Get to Know an OT Regular

[muy_thaiguy]

Tits or ass?
I don't like to objectify women.

AOG or saxi?
They are both wonderful human beings. I'm glad I was given the chance to meet them here. I hope we can stay friends for many years.

Futbol or football?
We use Futbol in Spanish but they mean the same thing. No change in meaning was intended when the spelling was changed to coincide with Spanish phonetics.

Texas or Tejas?
You mean what's the right spelling? I believe it's Texas.

Sofia Vergara or Cote DePablo?
I haven't had a chance to meet them. I bet they're both wonderful persons.

Finally,
Who hijacked your account?

If the answer is "No one" than;
Are you drunk, high, suffering from a concussion, or some combination of those?

[tzor]

I heard a rumor (actually it came on my wall) that it was my turn to ask five questions to blackdragon1661

1. Do you prefer sequential or freestyle games?
2. What's it like living in a "flyover state?" Do that many planes really fly overhead?
3. Do you play any sports (like hockey)?
4. I see you are thinking of Mechanical Engineering? Have you considered "going east" to attend college (R.P.I. perhaps?)
5. Is Iowa currently implementing "Common Crud Core" and if so what is your experience with it?

Wait a second, you mean this wasn't supposed to be a chance for me to recruit the best hockey player for the Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute's class of 2023?

[saxitoxin]

We are moving on to Round 5 while we await the arrival of blackdragon.

Round 5
Serbia questions Mr Adams

[Serbia]

Mr. Adams, your questions follow:

1) I have always been under the impression that you are an old guy. By old, I mean nearing 50. Your profile, however, says you are a mere 23 years old. Is this a lie? And if so, please explain why you feel the need to lie.

2) Are you still intrigued by African politics? I am making reference to this thread. Also, if you will, please give an accounting why you were so moved to share this story with us, your fellow Conquer Club members.

3) If you had to choose between being sexually violated by a man for a period of 60 minutes, but otherwise unharmed, or being mauled so severely by a chimpanzee that you suffered such complete damage to your penis that it needed to be permanently amputated, which fate would you choose, and why?

4) What qualities are you looking for in a romantic companion? By "romantic companion", I'm trying to leave all options on the table, depending on what you're looking for, whether it's a steady boy/girlfriend, spouse, or simply a fuck-buddy. If it suits you, you can describe in detail any and all options, not limited to only choices I've described.

5) What first brought you to Conquer Club, and what keeps you returning?

Bollocks.

[saxitoxin]

1) I have always been under the impression that you are an old guy. By old, I mean nearing 50. Your profile, however, says you are a mere 23 years old.

3) If you had to choose between being sexually violated by a man for a period of 60 minutes, but otherwise unharmed, or being mauled so severely by a chimpanzee that you suffered such complete damage to your penis that it needed to be permanently amputated, which fate would you choose, and why?

4) What qualities are you looking for in a romantic companion?

DON'T USE THE "GET TO KNOW" THREAD TO TRY TO GET DATES. THANK YOU.

[nietzsche]

Tits or ass?
I don't like to objectify women.

AOG or saxi?
They are both wonderful human beings. I'm glad I was given the chance to meet them here. I hope we can stay friends for many years.

Futbol or football?
We use Futbol in Spanish but they mean the same thing. No change in meaning was intended when the spelling was changed to coincide with Spanish phonetics.

Texas or Tejas?
You mean what's the right spelling? I believe it's Texas.

Sofia Vergara or Cote DePablo?
I haven't had a chance to meet them. I bet they're both wonderful persons.

Finally,
Who hijacked your account?

If the answer is "No one" than;
Are you drunk, high, suffering from a concussion, or some combination of those?

Nobody, I have multiple personalities if that's what you're asking.

[Phatscotty]

1) I have always been under the impression that you are an old guy. By old, I mean nearing 50. Your profile, however, says you are a mere 23 years old.

