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Re: People's Cats

Postby comic boy on Wed Aug 18, 2010 2:38 am

You dont wanna mess with my cat....
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Re: People's Cats

Postby InkL0sed on Wed Aug 18, 2010 2:40 am

The local deli cat is older than I am (I'm 19).
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Re: People's Cats

Postby john9blue on Wed Aug 18, 2010 3:28 am

woodruff's cat looks constantly surprised. koolbak's son's cat is the best so far.
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Re: People's Cats

Postby The Bison King on Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:35 am

Awesome story Koolbak. Martin too was a stray. He would hang around the park (dumpster) behind my apartment.
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Re: People's Cats

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Aug 18, 2010 8:09 am

What sort of snake was it?
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Re: People's Cats

Postby The Bison King on Wed Aug 18, 2010 8:34 am

What sort of snake was it?


Where is this snake coming from???
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Re: People's Cats

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Aug 18, 2010 8:44 am

It's right in front of you.

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Look at the cat's tail and then look up an inch or so.
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Re: People's Cats

Postby KoolBak on Wed Aug 18, 2010 10:53 am

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Re: People's Cats

Postby Woodruff on Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:28 am

TheProwler wrote:Woodruff, it is inhumane to test anabolic steroids on a family pet.


Heh. We've got another Maine Coon kitten who is 9 months old and currently weighs 14 pounds. I love your Persian...very pretty cat.

KoolBak wrote:The coon is way cool Woody ;o) You must have a super-sized kitty box :shock:


Indeed, we use two 4'x2' rubbermaid tub-thingies (that's the technical term). Yours actually looks like she may have a bit of Maine Coon in her...is she a large cat at all?

john9blue wrote:woodruff's cat looks constantly surprised.


Yes, he definitely has that look. He's got these huge gorgeous eyes that give him that appearance.
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Re: People's Cats

Postby 2dimes on Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:28 pm

Can someone circle the snake? This is like where's Waldo.

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Re: People's Cats

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:42 pm

Woodruff wrote: He's got these huge gorgeous eyes that give him that appearance.


He takes after his dad! :P
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Re: People's Cats

Postby The Bison King on Wed Aug 18, 2010 1:19 pm

[Look at the cat's tail and then look up an inch or so.


That's a stick dude.
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Re: People's Cats

Postby Woodruff on Wed Aug 18, 2010 3:01 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Woodruff wrote: He's got these huge gorgeous eyes that give him that appearance.


He takes after his dad! :P


No, I really am constantly surprised. <laughing>
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Re: People's Cats

Postby b.k. barunt on Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:55 pm

There is no fooking snake in that pic.

I have a big Weimereiner and i just went outside with him. I was picking up the trash can from the curb when the dog darted into a bush and came out with something in his mouth. I heard a yowl and realized it was a kitten. He was prancing around the yard with it with me hollering at him to drop it - finally he dropped it and i picked it up.

The poor thing was completely traumatized and evidently wild - barely old enough for solid food. A little female tabby. Took me a couple of hours and a saucer of milk to get it to stop biting and scratching me. She's lying on my chest now purring away. The dog isn't happy about it and keeps looking at me like "ok, when can i eat it?" Anyone want a cat?


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Re: People's Cats

Postby 2dimes on Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:57 pm

I don't think you're supposed to mail cats to Canada.
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Re: People's Cats

Postby b.k. barunt on Thu Aug 19, 2010 2:00 pm

Yeah i hear they deal rather harshly with illegal aliens.


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Re: People's Cats

Postby Timminz on Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:33 pm

This was Gizmo when we first got him.

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He's now 3 years old, and looks more like this.

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This was Amelina when we first got her.

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She's now 2 years old, and looks more like this.

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This was Apollo. He was my first cat, and turned me, 180 degrees, into a cat lover.

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He died from some unknown reason (best guess is a congenital heart problem), at a little less than two years old. He now looks like this.

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Re: People's Cats

Postby Timminz on Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:34 pm

Oops double post.
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Re: People's Cats

Postby nippersean on Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:39 pm

people that have cats are strange, my friend kept them but he died
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Re: People's Cats

Postby Woodruff on Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:00 pm

Timminz wrote:Image


I love this freaking picture! I can just hear him thinking "Open this damn Tupperware or I'm gonna kick your ass."
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Re: People's Cats

Postby The Bison King on Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:25 pm

1.)Amelina-Obvious winner I love Shaggy cats, and I like her pattern

2.)Gizmo-Close second place, classic Halloween cat!

3.)...the other one-the other one
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Re: People's Cats

Postby Timminz on Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:13 pm

The Bison King wrote:3.)...the other one-the other one


He was a lot better when he was alive. Most personable cat I've ever met.
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Re: People's Cats

Postby rdsrds2120 on Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:27 pm

Woodruff wrote:
The Bison King wrote:I'm so sick and tired of hearing people talk about how special their cat is. Your cat is NOT special! MINE IS! I'm the only person with a special cat. Martin is the most wonderful, friendly, lovable cat on the planet, and no one else's even compares.


My cat is four years old and weighs just under 30 pounds and is 46 inches long from nose to tail. At 18 months, he could reach up and pull stuff off of the stove (see the first picture below). The other two pictures are of him as a very young kitten (I kid you not). He says your cat is a pansy (but definitely a cutie):


What were it's parents? A mountain lion and a sheep dog? Jesus...
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Re: People's Cats

Postby Woodruff on Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:34 pm

rdsrds2120 wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
The Bison King wrote:I'm so sick and tired of hearing people talk about how special their cat is. Your cat is NOT special! MINE IS! I'm the only person with a special cat. Martin is the most wonderful, friendly, lovable cat on the planet, and no one else's even compares.


My cat is four years old and weighs just under 30 pounds and is 46 inches long from nose to tail. At 18 months, he could reach up and pull stuff off of the stove (see the first picture below). The other two pictures are of him as a very young kitten (I kid you not). He says your cat is a pansy (but definitely a cutie):


What were it's parents? A mountain lion and a sheep dog? Jesus...


His father was actually a bit larger than he is. He could put his chin on the kitchen counter to look over it, I shit you not.
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Re: People's Cats

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Aug 19, 2010 8:02 pm

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