Flowers the Day After Valentine's Day?

by **CreepersWiener** on Mon Feb 14, 2011 7:10 pm

Good or Bad idea? I mean, say you want a friendship, and you didn't really forget about her on Valentine's Day...I mean, you told her you liked her and you wrote her a dorky poem...but you just didn't go out and get flowers. And then she gets a little teeny tiny vase of flowers from some stupid Secret Admirer who doesn't even know how to spell his own friggin' name. What if I had a WHOLE BUNCH OF FLOWERS Delivered the Day AFTER Valentine's Day? Do you think that would work?

by **Tisha** on Mon Feb 14, 2011 7:16 pm

I'd have to say no..

by **Army of GOD** on Mon Feb 14, 2011 7:24 pm

http://vdayshocker.ytmnd.com/

by **CreepersWiener** on Tue Feb 15, 2011 6:14 am

Tisha wrote:I'd have to say no..

Yeah, but what if it was like a thousand dollars worth of flowers?

by **Tisha** on Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:04 pm

CreepersWiener wrote:
Tisha wrote:I'd have to say no..

Yeah, but what if it was like a thousand dollars worth of flowers?

I think a replica of your penis would be better spent $..

by **bedub1** on Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:15 pm

been there, done that. bad idea. "oh, you brought me day old donuts!" just wait 6 months....then give her flowers.

by **Army of GOD** on Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:29 pm

I wouldn't mind day old donuts

by **CreepersWiener** on Tue Feb 15, 2011 8:15 pm

Army of GOD wrote:I wouldn't mind day old donuts

Especially a thousand dollars worth and a replica of my gargantuan penis!

by **Army of GOD** on Tue Feb 15, 2011 8:27 pm

CreepersWiener wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I wouldn't mind day old donuts

Especially a thousand dollars worth and a replica of my gargantuan penis!

What? No, I mean actual day old donuts. Not your penis.

I don't care if the donuts are a week old. they're fucking delicious.

by **squishyg** on Tue Feb 15, 2011 9:28 pm

Is CW giving out doughnuts? I want one please.

Ditto waiting awhile to send her flowers. Sending them the day after just looks like you forgot.

by **clapper011** on Tue Feb 15, 2011 9:31 pm

well..maybe she would rather you instead of flowers..... :-s

by **Tisha** on Wed Feb 16, 2011 1:20 am

clapper011 wrote:well..maybe she would rather you instead of flowers.....

you mean your penis replica

by **CreepersWiener** on Wed Feb 16, 2011 6:08 am

Tisha wrote:
clapper011 wrote:well..maybe she would rather you instead of flowers.....

you mean your penis replica

You mean a dildo?

by **clapper011** on Wed Feb 16, 2011 7:35 am

CreepersWiener wrote:
Tisha wrote:
clapper011 wrote:well..maybe she would rather you instead of flowers.....

you mean your penis replica

You mean a dildo?

you mean Tishas? :shock:

by **Johnny Rockets** on Wed Feb 16, 2011 7:59 am

You don't want a friendship.
You obviously want something more. If you are going to the length of writing a poem, that shows her you are putting more effort and emotional energy into an act of affection than running out an purchasing something material, be it flowers, or chocolates or dildos.

The fact that you want to "one-up" this other secret admirer by throwing a grand worth of dead plants at her the day after will accomplish nothing but show her how jealous and petty you are.
Don't do it.
Just be attentive, and expressive and let her know that you are interested in her in a non threatening way without crowding her.

However, Mr Secret Admirer is a problem.
Before he drops his nuts and walks onto your playing field, it's important that you locate the upstart and take care of business.
( You will need a pair of pruning shears, a 4mm poly bag (28''x56''), a hockey equipment bag, and a meat saw. )

Johnny Rockets