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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Mar 06, 2014 11:07 am

I was just on the website of the BBC, and I got this ad from the Irish Tourism Authority ...

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What do you suppose the creative director behind this ad was thinking when he made it? You have 578 pixels of space and you use 80% of it to slap up a grainy photo of a sketchy-looking guy with baggy eyes - possibly a serial killer - wearing a weird combination of hospital scrubs and a bike helmet. I feel like the ad copy, instead of reading "Click Here to Jump Into Ireland," could say "Come to Ireland for the Rape of a Lifetime."
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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby DoomYoshi on Thu Mar 06, 2014 11:14 am

Yes! Perfect!
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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Mar 06, 2014 12:10 pm

Ya might enjoy a good rape, sax. Don't be so judgmental,
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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:40 pm

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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby DoomYoshi on Thu Mar 06, 2014 5:19 pm

saxitoxin wrote:Image



I was clicking here but it didn't work 8-[
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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:05 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:
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I was clicking here but it didn't work 8-[


Are you sure? Have you checked all your orifices for bruising?
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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:43 pm

I prefer to get raped in Northern Ireland. They have better healthcare.
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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Aug 25, 2014 9:42 pm

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Winning.
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Re: Judge other posters by their advertisements

Postby notyou2 on Tue Aug 26, 2014 9:13 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:Image

Winning.


DY youze is now Merican.
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