3) If you had to choose between being sexually violated by a man for a period of 60 minutes, but otherwise unharmed, or being mauled so severely by a chimpanzee that you suffered such complete damage to your penis that it needed to be permanently amputated, which fate would you choose, and why?

4) What qualities are you looking for in a romantic companion?

DON'T USE THE "GET TO KNOW" THREAD TO TRY TO GET DATES. THANK YOU.

Also,

2) Are you still intrigued by African politics? I am making reference to this thread.

still waiting fo and answer from Baron

[Serbia]

1) I have always been under the impression that you are an old guy. By old, I mean nearing 50. Your profile, however, says you are a mere 23 years old.

3) If you had to choose between being sexually violated by a man for a period of 60 minutes, but otherwise unharmed, or being mauled so severely by a chimpanzee that you suffered such complete damage to your penis that it needed to be permanently amputated, which fate would you choose, and why?

4) What qualities are you looking for in a romantic companion?

DON'T USE THE "GET TO KNOW" THREAD TO TRY TO GET DATES. THANK YOU.

EXCUSE ME, but that isn't in the rules stated in the OP.

Bollocks.

[tzor]

DON'T USE THE "GET TO KNOW" THREAD TO TRY TO GET DATES. THANK YOU.

Wait a second ... do you mean I can recruit potential hockey players for R.P.I. but Serbia can't recruit a date?

[saxitoxin]

DON'T USE THE "GET TO KNOW" THREAD TO TRY TO GET DATES. THANK YOU.

Wait a second ... do you mean I can recruit potential hockey players for R.P.I. but Serbia can't recruit a date?

Serbia is a married man. I'm trying to uphold traditional values. In that spirit, recruiting hockey players is okay. Recruiting ultimate frisbee players would NOT BE TOLERATED.

[saxitoxin]

Mr Adams declines to respond. Therefore, Falkomagno will answer Serbia's questions. Does it matter they won't all make sense for Falko to answer? No.

Mr. Adams, your questions follow:

1) I have always been under the impression that you are an old guy. By old, I mean nearing 50. Your profile, however, says you are a mere 23 years old. Is this a lie? And if so, please explain why you feel the need to lie.

2) Are you still intrigued by African politics? I am making reference to this thread. Also, if you will, please give an accounting why you were so moved to share this story with us, your fellow Conquer Club members.

3) If you had to choose between being sexually violated by a man for a period of 60 minutes, but otherwise unharmed, or being mauled so severely by a chimpanzee that you suffered such complete damage to your penis that it needed to be permanently amputated, which fate would you choose, and why?

4) What qualities are you looking for in a romantic companion? By "romantic companion", I'm trying to leave all options on the table, depending on what you're looking for, whether it's a steady boy/girlfriend, spouse, or simply a fuck-buddy. If it suits you, you can describe in detail any and all options, not limited to only choices I've described.

5) What first brought you to Conquer Club, and what keeps you returning?

Bollocks.

[Serbia]

Mr Adams declines to respond. Therefore, Falkomagno will answer Serbia's questions. Does it matter they won't all make sense for Falko to answer? No.

Mr. Adams, your questions follow:

1) I have always been under the impression that you are an old guy. By old, I mean nearing 50. Your profile, however, says you are a mere 23 years old. Is this a lie? And if so, please explain why you feel the need to lie.

2) Are you still intrigued by African politics? I am making reference to this thread. Also, if you will, please give an accounting why you were so moved to share this story with us, your fellow Conquer Club members.

3) If you had to choose between being sexually violated by a man for a period of 60 minutes, but otherwise unharmed, or being mauled so severely by a chimpanzee that you suffered such complete damage to your penis that it needed to be permanently amputated, which fate would you choose, and why?

4) What qualities are you looking for in a romantic companion? By "romantic companion", I'm trying to leave all options on the table, depending on what you're looking for, whether it's a steady boy/girlfriend, spouse, or simply a fuck-buddy. If it suits you, you can describe in detail any and all options, not limited to only choices I've described.

