Masturbation- is it wrong?

by **Hitman079** on Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:33 pm

thanks wicked

by **jiminski** on Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:10 pm

Neoteny wrote:
jiminski wrote:
Neoteny wrote:...... So what exactly is wrong with masturbation? Bonobos masturbate!

lot's of primates do.

but i think your answer bolsters the posters perception that allowing instincts to prevail is wrong.

I say there is nothing wrong with masturbation within a complex civilised world.

Can i ask, do you beleive in god Hitman.?
it may be the root of your disgust at the act... believing that the supreme being is watching you while you tug away can be a real dampener on sexual desire.

Guilt at personalised sexual pleasure is really not necessary.
There are not to many acts which have no adverse affect on anyone at all; that along with doing a crossword certainly do not.

Instincts are bad? Survival instinct? The instinct for love and companionship? Sex drive? You people confuse me...

i did not say instincts were bad.. maybe read my post again.. only if you are bored sometime of course!

by **Hitman079** on Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:24 pm

i'm sorry, but when i'm bored i will masturbate. there will be no reading of posts.

by **Neoteny** on Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:33 am

jiminski wrote:
Neoteny wrote:
jiminski wrote:
Neoteny wrote:...... So what exactly is wrong with masturbation? Bonobos masturbate!

lot's of primates do.

but i think your answer bolsters the posters perception that allowing instincts to prevail is wrong.

I say there is nothing wrong with masturbation within a complex civilised world.

Can i ask, do you beleive in god Hitman.?
it may be the root of your disgust at the act... believing that the supreme being is watching you while you tug away can be a real dampener on sexual desire.

Guilt at personalised sexual pleasure is really not necessary.
There are not to many acts which have no adverse affect on anyone at all; that along with doing a crossword certainly do not.

Instincts are bad? Survival instinct? The instinct for love and companionship? Sex drive? You people confuse me...

i did not say instincts were bad.. maybe read my post again.. only if you are bored sometime of course!

Ok, you're right, you didn't say it. My bad. Though I don't think I'm bolstering the perception. Those who already think that will take it that way. I'll offer this as a disclaimer:

Instincts are good!

by **Hitman079** on Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:47 pm

jiminski, yes, i am Christian.
i've never actually thought about being watched as i play the five-finger shuffle, but i'm still ashamed of it.

by **Wolverine Mutant** on Mon Oct 19, 2009 2:43 pm

debra79 wrote:How does engaging in masturbation equate to being a pedophile? I figure if you're too busy with your hand on your schlong you don't have time to defile innocent young children.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but it seems to me that this would be equivalent to saying that one bad thing is okay if it keeps you from something worse. This is assuming that Masturbation is wrong, of course (which I think it is).

by **Neoteny** on Mon Oct 19, 2009 2:47 pm

Wolverine Mutant wrote:
debra79 wrote:How does engaging in masturbation equate to being a pedophile? I figure if you're too busy with your hand on your schlong you don't have time to defile innocent young children.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but it seems to me that this would be equivalent to saying that one bad thing is okay if it keeps you from something worse. This is assuming that Masturbation is wrong, of course (which I think it is).

How telling is this bump? Are you a priest?

by **hecter** on Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:13 pm

I've masturbated 3 times today. All while watching a woman on webcam masturbate. If that's wrong, then I don't want to be right! Now if you excuse me, I have some cleaning up to do...

by **AlgyTaylor** on Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:33 pm

Depends on the situation.

Masturbating at home, in bed, in to a sock - fine
Masturbating bollock naked, in an aisle of your local supermarket, in front of yer granny - wrong

All depends on the situation.

by **Timminz** on Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:36 pm

Neoteny wrote:
Wolverine Mutant wrote:
debra79 wrote:How does engaging in masturbation equate to being a pedophile? I figure if you're too busy with your hand on your schlong you don't have time to defile innocent young children.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but it seems to me that this would be equivalent to saying that one bad thing is okay if it keeps you from something worse. This is assuming that Masturbation is wrong, of course (which I think it is).

How telling is this bump? Are you a priest?

Breaking News!!!

Hardcore Christian Finds Any Excuse He Can To Talk About Masturbation

Video at 11.

by **Wolverine Mutant** on Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:58 pm

Neoteny wrote:
Wolverine Mutant wrote:
debra79 wrote:How does engaging in masturbation equate to being a pedophile? I figure if you're too busy with your hand on your schlong you don't have time to defile innocent young children.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but it seems to me that this would be equivalent to saying that one bad thing is okay if it keeps you from something worse. This is assuming that Masturbation is wrong, of course (which I think it is).

How telling is this bump? Are you a priest?

