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Re: FUN Question

Postby DoomYoshi on Thu Feb 27, 2014 8:20 pm

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Re: FUN Question

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Feb 27, 2014 9:07 pm

You're sexier than Lootifer.
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Re: FUN Question

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Feb 27, 2014 9:08 pm

Three answers already?

Okay, next question:
What's the weirdest thing you ever ate/drank/smoked to get high?
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Re: FUN Question

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Feb 27, 2014 9:11 pm

nietzsche's semen
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Re: FUN Question

Postby 2dimes on Thu Feb 27, 2014 9:46 pm

Home made whiskey. Put it in rootbeer.
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Re: FUN Question

Postby crispybits on Fri Feb 28, 2014 3:33 am

half a dozen caffeine pills ater a 36 hour fast - blimey they worked too!
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Re: FUN Question

Postby nietzsche on Fri Feb 28, 2014 4:43 am

Why did saxi cross the road?
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Re: FUN Question

Postby clangfield on Fri Feb 28, 2014 4:46 am

nietzsche wrote:Why did saxi cross the road?

Because it was a Catholic road?
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Re: FUN Question

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Feb 28, 2014 4:48 am

He was trying to catch the chicken!
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Re: FUN Question

Postby notyou2 on Fri Feb 28, 2014 7:22 am

His pants were on the other side.
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Re: FUN Question

Postby notyou2 on Fri Feb 28, 2014 7:23 am

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Next question.

What is the strangest situation you have ever been in?
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Re: FUN Question

Postby Lord Arioch on Fri Feb 28, 2014 7:28 am

Invited to a dinner at a UN summit in Copenhagen... sat next to some serious diplomats and a stunningly beutiful indian princess, got drunk as hell cause the booze were free, smoked funny stuff with a german diplomat at the toilett and dicussed communism in asia with a head of state from malaysia...

after it all i got interwieved by an anarchist newspaper from scottland:)

ended up spending a weekend in christiania denmark... came back to sweden with a hangover from GOD:)

Bu hell it was fun!
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Re: FUN Question

Postby mrswdk on Fri Feb 28, 2014 7:39 am

A few years ago I randomly bumped into a guy I knew from high school (a quiet, slightly nerdy guy who'd been in the same grade as me) in a nightclub in a different city. We spent some time drinking together, then later went back to my house with a random girl we'd met in the same club and Eiffel Towered her.

The weirdest moment was probably sitting on my sofa, watching this little nerd I hadn't seen since high school whip his trousers off and start jacking off over a butt naked girl on my bed, but that's really just the tip of a whole iceberg of weirdness.
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Re: FUN Question

Postby 2dimes on Fri Feb 28, 2014 10:34 am

I may have to come back when I remember something better. I used to create the strangest situation for other people as often as I could especially during my "drinking for sport" days.

I'm going to go with this one for now.

My Cousin and our Uncle ( the half brother of my Dad and his Mom. ) went drinking. After the bars closed. My cousin asked around and found an after hours club. We went there. My cousin was a bus driver and started talking with a guy there about how immigrant Chinese people shouldn't have senior's bus passes. The guy told him off saying, "I've got no time for racists." Then explained to me I shouldn't hang out with my cousin, "You're too good for him." I defended him partially because I was loaded. We got separated and I went home via city light rail train with no ticket and a fair amount of walking. The next morning my friend picked me and my brother up for school. When we arrived I realized I was still fairly drunk so I took the train home again.

There was a few times minor things happened, like after work going for a couple beers turned into waking up in my car where it was parked, going to people's houses I did not know very well. I did not think they were very good stories though.

Once I had been talking to a guy I worked with about being a Christian, about two years after I had started to go to Church and him noticing I seemed like the Mormon guy from another department at work. My wanting to be "normal" eventually lead to a night of moderate drinking at the bikini bar near work then everyone going to another work mate's place, culminating in knocking a line of coke onto his sweat pants because I did not want to partake.
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Re: FUN Question

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Feb 28, 2014 4:26 pm

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Stats? (height/weight/hair-eye color, etc.)
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Re: FUN Question

Postby notyou2 on Fri Feb 28, 2014 5:01 pm

Lemme guess.

You are 5'1", 289 lbs, blond with pink highlights, blue eyes verging on indigo, etc
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Re: FUN Question

Postby betiko on Fri Feb 28, 2014 8:19 pm

Saxi is 1'75, 65kg dark hair with a few white ones and olive coloured eyes
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Re: FUN Question

Postby 2dimes on Fri Feb 28, 2014 9:18 pm

This isn't the county fair. He asked you a question.

6'1"/just under 250lbs/salt-n-pepper in the back and sides/blue/nearly 15 erect
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Re: FUN Question

Postby notyou2 on Fri Feb 28, 2014 9:44 pm

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What was the most traumatic event in your life.
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Feb 28, 2014 10:32 pm

Reported!
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Re: FUN Question

Postby betiko on Fri Feb 28, 2014 11:30 pm

2dimes wrote:This isn't the county fair. He asked you a question.

6'1"/just under 250lbs/salt-n-pepper in the back and sides/blue/nearly 15 erect


holy crap; you do like your poutine!!! :oops:

there! traumatic :shock:
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Feb 28, 2014 11:52 pm

It was mostly whoppers, pop, pizza, sushi, beer, roast chicken, Chinese food, pho, donair... oversized portions!

I've lost around 44 pounds of awesome in the last few years.
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Re: FUN Question

Postby mrswdk on Sat Mar 01, 2014 12:24 am

Being made to relive the most traumatic experience of my life online.
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Re: FUN Question

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sat Mar 01, 2014 8:55 am

mrswdk wrote:Being made to relive the most traumatic experience of my life online.


You were fondled as a little girl.

Or as a little girl, you were fondled?
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Re: FUN Question

Postby nietzsche on Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:08 pm

Stop trolling saxi's thread.
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