5) What first brought you to Conquer Club, and what keeps you returning?

Bollocks.

Damn you! Had I known it was going to be Falko, I'd have come on stronger.

Bollocks.

[KoolBak]

So my turn to question RL.....not real familiar with the Schnitzel Bunny, but here goes...

1. What do you do for a living?

2. What Canadian products are you a big fan of ? (e.g. Labatts, poutine, free codeine, Tim Hortons, Crown Royale etc)

3. You claim you've been around since '07 yet da bunny says you joined in '14? Explain?

4. Prius or musclecar? Why?

5. What do you like most about CC? (Conquer Club AND Canadian Club)

6. If it's not too personal, married? Kids?

7. Where do you like to vacation and what is your favorite hobby?

[2dimes]

5 questions.

Did you steal "free codeine" from some welfare mom?

[KoolBak]

Whoops...only 5? Isn't that 7 in Canadian questions?

I thot you fellas could walk into any store and get codeine like skittles? Them there 222's?

[2dimes]

You have to buy them. Nothing is free including free healthcare. Though we did have a break on our premiums in Alberta for a while.

[Dukasaur]

Whoops...only 5? Isn't that 7 in Canadian questions?

I thot you fellas could walk into any store and get codeine like skittles? Them there 222's?

You can get T1s or 222s, in any pharmacy. They're not free, which I think was the word in your post that 2dimes was objecting to.

Yes, they're available without a prescription, but they're not on the shelf. You have to ask the pharmacist, and if he suspects you're just trying to get high he has to ask some questions, and can refuse to sell you the T1s.

T1s are limited to 8 mg of codeine. Anything stronger that that requires a prescription. It is possible to get high on T1s, but you need a lot of them. I had a junkie working for me once, he basically went through an entire bottle of T1s between breakfast and lunch. To get high without eating a bottle at a time you need T3s (or 292s) which are prescription only. Those have 30 mg of codeine.

T1s, T2s, T3s, etc. have the same amount of codeine as 222s, 282s, 292s, etc. The difference is that T-series (the T stands for Tylenol, and is commonly used even when generic pills are substituted) uses acetominophen as the base drug, while the 2x2 series uses aspirin as the base drug.

Prescription or not, they're not free. Plans vary by province, but generally speaking most Canadians have to pay for prescriptions. Free health care only refers to the doctors and nurses. Drugs and medical devices generally require payment, at least partial. Of course there are a wide variety of subsidies, for the elderly, for the unemployed, for the chronically-ill, etc., but this is true in the U.S. also.

[Falkomagno]

Mr Adams declines to respond. Therefore, Falkomagno will answer Serbia's questions. Does it matter they won't all make sense for Falko to answer? No.

Mr. Adams, your questions follow:

1) I have always been under the impression that you are an old guy. By old, I mean nearing 50. Your profile, however, says you are a mere 23 years old. Is this a lie? And if so, please explain why you feel the need to lie.

2) Are you still intrigued by African politics? I am making reference to this thread. Also, if you will, please give an accounting why you were so moved to share this story with us, your fellow Conquer Club members.

3) If you had to choose between being sexually violated by a man for a period of 60 minutes, but otherwise unharmed, or being mauled so severely by a chimpanzee that you suffered such complete damage to your penis that it needed to be permanently amputated, which fate would you choose, and why?

4) What qualities are you looking for in a romantic companion? By "romantic companion", I'm trying to leave all options on the table, depending on what you're looking for, whether it's a steady boy/girlfriend, spouse, or simply a fuck-buddy. If it suits you, you can describe in detail any and all options, not limited to only choices I've described.

5) What first brought you to Conquer Club, and what keeps you returning?

Bollocks.

Lets get this done.

