who have set up a satellite nation with permanent basing and veto powers over the central government. I guess it depends on how you define Freedom. I define it in the same sense of the Freedoms that I enjoy. I guess. Furthermore, we only got this far into Iraq by our Military's policy (UK too)of specifically targeting Iraqi children for genocide. I've been over this.
Sure we got ride of Saddam, but we didn't do it out of the kindness of our hearts or any power he held over us. We did it all for the nookie.

but you still can't produce a simple bumpersticker that says you support what Woodruff does.

I'm pretty sure the Air Force doesn't even support what he does here. You can support an Ideal, but to support any individuals that encompass it unconditionally is a fault of the heart and of the mind.

I can't fall in with the idea that a member of the military isn't welcome in this forum.

What about those guys who raped and killed that 14 year old Iraqi girl. The military is always welcome, however jerkholes will not be tolerated by me.

You should edit the title as well as the poll next time people call you out on insulting our soldiers.

[muy_thaiguy]

Who the hell is Snow Patrol and Vampire weekend?

FAIL!

[Symmetry]

You should edit the title as well as the poll next time people call you out on insulting our soldiers.

So you're quite happy that he reversed the names on the poll as soon as it went against him solely to target a serving member of the armed forces in a way that demands exclusion from a public forum?

[saxitoxin]

You should edit the title as well as the poll next time people call you out on insulting our soldiers.

So you're quite happy that he reversed the names on the poll as soon as it went against him solely to target a serving member of the armed forces in a way that demands exclusion from a public forum?

Excuse me, this vote is perfectly fair. I am using the same standards of auditing as was previously employed by the Central Elections Tribunal of the DDR which helps ensure total transparency and accountability in the electoral process.

Thanks, Symmetry!
- Saxi

[Woodruff]

Due to longstanding animosity Woodruff and I have come to an understanding: one of us will voluntarily quit the boards in perpetuity. Woodruff has suggested, and I have agreed, that whichever of us loses this vote will forever leave the boards (in Woodruff's case he'll be forever leaving the boards for a second time).

Vote only once. The referendum will run for 5 days.

It is pretty funny how our names are changing positions. How does that happen, I wonder?

[Juan_Bottom]

So you're quite happy that he reversed the names on the poll as soon as it went against him solely to target a serving member of the armed forces in a way that demands exclusion from a public forum?

It's a violation of Federal Law here in America to discriminate or attack someone because of a federal job. This is protection extended to our Military too.
Can you show that he did it because he is targeting the military. Or is Woodruff's service unrelated to Saxi changing the votes? Because I think that Woodruff's CC douchbaggery is unrelated to his service. And I think his douchbaggery is why Saxi is why at him now. Also, I didn't know that you could change the placement of options once they were voted on.

[Woodruff]

So you're quite happy that he reversed the names on the poll as soon as it went against him solely to target a serving member of the armed forces in a way that demands exclusion from a public forum?

It's a violation of Federal Law here in America to discriminate or attack someone because of a federal job. This is protection extended to our Military too.
Can you show that he did it because he is targeting the military. Or is Woodruff's service unrelated to Saxi changing the votes? Because I think that Woodruff's CC douchbaggery is unrelated to his service. And I think his douchbaggery is why Saxi is why at him now. Also, I didn't know that you could change the placement of options once they were voted on.

Naw, Saxi's at me because of his douchbaggery. My own douchbaggery is irrelevant. <chuckle>

[Symmetry]

You should edit the title as well as the poll next time people call you out on insulting our soldiers.

So you're quite happy that he reversed the names on the poll as soon as it went against him solely to target a serving member of the armed forces in a way that demands exclusion from a public forum?

Excuse me, this vote is perfectly fair. I am using the same standards of auditing as was previously employed by the Central Elections Tribunal of the DDR which helps ensure total transparency and accountability in the electoral process.

Thanks, Symmetry!
- Saxi

As per your request, I will temporarily excuse you. As in previous conversations, please call me Sym, or by my full title Magister Symmetry.

Sym

[saxitoxin]

Attention - If Saxi wins the vote everyone on CC may or may not receive a $10 iTunes gift card!

[saxitoxin]

or by my full title Magister Symmetry.

Sym

This is ConquerClub, not Dungeons & Dragons.

Thank you,
STX

[Juan_Bottom]

On an unrelated note, I am about to set a personal record for hours stayed awake.

iTunes you say? Could you 'maybe or maybe not' make that a Subway card?

[Symmetry]

Attention - If Saxi wins the vote everyone on CC may or may not receive a $10 iTunes gift card!

Is that if you get more votes or fewer votes? And will you switch the polls again?

Can I just get the 10 bucks now and go back to annoying Army of Nobunaga?

[Woodruff]

Attention - If Saxi wins the vote everyone on CC may or may not receive a $10 iTunes gift card!

Will I get or not get my $10 iTunes gift card before or after I may or may not self-permaban?

[saxitoxin]

Attention - If Saxi wins the vote everyone on CC may or may not receive a $10 iTunes gift card!

Is that if you get more votes or fewer votes? And will you switch the polls again?

Can I just get the 10 bucks now and go back to annoying Army of Nobunaga?

ANYONE WHO SPREADS FALSE RUMORS REGARDING THE VALIDITY OF THE VOTE WILL HAVE THEIR VOTE INVALIDATED FOR COMPROMISING THE INTEGRITY OF THE ELECTORAL PROCESS.

Signed in My Hand,
STX
Elections Ombudsman

[jefjef]

Attention - If Saxi wins the vote everyone on CC may or may not receive a $10 iTunes gift card!

Is that if you get more votes or fewer votes? And will you switch the polls again?

Can I just get the 10 bucks now and go back to annoying Army of Nobunaga?

