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Postby The Neon Peon on Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:37 pm

...is it so much to ask?
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Postby the.killing.44 on Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:39 pm

The Neon Peon wrote:...is it so much to ask?

wut ar you talkin baout is this some sorto flame i mean cmon you should be banned ofr htis just casue we dont ype as wel as some doesnt me an we shud be dicriminaded agenst
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Postby natty dread on Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:06 pm

The Neon Peon wrote:...is it so much to ask?


wake up, this is teh interwebs...
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Postby Mr Changsha on Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:10 pm

It all started to go wrong when we stopped labelling children as 'thick'. Now we say the little bastards are 'learning-challenged'.

My arse.

They are just plain thick.

And lazy to boot.

Make them do national service, shove them 'down pit', push them up chimneys and let them clean the streets or something but please, for the love of god, don't allow them to post their thoughts...

...they make we want to cut out my brain and throw it under a bus.
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Postby Army of GOD on Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:15 pm

Mr Changsha wrote:
...they make we want to cut out my brain and throw it under a bus.


First a rusty spoon to your eye and now this?!

You should really get checked out by a doctor or something...maybe you're suicidal. :-s
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Postby Mr Changsha on Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:22 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
Mr Changsha wrote:
...they make we want to cut out my brain and throw it under a bus.


First a rusty spoon to your eye and now this?!

You should really get checked out by a doctor or something...maybe you're suicidal. :-s


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I got more... ;)
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Postby The Neon Peon on Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:38 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
Mr Changsha wrote:
...they make we want to cut out my brain and throw it under a bus.


First a rusty spoon to your eye and now this?!

You should really get checked out by a doctor or something...maybe you're suicidal. :-s

It's part of his strategy: if all his opponents think he's about to perfume suicide and deadbeat, they are less likely to waste troops breaking his bonuses.
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Postby Army of GOD on Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:41 pm

Mr Changsha wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
Mr Changsha wrote:
...they make we want to cut out my brain and throw it under a bus.


First a rusty spoon to your eye and now this?!

You should really get checked out by a doctor or something...maybe you're suicidal. :-s


...strap a chunk of steak to my arse, jump into a shark-infested pool and scream like the banshee maniac I most certainly am "I think crocodiles are harder you great big jessies!!!"

I got more... ;)
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Postby targetman377 on Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:06 pm

hey wait you talking about me? well you best not be
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Postby jefjef on Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:52 pm

my speeling mite be not good but when the day is up and im ok.
This post was made by jefjef who should be on your ignore list.
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Postby colton24 on Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:54 pm

I deun't no what u is talking about on Sundey.
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Postby the.killing.44 on Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:55 pm

colton24 wrote:I deun't no what u is talking about on Sundey.

Would've been funnier if you had just posted like you normally do.
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Postby colton24 on Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:56 pm

the.killing.44 wrote:
colton24 wrote:I deun't no what u is talking about on Sundey.

Would've been funnier if you had just posted like you normally do.


You mean like this?

Or do u mean like dis?
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Postby Woodruff on Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:15 pm

the.killing.44 wrote:
colton24 wrote:I deun't no what u is talking about on Sundey.

Would've been funnier if you had just posted like you normally do.


I thought he did.
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Postby Robinette on Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:22 pm

The Neon Peon wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
Mr Changsha wrote:
...they make we want to cut out my brain and throw it under a bus.


First a rusty spoon to your eye and now this?!

You should really get checked out by a doctor or something...maybe you're suicidal. :-s


It's part of his strategy: if all his opponents think he's about to perfume suicide and deadbeat, they are less likely to waste troops breaking his bonuses.



Ahhh.......... unlike Channel No. 5, or even any decent Eau de Toilette, Le Perfume de L'Guerre has that woody scent with the aromatic compounds of war, synthesized odorants that send a compelling message to the brain to run, run away as fast as you can...
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Postby the.killing.44 on Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:25 pm

colton24 wrote:
the.killing.44 wrote:
colton24 wrote:I deun't no what u is talking about on Sundey.

Would've been funnier if you had just posted like you normally do.


You mean like this?

Or do u mean like dis?

No.

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Postby The Neon Peon on Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:04 pm

Robinette wrote:
The Neon Peon wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
Mr Changsha wrote:
...they make we want to cut out my brain and throw it under a bus.


