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WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Postby Vincent M on Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:44 pm

KING OF THE spamiknights PRAISE HECTER :lol:

HIP HIP

HORRAY :D

King : hecter (premium)

Head Knights (Mods) :

Vincent M (premium) the Philosopher of Spamalot
DirtyDishSoap (premium) King of The Stone Age

Knights:

static_ice (premium)
Aries (premium) the Reaper of Spamalot
willis(premium)
I GOT SERVED
wiggybowler (premium)
jnd94 (premium) "the swashbuckler of spam"
duday53
Dancing Mustard is Spamalot's Executioner
dwightschrute
Iliad the scribe of spamalot
Utafar
Mr. Incredible is the drunken pirate of spamalot
wcaclimbing
Avron is the jester of spam
Chad22342
Fircoal is the "Pikachu of Spamalot" (premium)
The Weird One is the Social Outcast
firth4eva
parno4u is the royal chef
dominationnation is the silver spammer
ConquererKing
vtmarik
n8freeman
0ojakeo0
Warrior987
john1099
Hitman079

Minister Masket is the Mad Scientist (he most def is MAD)
Colaalone is The Picture Spammer
Shadowstar, the Swordsman of Spam
pancakemix is an ally of Spamalot

Apprentice : Jonny_Bacardi

Village idiot : diddle (he did this upon request...... :roll: :) idiot)
Messenger of Spamalot: UCA Bears

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How to Become a Spamalot Knight

s.xkitten wrote:200 posts, can't be really annoying, your spam has to be 'good spam'...not pointless spam like ranck, lord twiggy (hereby referred to as twigfucker), and others...and we prefer if a majority of those 200 posts are inside of spamalot, but we aren't that picky...

GL, young spammer... :wink:


If you have your 200 posts already you must seek approval from King Hecter by pm ing him

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RULES OF THE THREAD

In order to post on this thread, all you have to do is follow these simple guidelines.

First, no bigotry of any kind. That means no racist jokes, no racist comments, no homophobia of any kind (this doesn't however mean that you cannot express your views on homosexuality, ie "I disagree morally with homosexuality", but, you may not go around using insulting terms, such as "fag" or "fairy").

Second, this is NOT a Flame Thread. If you wish to make fun of us, take it to Flame Wars.

Thirdly, no massive quotes please. They're just annoying. On the same note, no posting massive amounts of Smilies, or the same thing OVER and OVER and OVER again. Also incredibly annoying and it creates lag.

Last, if we ask you to leave, please do so. Why stay if your not welcome?

Other than that, enjoy Very Happy
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PREVIOUS EVENTS:
1000th post: http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... &start=990
Witness the 100 page party : http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... start=1455

hecter's 5000th post! wrote:Alright! No new thread!

I would like to thank all my Knights, Vincent, DDS, Aries, willis, jnd, my beloved queen Cynthia, ALL OF THEM! If it weren't for them, I wouldn't be having this post right now.

I would also like to thank all the mafia mods for having a great way to spam. Bucket and s.xkitten. Love ya guys!

*hugs all my knights, kisses Cynthia and s.xkitten, and hugs Bucket extra hard just to creep him out :lol:*

The mods. This is my… 8th? 5000th post? Well, thanks for not banning me…

*grabs AK's ass, gives Andy a banana and gets slapped by wicked*

Love all you guys! *mwah!* Now, off to bigger and better spamming! :lol:


# of Victories for SPAMALOT as of 5/25/07 = 5

Lingo/Dictonary of SPAMALOT:

thread: A topic on a forum

twiggy, to pull a: Post the same thing over and over again on any and every thread. Used by lord twiggy1 (AKA twigfucker) when he said "I'm just posting to get to 400 by the end of the day" on EVERY thread.

crayon, to use a: Make (or draw) multiple threads saying the same stupid thing OVER and OVER and OVER again. Used by CRAYOLA saying some stupid think about lama's. He got a 5 day forum ban for that. Then he went and made a few multi's, and spammed the f*ck out of the forums. Not good… Do this and I'll personally murder you. Got it?

QFT: Quote For Truth (or I agree)

GFY: Go f*ck Yourself

hecter wrote:A long long time ago, before my time, lack created forums. But, they were spammed so much, that everybody hated them. And so, the social lounge was created. But, when all the spammers moved there, it overloaded the matrix, and crashed the entire site! And so, lack created Social Lounge II, and said "Let there be Spam!", because this one was bigger, faster, and stronger than before. But, to make sure that the site doesn't crash on us again, Andy keeps us spammers in place with his deadly trout.

