Sexiest Rivalry on Conquer Club

by **Lootifer** on Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:15 pm

Sym has won my vote.

Also give me a new partner; the thing with sam is like a quicky in the bathroom with some disco-biscuit popping psychology undergrad. Not even worthy of the title one night stand.

by **Symmetry** on Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:28 pm

Lootifer wrote:Sym has won my vote.

Also give me a new partner; the thing with sam is like a quicky in the bathroom with some disco-biscuit popping psychology undergrad. Not even worthy of the title one night stand.

It's easy to win these things. Saxitoxin and Nietzsche have nothing to say anymore apart from desperate polls comparing other posters, I try to throw them a bone from time to time.

They shouldn't starve, after all.

by **Haggis_McMutton** on Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:35 pm

Symmetry wrote:
Lootifer wrote:Sym has won my vote.

Also give me a new partner; the thing with sam is like a quicky in the bathroom with some disco-biscuit popping psychology undergrad. Not even worthy of the title one night stand.

It's easy to win these things. Saxitoxin and Nietzsche have nothing to say anymore apart from desperate polls comparing other posters, I try to throw them a bone from time to time.

They shouldn't starve, after all.

oooh, symm is trying to turn this into an orgy.

by **DoomYoshi** on Tue Nov 20, 2012 6:10 pm

pimpdave v reality is the sexiest one.

I miss him btw.

by **nietzsche** on Tue Nov 20, 2012 6:12 pm

Symmetry wrote:
Lootifer wrote:Sym has won my vote.

Also give me a new partner; the thing with sam is like a quicky in the bathroom with some disco-biscuit popping psychology undergrad. Not even worthy of the title one night stand.

It's easy to win these things. Saxitoxin and Nietzsche have nothing to say anymore apart from desperate polls comparing other posters, I try to throw them a bone from time to time.

They shouldn't starve, after all.

I'm glad you are back

by **Symmetry** on Tue Nov 20, 2012 10:29 pm

nietzsche wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Lootifer wrote:Sym has won my vote.

Also give me a new partner; the thing with sam is like a quicky in the bathroom with some disco-biscuit popping psychology undergrad. Not even worthy of the title one night stand.

It's easy to win these things. Saxitoxin and Nietzsche have nothing to say anymore apart from desperate polls comparing other posters, I try to throw them a bone from time to time.

They shouldn't starve, after all.

I'm glad you are back

Was i gone?

by **notyou2** on Tue Nov 20, 2012 10:45 pm

Phatty Woody....the names alone generate pictures of sexiness.

by **saxitoxin** on Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:47 pm

Just dropped nietzsche vs. funkeyterrance and replaced them with BBS vs. Metsfanmax. That's turning out to be HOT.

by **Phatscotty** on Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:32 pm

just jealous....

by **Metsfanmax** on Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:25 pm

Are candidates allowed to vote for themselves?

Asking for a friend.

by **jonesthecurl** on Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:41 pm

You have a friend?

by **jonesthecurl** on Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:45 pm

Symmetry wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Or "Boobies" without BBS.

Don't cheapen this.

Or "Cojones" without "jones".

by **Funkyterrance** on Thu Nov 29, 2012 5:33 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Of my personal rivalries, my favorite one is of me vs. gradybitches.

A lot of the banter is in the NFL subforum, but here's a good post: https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewt ... s#p3186757

of the ones in the OP, I'm stuck between j9b/natty and BBS/Sym. They're the most equal, in my opinion.

Who picks themselves as their favorite rivalry? That's just poor.
I picked AoG vs. Sully since AoG is the total polar opposite and any argument would end in up Sully making Aog his biotch. I just love it because who plays the man in that relationship is so blatantly obvious its perfection. Sully is such a beast and Aog such a ponce that you can't help but admire the stark beauty of a sledgehammer smashing a trinket. Phew, I'm getting all hot in the biscuits just thinking about it...