I'm not sure I understand your first question.. :oops:

Timminz wrote:
Neoteny wrote:
Wolverine Mutant wrote:
debra79 wrote:How does engaging in masturbation equate to being a pedophile? I figure if you're too busy with your hand on your schlong you don't have time to defile innocent young children.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but it seems to me that this would be equivalent to saying that one bad thing is okay if it keeps you from something worse. This is assuming that Masturbation is wrong, of course (which I think it is).

How telling is this bump? Are you a priest?

Breaking News!!!

Hardcore Christian Finds Any Excuse He Can To Talk About Masturbation

Video at 11.

I'm not the only one talking about it. There's a greater number of non-Christians here, unless I am mistaken. Am I mistaken?

by **Neoteny** on Mon Oct 19, 2009 4:18 pm

It's not so much your religious persuasion, as your persuasion as it relates to this topic and the effort one imagines one must go through to find this particular thread, read it, and then reply to it.

by **jonesthecurl** on Mon Oct 19, 2009 4:21 pm

AlgyTaylor wrote:
Masturbating at home, in bed, in to a sock - fine
Masturbating bollock naked, in an aisle of your local supermarket, in front of yer granny - wrong

Damn.

by **Neoteny** on Mon Oct 19, 2009 4:30 pm

Neoteny wrote:It's not so much your religious persuasion, as your persuasion as it relates to this topic and the effort one imagines one must go through to find this particular thread, read it, and then reply to it.

It's ok, though: everybody does it.

by **nagerous** on Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:18 pm

Hardcore Christian bored.

Hardcore Christian searches on a forum for a online game for a thread on masturbation so he can post his petty-minded views on masturbation and hence annoy the 99.9% of the male wanking population.

Fail.

by **AAFitz** on Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:45 pm

Too often is not healthy... not often enough is not healthy....

Its really that simple.

unless of course you can have the real thing...which means masturbation is simply redundant, and like driving a smart car instead of a Porsche: Sometimes you just have to get somewhere, if a smart car is all you have, then drive away.

by **ronsizzle** on Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:47 pm

nagerous wrote:Hardcore Christian bored.

Hardcore Christian searches on a forum for a online game for a thread on masturbation so he can post his petty-minded views on masturbation and hence annoy the 99.9% of the male wanking population.

Fail.

yeah, i agree.

by **Coronaholic** on Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:07 pm

It depends on how often really.

by **Coronaholic** on Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:07 pm

Seconded

by **Wolverine Mutant** on Mon Oct 19, 2009 9:39 pm

Neoteny wrote:It's not so much your religious persuasion, as your persuasion as it relates to this topic and the effort one imagines one must go through to find this particular thread, read it, and then reply to it.

Good point. I didn't, actually, even know this thread existed until I saw a reference to it in another forum.
Thank you for your calm approach to explaining, as opposed to just slamming me. I appreciate it.

nagerous wrote:Hardcore Christian bored.

Hardcore Christian searches on a forum for a online game for a thread on masturbation so he can post his petty-minded views on masturbation and hence annoy the 99.9% of the male wanking population.

Fail.

Actually this topic was referenced in another forum, complete with a link, so I came and I posted. And since I posted, and everyone is replying to my post (even if just to slam me because I don't think the same way they do) I came back. *shrugs*

by **Skittles!** on Mon Oct 19, 2009 9:45 pm

hecter wrote:I've masturbated 3 times today. All while watching a woman on webcam masturbate. If that's wrong, then I don't want to be right! Now if you excuse me, I have some cleaning up to do...

I don't even wank once a week.

Teach me your ways!

by **AlgyTaylor** on Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:40 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
AlgyTaylor wrote:
Masturbating at home, in bed, in to a sock - fine
Masturbating bollock naked, in an aisle of your local supermarket, in front of yer granny - wrong

Damn.

Don't worry mate, sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. That overrides everything

by **MeDeFe** on Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:45 pm

Wolverine Mutant wrote:
Neoteny wrote:It's not so much your religious persuasion, as your persuasion as it relates to this topic and the effort one imagines one must go through to find this particular thread, read it, and then reply to it.

Good point. I didn't, actually, even know this thread existed until I saw a reference to it in another forum.
Thank you for your calm approach to explaining, as opposed to just slamming me. I appreciate it.

If you don't mind me asking: What other forum?

by **bedub1** on Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:50 pm

of course not

by **Gillipig** on Tue Oct 20, 2009 2:22 pm

debra79 wrote:What a freaking stupid thing to put in a movie
In answer to the question: Yes, it's dead wrong, and those who do it are going to go blind and straight to hell!