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Do you break the law?

 
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Re: Have you broken the law?

Postby eddie2 on Mon Apr 26, 2010 7:48 am

i hade a totally dumb one. was on my stag night was to pissed to get back into the club asked the boncers to get my jacket(keys and phone in it)they refused a copper asked me to move away so i sat on the step across the road to wait for some of the group i was with to coome out so they could get my coat. copper then tells me to move away i dont as needed keys to go home so he arrests me. i end up with Ā£350 pound for refusing to obey what a f~@ked up rule.

the other on was walking home pissed in a group of us singing got arrested for possibility to cause breach of the peace. another 200 down the drain trust me the cops over here are f@~ked in the head. dumb ass rules to follow.
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Re: Have you broken the law?

Postby Snorri1234 on Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:01 am

SultanOfSurreal wrote:I break the law every second of every day. i keep uTorrent running pretty much 24/7. unlike most pirates, i have the emotional maturity to admit that what i'm doing is really nothing more than theft. really, really easy, relatively risk-free theft.


I do it because I don't want to support the record companies and bec...

nah I can't do this. It's just easy theft.
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Re: Have you broken the law?

Postby PLAYER57832 on Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:37 am

I would say everyone has broken the law. However, your answers are pretty biased. The answer for most is "yes, rarely". That is, most of us probably took candy or some such when we were little kids. Many of us wind up inadvertantly breaking minor laws. Maybe we are on a highway and "lose track of" speed, miss a sign and make an illegal turn, etc. The point is do we intentionally break the law? For most, the answer is "no".
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Re: Have you broken the law?

Postby Neoteny on Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:50 am

I have never parked improperly.
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Re: Have you broken the law?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:54 am

I don't mean to brag, but one time---just one time--- I was biking along and saw a orange cone in the road. I stopped next to it, looked around casually--coast was clear, so I kicked it over "by accident" then pedaled really quickly away, all the way back to my house, where I ran into the den room and scanned the local news to see if I was caught.

Guess what? I wasn't caught. You wanna know why?

Because I'm a badass. (*arms folded + arrogance)
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Re: Have you broken the law?

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:05 am

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Re: Have you broken the law?

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:06 am

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Re: Have you broken the law?

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:07 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:I don't mean to brag, but one time---just one time--- I was biking along and saw a orange cone in the road. I stopped next to it, looked around casually--coast was clear, so I kicked it over "by accident" then pedaled really quickly away, all the way back to my house, where I ran into the den room and scanned the local news to see if I was caught.

Guess what? I wasn't caught. You wanna know why?

Because I'm a badass. (*arms folded + arrogance)


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Re: Have you broken the law?

Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:21 am

Speeding, one time. Going through a school zone at 7 am. Last I I did that. Never been a morning person.
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Re: Have you broken the law?

Postby john9blue on Mon Apr 26, 2010 5:38 pm

I went 2 mph over the speed limit, once. I'm a dirty criminal! *looks at hands with horror*
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Re: Have you broken the law?

Postby john9blue on Mon Apr 26, 2010 5:38 pm

Seriously though, I've been arrested.
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Re: Have you broken the law?

Postby karel on Mon Apr 26, 2010 5:52 pm

breaking the law is a good thing sometimes...i enjoy breaking it every day of my life

I say f*ck the government and do want you want to :)
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Re: Have you broken the law?

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Apr 26, 2010 6:08 pm

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Re: Have you broken the law?

Postby Genghis Khant on Tue Apr 27, 2010 4:18 am

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Re: Have you broken the law?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Apr 27, 2010 5:24 am

john9blue wrote:Seriously though, I've been arrested.


Any idiot can get arrested. Getting away with it is more impressive.
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Re: Have you broken the law?

Postby b.k. barunt on Tue Apr 27, 2010 5:30 am

jonesthecurl wrote:Thelema.
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.

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Re: Have you broken the law?

Postby daddy1gringo on Tue Apr 27, 2010 5:36 am

bedub1 wrote:There are lots of laws on the books...have you ever knowingly broken one or more? Do you regularly break them?

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Re: Have you broken the law?

Postby b.k. barunt on Tue Apr 27, 2010 5:37 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:
john9blue wrote:Seriously though, I've been arrested.


Any idiot can get arrested. Getting away with it is more impressive.


The people that consistently "get away with it" and never get caught - say in the area of drug dealing fer example - are the snitches. Everybody else gets caught sooner or later because of the snitches - and that's pretty much the essence of law enforcement - no brains, no balls, but plenty of snitches. Just sayin . . .


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Re: Have you broken the law?

Postby daddy1gringo on Tue Apr 27, 2010 5:44 am

I just broke one: I googled the sentence. :o
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Re: Have you broken the law?

Postby LikeYestrdaysJam on Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:56 am

SultanOfSurreal wrote:I break the law every second of every day. i keep uTorrent running pretty much 24/7. unlike most pirates, i have the emotional maturity to admit that what i'm doing is really nothing more than theft. really, really easy, relatively risk-free theft.

yeah exactly well said, risk free

Ok my crimes,
i would have utorrent running all day if i had better internet, still have it on sometimes
speed almost continuously
drank underage last year
watched porn under age last year
but those are the crimes that i dont see as valid
i mean going 88 in an 80 zone will really make no difference
16-17 is a fine age for drinking
porn is healthy i mean if you can have sex at 16 you may as well research it
and utorrent i meaaaan comeon who cares
i dont however drink and drive because that is actually dangerous
and some other things that are proper laws not "Safety bullshit"
oh and graffitti i guess that one is kind of vandalistic but i was good
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Re: Have you broken the law?

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:01 am

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Re: Have you broken the law?

Postby hecter on Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:15 am

Underage drinking, drugs, driving without a licence, started a fire in the woods once, and the big one, piracy.
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Re: Have you broken the law?

Postby pimpdave on Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:33 pm

Neoteny wrote:I have never parked improperly.


Yeah, but you live in a place with ample easy parking.

Come up here and have your mind blown. And I'm not talking about taking handicapped spaces or parking in front of hydrants. I feel morally obligated to not do those things regardless of the law.

I'm talking about creative reinterpretations of parking meter regulations, stuff like that.
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Re: Have you broken the law?

Postby THORNHEART on Fri Apr 30, 2010 9:13 pm

i have to say routinely ass i own and illegal weapon ... but i don't consider the law allowed to tell me that sooo :)
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Re: Have you broken the law?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Apr 30, 2010 10:51 pm

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