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Oldness poll

Postby The Bison King on Sat Sep 04, 2010 9:19 pm

A simple test of Oldness, simply raise your hand if you can remember a time before the internet existed.
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Re: Oldness poll

Postby The Bison King on Sat Sep 04, 2010 9:21 pm

I'm on the cusp, but I remember being about 7 or 8 years old when my parents first got connected.
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Postby Phatscotty on Sat Sep 04, 2010 9:36 pm

I remember connecting on dial up, and 52K being the new hot thing. Getting pissed off everytime someone called because it would "boot" you, and IM bombing, and people trying to sell an actual yellow book as a directory to the internet.
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Postby mpjh on Sat Sep 04, 2010 9:36 pm

I remember a time before cell phones, personal computers (went through college with a typewriter and carbon paper), beepers, pagers, touch tone phones, fuel injection, disc brakes, television, interstate freeways, pedophile priests (the bishops still hide them in those days), integrated schools, and Eisenhower.
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Postby silvanricky on Sat Sep 04, 2010 9:57 pm

I can't remember a time without the internet. Although I do remember a time when the internet was very slow and didn't have high speed connections.
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Postby maasman on Sat Sep 04, 2010 10:15 pm

silvanricky wrote:I can't remember a time without the internet. Although I do remember a time when the internet was very slow and didn't have high speed connections.

Same, I guess I'm in the youngin' group :)
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Postby nietzsche on Sat Sep 04, 2010 11:11 pm

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Postby Army of GOD on Sat Sep 04, 2010 11:25 pm

I'm not sure if it existed or not, but I know I used to not know it existed.

Then we got dial-up. My life probably became worse because of it.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:23 am

I remember first getting dial up and how a 5 minute download was considered top of the line. And how it took 15 minutes just to connect. And if you wanted internet and be able to talk on the phone at the sametime, you would need 2 seperate phone numbers. Oh, and there were no videos on the internet.
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Postby notyou2 on Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:44 am

I remember rotary phones.

How many don't know how to use a rotary phone?

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Postby tzor on Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:57 am

Yes, I remember "dial up" services that required telephone modems; Compuserve, The Source, even the company I worked for, the Mult-Player Games Newtork started out by using Compuserve's dial up system.

I remember before that when personal computers got data from IBM mainframes by acting as "smart terminals."

I remember when the IBM PC was introdced and when i first saw it next to the card punch systems at my college.

I remember the Commodore PET in my senior year of high school.

I remember the vynal record, the rotary phone, the manual typewriter (did you ever see "Max Headroom" where they used manual typewriters as computer terminals ... much later of course), and when Television was in Black and White.
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Postby KoolBak on Sun Sep 05, 2010 10:22 am

Age defined by the internet....lmao ;o)

Being ALMOST as old as tzor (lol) I too recall the same. When I was very young, it was rarer to HAVE a TV than not......somewhere around here is one of those emails that gets passed around that copares the 50s/60s kids to todays kids very effectively...

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Postby The Bison King on Sun Sep 05, 2010 10:55 am

Phatscotty wrote:I remember connecting on dial up, and 52K being the new hot thing. Getting pissed off everytime someone called because it would "boot" you, and IM bombing, and people trying to sell an actual yellow book as a directory to the internet.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXl9RaAtXq0
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Postby L M S on Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:00 am

MY first "computer" was a TRS80. I had to unhook it from the TV to plug in and play my Colecovision.
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I also remember when my father bought his first computer in the early 90's. It was a 386, green screen something, anyway he still has it and still thinks its worth $3000.00 because that's what he paid for it.

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Re: Oldness poll

Postby Phatscotty on Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:06 am

L M S wrote:MY first "computer" was a TRS80. I had to unhook it from the TV to plug in and play my Colecovision.
oh man.

I also remember when my father bought his first computer in the early 90's. It was a 386, green screen something, anyway he still has it and still thinks its worth $3000.00 because that's what he paid for it.

Oregon Trail anyone?


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Postby john9blue on Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:41 am

i remember when we didn't have internet. i also remember getting kicked off whenever someone called, and the dial-up sound everytime i logged on.
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Postby 2dimes on Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:45 am

mpjh as a former gear head I have to call you on fuel injection. It was available on the 1953 Corvette and I suspect existed for a while in some form before that. Impressive list still you must be rilly old.
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Re: Oldness poll

Postby heavycola on Sun Sep 05, 2010 12:31 pm

L M S wrote:MY first "computer" was a TRS80. I had to unhook it from the TV to plug in and play my Colecovision.
oh man.

I also remember when my father bought his first computer in the early 90's. It was a 386, green screen something, anyway he still has it and still thinks its worth $3000.00 because that's what he paid for it.

Oregon Trail anyone?


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Re: Oldness poll

Postby HapSmo19 on Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:16 pm

"...operates at a lightning fast 20mhz,..." :o

Monitor and mouse not included? For $8500.00? WTF?
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Postby Woodruff on Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:27 pm

HapSmo19 wrote:"...operates at a lightning fast 20mhz,..." :o

Monitor and mouse not included? For $8500.00? WTF?


Yeah, I also like "virtually simultaneous data transfer".

I remember writing programs and saving them to casette tape, because hard drives were enormously expensive back then.

And Bulletin Board Systems (BBSs)...the internet before the internet.
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Postby tzor on Sun Sep 05, 2010 2:14 pm

L M S wrote:MY first "computer" was a TRS80. I had to unhook it from the TV to plug in and play my Colecovision.
oh man.


My first "computer" was an Atari cartridge that allowed very simple BASIC programs to be written. Man that was a bitch to program.
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Postby natty dread on Sun Sep 05, 2010 3:54 pm

My first computer was a C-64.
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Postby mpjh on Sun Sep 05, 2010 3:57 pm

my first computer -- well I don't remember its numbers -- but it was "programed" with switches on its face plate and the "solution" appears in a sequence of little red lites on that same faceplate.
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Postby Pedronicus on Sun Sep 05, 2010 4:55 pm

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Re: Oldness poll

Postby Borderdawg on Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:23 pm

Woodruff wrote:
HapSmo19 wrote:"...operates at a lightning fast 20mhz,..." :o

Monitor and mouse not included? For $8500.00? WTF?


Yeah, I also like "virtually simultaneous data transfer".

I remember writing programs and saving them to casette tape, because hard drives were enormously expensive back then.

And Bulletin Board Systems (BBSs)...the internet before the internet.


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