First a rusty spoon to your eye and now this?!

You should really get checked out by a doctor or something...maybe you're suicidal. :-s


It's part of his strategy: if all his opponents think he's about to perfume suicide and deadbeat, they are less likely to waste troops breaking his bonuses.



Ahhh.......... unlike Channel No. 5, or even any decent Eau de Toilette, Le Perfume de L'Guerre has that woody scent with the aromatic compounds of war, synthesized odorants that send a compelling message to the brain to run, run away as fast as you can...

Serves me right for not double checking. lol. Nice catch.
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Postby Captain_Scarlet on Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:15 pm

the.killing.44 wrote:
colton24 wrote:I deun't no what u is talking about on Sundey.

Would've been funnier if you had just posted like you normally do.


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby neanderpaul14 on Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:19 pm

Hoo sez eye arnt git mee sum litricy........Ure awl gest purty ignant.
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Postby AAFitz on Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:08 am

Mr Changsha wrote:It all started to go wrong when we stopped labelling children as 'thick'. Now we say the little bastards are 'learning-challenged'.

My arse.

They are just plain thick.

And lazy to boot.

Make them do national service, shove them 'down pit', push them up chimneys and let them clean the streets or something but please, for the love of god, don't allow them to post their thoughts...

...they make we want to cut out my brain and throw it under a bus.


Not really the best thread to make a typo in. Or two.
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Postby Mr Changsha on Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:59 am

AAFitz wrote:
Mr Changsha wrote:It all started to go wrong when we stopped labelling children as 'thick'. Now we say the little bastards are 'learning-challenged'.

My arse.

They are just plain thick.

And lazy to boot.

Make them do national service, shove them 'down pit', push them up chimneys and let them clean the streets or something but please, for the love of god, don't allow them to post their thoughts...

...they make we want to cut out my brain and throw it under a bus.


Not really the best thread to make a typo in. Or two.


I'm a victim of the modern education system, Fitz.

That, and my parent's keyboard here in France. Absolutely horrible to type on.
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Postby xelabale on Wed Nov 11, 2009 3:13 pm

AAFitz wrote:
Mr Changsha wrote:It all started to go wrong when we stopped labelling children as 'thick'. Now we say the little bastards are 'learning-challenged'.

My arse.

They are just plain thick.

And lazy to boot.

Make them do national service, shove them 'down pit', push them up chimneys and let them clean the streets or something but please, for the love of god, don't allow them to post their thoughts...

...they make we want to cut out my brain and throw it under a bus.


Not really the best thread to make a typo in. Or two.

Of course, but using british english is a-ok, no?
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Postby the.killing.44 on Wed Nov 11, 2009 4:58 pm

Mr Changsha wrote:
AAFitz wrote:
Mr Changsha wrote:It all started to go wrong when we stopped labelling children as 'thick'. Now we say the little bastards are 'learning-challenged'.

My arse.

They are just plain thick.

And lazy to boot.

Make them do national service, shove them 'down pit', push them up chimneys and let them clean the streets or something but please, for the love of god, don't allow them to post their thoughts...

...they make we want to cut out my brain and throw it under a bus.


Not really the best thread to make a typo in. Or two.


I'm a victim of the modern education system, Fitz.

That, and my parent's keyboard here in France. Absolutely horrible to type on.

Parents' :twisted:
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Postby neanderpaul14 on Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:02 pm

Me fail English.......that's unpossible.


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Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:19 pm

the.killing.44 wrote:
Mr Changsha wrote:
AAFitz wrote:
Mr Changsha wrote:It all started to go wrong when we stopped labelling children as 'thick'. Now we say the little bastards are 'learning-challenged'.

My arse.

They are just plain thick.

And lazy to boot.

Make them do national service, shove them 'down pit', push them up chimneys and let them clean the streets or something but please, for the love of god, don't allow them to post their thoughts...

...they make we want to cut out my brain and throw it under a bus.


Not really the best thread to make a typo in. Or two.


I'm a victim of the modern education system, Fitz.

That, and my parent's keyboard here in France. Absolutely horrible to type on.

Parents' :twisted:


Couldn't it actually be only one parent? SURE! Perhaps, Mr. Changsha does not wish to disclose the identity of the parent, hmmm???
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