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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Jan 30, 2012 1:34 am

The above is not a DMP. I motion to have him strung from his balls. I sincerely hope I can make lame reports and bog down the mods with this Serious Business.



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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby Lootifer on Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:20 pm

See now bearing that in mind, HOW DO YOU NOT LIKE DUBSTEP?!?!

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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Jan 30, 2012 11:02 pm

Did he manage to get his foot stuck in the front wheel and then flip over?
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby Lootifer on Mon Jan 30, 2012 11:14 pm

Hrmm I dont think so, that black smudge could be one of his shoes but it would be pretty hard to do. The reason he is so close to the front wheel with his legs in a funny spot is the momentum of him ploughing towards the front of the bike from the initial flip.

I'd say the initial flip came from an unseen object hit because water was covering it.
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby notyou2 on Tue Jan 31, 2012 7:49 pm

My guess is a passenger on the bus stuck his umbrella in the guys spokes. Sue the bus company. Oh wait, probably isn't America.
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby perchorin on Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:08 pm

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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby john9blue on Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:33 pm

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i've been staring at this for 30 seconds and can't figure it out.

is the "14" supposed to stand for "LA" making the shirt read "hula"?
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby daddy1gringo on Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:55 pm

Timminz wrote:Image
Well I don't know what VOL was talking about, but I do wish the person who made the poster had said "movies" instead of "books". It's the Twilight movies that were teeny-bop crap. The books were actually interesting, taking the idea of vampires and flipping it around, considering some interesting "what if"s. Stephanie Meyer is good at that.

I do agree about the opening sequence of "UP' though: awesomely well done, and extremely moving.
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby Serbia on Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:56 pm

john9blue wrote:
perchorin wrote:Image


i've been staring at this for 30 seconds and can't figure it out.

is the "14" supposed to stand for "LA" making the shirt read "hula"?


What base is Hu on?
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby Evil Semp on Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:03 pm

Serbia wrote:
john9blue wrote:
perchorin wrote:Image


i've been staring at this for 30 seconds and can't figure it out.

is the "14" supposed to stand for "LA" making the shirt read "hula"?


What base is Hu on?


Hu's on first.
I don't know.
Third base.

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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby john9blue on Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:05 pm

hu = who?

a homophone joke eh?

edit: oh yeah the old abbott/costello sketch. saw that a long time ago.
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby daddy1gringo on Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:08 pm

john9blue wrote:
perchorin wrote:Image


i've been staring at this for 30 seconds and can't figure it out.

is the "14" supposed to stand for "LA" making the shirt read "hula"?

Answer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejweI0EQpX8
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby Timminz on Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:45 pm

One of the greatest comedy bits of all time.
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby perchorin on Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:55 pm

Timminz wrote:One of the greatest comedy bits of all time.

definitely
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby Lootifer on Wed Feb 01, 2012 3:55 pm

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Checking out the customer reviews for the book on Amazon.

Postby 2dimes on Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:15 pm

Lootifer wrote:Image

Added bonus link so you don't have to do any work.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+are+these+str ... uit+salad+
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Re: Checking out the customer reviews for the book on Amazon

Postby notyou2 on Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:49 pm

2dimes wrote:
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Added bonus link so you don't have to do any work.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+are+these+str ... uit+salad+


SPOILER ALERT
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Well worth it.

Postby 2dimes on Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:59 pm

What spoiler?
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby Phatscotty on Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:55 pm

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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby natty dread on Sat Feb 04, 2012 12:22 pm

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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby Swimmerdude99 on Sat Feb 04, 2012 2:45 pm

Hahahahaa I love that, that is epic.
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby tdans on Sat Feb 04, 2012 9:46 pm

Good one Natty! :P
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby Phatscotty on Mon Feb 06, 2012 1:50 am

i think this belongs in the anti-humor thread.
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby Juan_Bottom on Mon Feb 06, 2012 1:56 am

Phatscotty wrote:i think this belongs in the anti-humor thread.

Think TOYOTA versus GENERAL MOTORS and then you'll laugh.
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Re: Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby natty dread on Mon Feb 06, 2012 2:33 am

Bleh, political. Post it in the political dmp:s thread, not here.
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