Post a picture of yourself!

by **john9blue** on Tue Jun 21, 2011 10:58 pm

Army of GOD wrote:

photoshopped

notice how the basketball has no shadows or lighting effects

by **TheProwler** on Tue Jun 21, 2011 10:58 pm

AOG, that second pic is the "around the back, under the leg, left-handed layup", right? That was as fancy as I ever got. But I could shoot.

by **john9blue** on Tue Jun 21, 2011 10:59 pm

holy shit, prowler still posts?

by **Phatscotty** on Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:02 pm

Playing basketball in the dark is a good way to sprain your ankle.

by **Ace Rimmer** on Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:53 am

Phatscotty wrote:Playing basketball in the dark is a good way to sprain your ankle.

So is sex with AOG's mom.

by **notyou2** on Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:31 am

mpjh wrote:I see large numbers of men a not circumcised in Greece.

Wha........I don't even.......???????

by **TheProwler** on Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:57 am

Phatscotty wrote:Playing basketball in the dark is a good way to sprain your ankle.

He should be okay. As long as there aren't any cracks in the driveway or loose dirt....err. Nevermind.

by **Army of GOD** on Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:55 pm

TheProwler wrote:AOG, that second pic is the "around the back, under the leg, left-handed layup", right? That was as fancy as I ever got. But I could shoot.

You should know me by now. I'm shit with my left hand when going for lay ups. All of my between the legs shots are from left to right.

by **Serbia** on Wed Jun 22, 2011 6:19 pm

jakewilliams wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Playing basketball in the dark is a good way to sprain your ankle.

So is sex with Serbia's mom.

Fixed.

by **saxitoxin** on Wed Jun 22, 2011 6:33 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
TheProwler wrote:AOG, that second pic is the "around the back, under the leg, left-handed layup", right? That was as fancy as I ever got. But I could shoot.

You should know me by now. I'm shit with my left hand when going for lay ups. All of my between the legs shots are from left to right.

SAXI'S FUN CHALLENGE!

For a prize, rearrange any Army of God quote to make it more interesting. You can only use the words he originally wrote (no adding). Feel free to drop words at your leisure, though. The top 3 will win a game on Map Europa against Saxi! Entries close 72 hours from the date of this post so don't submit anything after that. To enter, send your submission - with a link to the original quote - to my PM-box.

Here's examples:

Army of God wrote:You should know between my legs now.

Army of God wrote:I'm shit with my left hand between me legs.

by **Army of GOD** on Wed Jun 22, 2011 6:36 pm

Army of GOD wrote:You should shit between my legs

by **notyou2** on Wed Jun 22, 2011 7:01 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Granny Smith sucks mah apples, that is so awesome. They are sour as tits and healthy as cunt, BBS mah boi. Mah apples are by far the best, already gave the reasons.

EDIT: http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=147664&p=3227727#p3227727

by **BigBallinStalin** on Wed Jun 22, 2011 7:29 pm

Army of GOD wrote:You should know me by now. All of my shit between my legs is from left to right.

by **john9blue** on Wed Jun 22, 2011 7:34 pm

Army of GOD wrote:now you know when all of the shit are going between my legs

by **zebraman** on Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:22 pm

Army of GOD wrote:For all you know, I'm going to shit from between my legs

by **Symmetry** on Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:26 pm

Original

by **InsomniaRed** on Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:06 pm

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1963606/

Go see The Amazing Spider-man when it comes out. It's the last movie I was in.

In case no one believed I was a girl.

by **john9blue** on Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:38 pm

InsomniaRed wrote:http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1963606/

Go see The Amazing Spider-man when it comes out. It's the last movie I was in.

In case no one believed I was a girl.