And so is the story of the Social Lounge. Use your newfound knowledge wisely young spammer.

The Challenge of the Black Knight, By redbull, edited by hecter wrote:As the party goes on inside Spamalot just outside the castle in the darkness stands alone, one knight brave and ready for a fight. Looking at the bright lights and listening to the laughing and crying, he is intent on his job he walks toward the castle gate. As the king and queen retire for the night and the darkness falls upon the castle the lone knight steadly climbs the west wall of the city, not a soul sees the danger that comes towards them. Slowly he climbs over the wall and drops into the court yard. The noise gets louder and louder as he approches the great hall, but still no one sees him. His black amour glints in the pale moon light at the door stands two drunk gaurds. He easly subdues the drunkards and moves on. As the knight enters the hall the light slightly blinds him but for a second only. He draws his sword and the hall was completely silent except for the muffled sounds of mice running here and there as each man and woman sees the knight in the doorway. One of the knights then grabs for his sword but it was not there. He was to drunk to realize it was sitting beside him and the knight seeing this action quickly grabbed the sword off the bench and held his to the drunkards neck and says "I suggest you fetch your king before I send you to your grave." The man did so and not to long later the king of Spamalot entered the room half dressed and sweaty, his sword hung loosely from his side, with ale on the kings breath and stains on his shirt the king half leaning on his sword for support looks at the Black Knight standing in front of him. "What do you want in my court!" the king bellowed. The knight bowed mockingly and said in in turn "I have come to kill…" The king stared blankly back at him "Who have you come to kill?" the king asks, with a hint of fear on his voice. "You" he replied quietly as the king stands there in distres. From this tall dark knight with hair the color of a chestnut and skin as smooth as ivory the knight speaks with almost a chuckel in his voice saying "I red bull the free roaming knight challenges you king hecter to a match of 5 games of war! Will you except? If so I shall chose 3 maps that I favor most and you shall chose 2 the winner gets lady Cynthia's hand." He glances at the queen and gets lost in her eyes and for a moment he finds him self caught off gaurd. Her eyes wild like the winds on the plains her hair lightly tosing in the breeze he falls silent for a moment, and then redirects his glance at hecter. "What is your answer?" The Black Knight asks hastly. The king replied "I will meet you in battle with my knights, but the throne will always be mine, as well as Cynthia. It doesn't matter what the battle of the outcome is, that will not change. It will be for glory only." Then the Black Knight looks up and says "Fine…"


Iliad wrote:Narrator: The trolls were weak and the flamers were unoriginal.

Cynthia: Spammer
Hecter: Yes, my Lady
Cynthia: Come back with your account, or on it

DirtyDishSoap: Mods, they failed the Lack's test, and a turtle who fancies himself a god feels a very human chill crawl up his shell.

Mod: Choose your next posts carefully, Hecter. They may be your last, as King.
Hecter: You bring the names and post counts of banned accounts to my thread, you insult my queen and you threaten my spammers with banning and forum banning...Oh I’ve chosen my posts carefully mod. Perhaps you
should have done the same.

Guilty_Biscuit wrote:Hecter: You have many mods, lack. But few warriors. It won't be long before they fear my spammers more than your whips.
Lackattack: It's not the lash they fear. It is my divine power.


Hecter: This is where we spam! This is where they fail!
VincentM: On these keyboards, boys!
[Spammers cheer]
Hecter: Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.

AK Iceman: Our posters will block out the sun.
DirtyDishsoap: Then we will spam in the shade.

DirtyDishSoap: What the hell are you laughing at?
Skittles!: You had to say it!
DirtyDishSoap: What?
Skittles!: Fight in the shade!

Ak Iceman: My signature!
DirtyDishsoap: It's not yours, anymore!!!

Hecter: My spammers, gather round! No retreat, no surrender; that is Spammer's law and by Spammer's law we will stand and spam... and be banned. A new age has begun. An age of freedom, and will know, that 300 Spammers gave their last posts to defend it!

VincentM: For 500 days they've served the dark will of Turtle kings. Eyes as dark as night... teeth, filed to fangs... souless. The personal guard to king Lackattack himself, the Turtle poster elite. The deadliest posting force in all of conquer club. The Mods.

Hecter: Submission...that's a bit of a problem. See rumor has it, the Athenians have already turned you down. And if those philosophers and eh, boy lovers have that kind of nerve...!