I may or may not make sure you get that $10 if you do go annoy Army of nobuses.

Thanks!

[Symmetry]

or by my full title Magister Symmetry.

Sym

This is ConquerClub, not Dungeons & Dragons.

Thank you,
STX

Dear Saxi,

After all we've been through together. After all the arguments, the trading of insults, the matching of wits... has it really come to this?

"This is ConquerClub, not Dungeons & Dragons". It seems beneath you. It's perhaps the most insulting post I've ever received as a reply from you. I always expected you to do your best, but this was frankly lazy. As if you had no respect for me at all, and just threw out the first thing that came into your head. That cuts deeply. Deeper than any "your an idiot" post by a lesser member of the forum. Deeper than any insult against my avatar. Deeper, even, than a suggestion that I'm a special form of racist.

No, Saxi, this has been the most hurtful. You essentially cut me off. A "f*ck you symmetry" would have been easier to take, and more familiar, but this...? Couldn't you at least have threatened to report me? Where was the reference to Tecate?

"Dungeons & Dragons"? I have to ask, have you lost all self respect? Or is it really the case that you have so little respect for me and my posts, after all this time, that you'd throw out a lazy reference that might not even be accurate. Is Magister even a Dungeon's & Dragons term? I don't know.

What happened? What changed? Why do you hate our troops so much?

Magister Symmetry (Sym)

[natty dread]

Nooo! I don't want either of you to leave the forums. Can't you just get along in the name of tolerance and equality and all that shit that saxi usually preaches?

[saxitoxin]

or by my full title Magister Symmetry.

Sym

This is ConquerClub, not Dungeons & Dragons.

Thank you,
STX

Dear Saxi,

After all we've been through together. After all the arguments, the trading of insults, the matching of wits... has it really come to this?

"This is ConquerClub, not Dungeons & Dragons". It seems beneath you. It's perhaps the most insulting post I've ever received as a reply from you. I always expected you to do your best, but this was frankly lazy. As if you had no respect for me at all, and just threw out the first thing that came into your head. That cuts deeply. Deeper than any "your an idiot" post by a lesser member of the forum. Deeper than any insult against my avatar. Deeper, even, than a suggestion that I'm a special form of racist.

No, Saxi, this has been the most hurtful. You essentially cut me off. A "f*ck you symmetry" would have been easier to take, and more familiar, but this...? Couldn't you at least have threatened to report me? Where was the reference to Tecate?

"Dungeons & Dragons"? I have to ask, have you lost all self respect? Or is it really the case that you have so little respect for me and my posts, after all this time, that you'd throw out a lazy reference that might not even be accurate. Is Magister even a Dungeon's & Dragons term? I don't know.

What happened? What changed? Why do you hate our troops so much?

Magister Symmetry (Sym)

Wait - who are you again?

[Woodruff]

Nooo! I don't want either of you to leave the forums. Can't you just get along in the name of tolerance and equality and all that shit that saxi usually preaches?

I'm not leaving until the good and just leaders of this great site (a group which certainly does not include saxitoxin) force me to leave, because saxitoxin clearly isn't interested in buying my vote.

[notyou2]

Nooo! I don't want either of you to leave the forums. Can't you just get along in the name of tolerance and equality and all that shit that saxi usually preaches?

I agreen with Natty. Isn't there room for both of your opinions on this site no matter how demented or misguided they are?

And Saxi, I am ashamed of youfor not upholding your trademark rainbow love and tolerance.

I opt out of this vote.

[saxitoxin]

Nooo! I don't want either of you to leave the forums. Can't you just get along in the name of tolerance and equality and all that shit that saxi usually preaches?

I agreen with Natty. Isn't there room for both of your opinions on this site no matter how demented or misguided they are?

And Saxi, I am ashamed of youfor not upholding your trademark rainbow love and tolerance.

I opt out of this vote.

MAY I remind you that this entire vote was Woodruff's idea? I pleaded with him not to do it, but he insisted.

[muy_thaiguy]

Attention - If Saxi wins the vote everyone on CC may or may not receive a $10 iTunes gift card!

I don't use I-Tunes.
DISCRIMINATION! DISCRIMINATION!

[Woodruff]

Nooo! I don't want either of you to leave the forums. Can't you just get along in the name of tolerance and equality and all that shit that saxi usually preaches?

I agreen with Natty. Isn't there room for both of your opinions on this site no matter how demented or misguided they are?

And Saxi, I am ashamed of youfor not upholding your trademark rainbow love and tolerance.

I opt out of this vote.

MAY I remind you that this entire vote was Woodruff's idea? I pleaded with him not to do it, but he insisted.

So THAT'S why it was you that initiated it...I was wondering why that was.

[Gypsys Kiss]

Nooo! I don't want either of you to leave the forums. Can't you just get along in the name of tolerance and equality and all that shit that saxi usually preaches?

I agreen with Natty. Isn't there room for both of your opinions on this site no matter how demented or misguided they are?

And Saxi, I am ashamed of youfor not upholding your trademark rainbow love and tolerance.

I opt out of this vote.

MAY I remind you that this entire vote was Woodruff's idea? I pleaded with him not to do it, but he insisted.

You know, there is another alternative......

[saxitoxin]

Nooo! I don't want either of you to leave the forums. Can't you just get along in the name of tolerance and equality and all that shit that saxi usually preaches?

I agreen with Natty. Isn't there room for both of your opinions on this site no matter how demented or misguided they are?

And Saxi, I am ashamed of youfor not upholding your trademark rainbow love and tolerance.

I opt out of this vote.

MAY I remind you that this entire vote was Woodruff's idea? I pleaded with him not to do it, but he insisted.

You know, there is another alternative......

reported for inciting suicide