1. It is a lie indeed, but an innocent one. Its because dyslexia, as I am actually 32. Getting the impression of being 50 however, it can only be attributed of being raised in a house with a lot of books, plus a liberal attitude towards life which allowed me to get different experiences at early years. Or maybe its just because the "Mr" in the username, what the heck I know.

2. More than African politics I am more concerned about geography. I think the recent creation of the South Sudan country is not represented in any of the actual maps of the world in this site. Shame on you.

3. No doubt the first one. Relax and enjoy. Later seek for vengeance.

4.The optimum romantic companion should be a group of females with different categories and with an harmonic interaction among themselves. I'm thinking in a polygamous relation, where one woman can have strong leadership and organizational skills in charge of practicalities, another one specialized in giving sexual pleasure and hedonistic matters, another one very intelligent to have deep conversations and discuss more abstract matters, plus a less fix woman who keep the novelty and that should be replaced every period of time.

5. The game itself, I like maps and countries. Keeps me coming the Forum I think. You guys are great.


What do I win?

[Serbia]

Mr Adams declines to respond. Therefore, Falkomagno will answer Serbia's questions. Does it matter they won't all make sense for Falko to answer? No.

Mr. Adams, your questions follow:

1) I have always been under the impression that you are an old guy. By old, I mean nearing 50. Your profile, however, says you are a mere 23 years old. Is this a lie? And if so, please explain why you feel the need to lie.

2) Are you still intrigued by African politics? I am making reference to this thread. Also, if you will, please give an accounting why you were so moved to share this story with us, your fellow Conquer Club members.

3) If you had to choose between being sexually violated by a man for a period of 60 minutes, but otherwise unharmed, or being mauled so severely by a chimpanzee that you suffered such complete damage to your penis that it needed to be permanently amputated, which fate would you choose, and why?

4) What qualities are you looking for in a romantic companion? By "romantic companion", I'm trying to leave all options on the table, depending on what you're looking for, whether it's a steady boy/girlfriend, spouse, or simply a fuck-buddy. If it suits you, you can describe in detail any and all options, not limited to only choices I've described.

5) What first brought you to Conquer Club, and what keeps you returning?

Bollocks.

Lets get this done.

1. It is a lie indeed, but an innocent one. Its because dyslexia, as I am actually 32. Getting the impression of being 50 however, it can only be attributed of being raised in a house with a lot of books, plus a liberal attitude towards life which allowed me to get different experiences at early years. Or maybe its just because the "Mr" in the username, what the heck I know.

2. More than African politics I am more concerned about geography. I think the recent creation of the South Sudan country is not represented in any of the actual maps of the world in this site. Shame on you.

3. No doubt the first one. Relax and enjoy. Later seek for vengeance.

4.The optimum romantic companion should be a group of females with different categories and with an harmonic interaction among themselves. I'm thinking in a polygamous relation, where one woman can have strong leadership and organizational skills in charge of practicalities, another one specialized in giving sexual pleasure and hedonistic matters, another one very intelligent to have deep conversations and discuss more abstract matters, plus a less fix woman who keep the novelty and that should be replaced every period of time.

5. The game itself, I like maps and countries. Keeps me coming the Forum I think. You guys are great.


What do I win?

+856.39 SaxiBucks. Excellent answers.

Bollocks.

[riskllama]

ok, i'm here. what questions?

[Dukasaur]

ok, i'm here. what questions?

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=211039&start=25#p4633903

[Phatscotty]

awarded to Saxitoxin! Congrats, the gods are all on your nuts

[saxitoxin]

Riskllama chose not to answer any questions and notyou2 chose not to ask any questions.

NEXT UP -

AndyDufresne questions crispybits

[nietzsche]

What a surprise.

We should stop enabling this little act of notyou2. His midlife crisis will not end up well if we continue to accept his little tantrums.

I say we have him banned from CC for a week or two so he can think aboot his actions. A little walk in the snow by himself would do him good.