Lack: Yours is a fascinating clan. Defiant even in the face of banning. There is much our cultures could share.
Hecter: Perhaps you haven't noticed, but we've been sharing our culture with you all morning.

Hecter: Moderators... we'll put their name to the test.

VincentM: They look tired!
Spartan King Leonidas: Well let's give them something to see! To the spamming pictures!

[VincentM is putting a patch over his avatar]
Hecter: VincentM , I trust that "scratch" hasn't made you useless.
VincentM: Hardly, my lord, it's just an avatar. The gods saw fit to grace me with a spare.

Hecter: This is where we hold them. This is where we spam. This is where they fail.
Lackattack: Your ASA* rivals will stop posting... if you but you will stop posting.
Hecter: That is quite an offer. Only a mad man would refuse it. But this stop posting business... I'm afraid spamming all those threads of yours has left me with a nasty cramp in the hand I type surrender with.

Hecter:Let me guess, you must be Lackattack

Hecter:What must a king do to save his kingdom:
Cynthia:Instead ask yourself: what must a free spammer do?"

Hecter:Knights! What is your profession?"
Knights: SPAM!

Lackattack: I will erase Spamalots from the forum......The world will never even know you existed at all.
Hecter: The world will know that free spammers stood against a mod, that few stood against many

Hecter: There's no reason we can't be civil.
VincentM: [hijacks a stupid thread] Right Sire.

Lackattack: Consider the fate of your women.
Hecter: Clearly you don't know our women! I might as well have marched them up here judging by what I've seen.

Hecter: Spammers! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in Flame Wars!

Cynthia: I am not here to represent Hecter; his spam speak louder than my posts ever could. I am here for all those voices which cannot be heard: mothers, daughters, fathers, sons - three hundred families that bleed for our rights, and for the very principles this room was built upon. We are at war, gentlemen. We must send the entire Spam army to aid our king in the preservation of not just ourselves, but of our children. Send the army for the preservation of liberty. Send it for justice. Send it for law and order. Send it for reason. But most importantly, send our army for hope - hope that a king and his men have not been wasted to the pages of a forum - that their courage bonds us together, that we are made stronger by their actions, and that your choices today reflect their bravery.

VincentM: We Spammers have descended from Sir Spamalot himself. Taught never to retreat, never to surrender. Taught that being banned for spamming in the forums is the greatest glory he could achieve with his account. Spammers: the finest soldiers the world has ever known.

Hecter: You there! Serbia! May you live forever. DIRTYDISHSOAP!

DirtyDishSoap: We did what we were trained to do, what we were bred to do, what we were born to do!

Xenhu: [before raping Queen Cynthia] This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I am not your King.

XenHu: My whore Queen...
Queen Cynthia: [stabs Xenhu] This will not be over quickly! You will not enjoy this! I am not your Queen!

EDIT:
Hecter: You there! What is your profession?
[points to a poster behind pancakemix]
Arkadian soldier #1: A creator of mafia, sir.
Spartan King Leonidas: Hm... and you, poster - what is your profession?
[points to another poster]
Arkadian soldier #2: I'm a browser of the map foundry, sir.
Spartan King Leonidas: [turns to his posters] Spammers! What is your profession?
Spammers: Spam! Spam! Spam!
[simultaneous, followed and preceded by immediate silence]
Hecter: [turning to pancakemix] You see, old friend? I brought more soldiers than you did.


XenHu wrote:I'm sorry Hecter. Forget what I said. I was...distracted and didn't realize how angry that would sound.

-X


Aries wrote:I'm running from my home, I'm escaping from my death, and I just want to let you know, it isn't over yet.
The things that you have done, the things that I have seen, will be sketched into my mind, for all eternity.
Something is right behind me, and it's suddenly closing in, and I don't know if I can live without having met
The one person that I despise, the one person that I hate, the one person that I would like to grant their fate
I'm just telling you, I'll be haunting your soul, from dusk till dawn every day of your life, and after death has taken your toll.
For I am the Reaper of Spamalot, just to let you know, and I can instill fear into your hearts even after you have your dead and lying in a hole.


the current avvys for SPAMALOT

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the current sigs for SPAMALOT
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Rules Stated by King Hecter Himself as of March 14 2007 :
hecter wrote: I have an anouncement!
From now on, we shall live in the castle Anthrax! Among us will be the lovely ladies between the ages of 16 and 19. If you break the rules of the castle, you will be spanked by every one of these girls! You must also stay away from Cynthia! Now, carry on spamming.


hecter wrote:I have an anouncement!
Everybody try not to spam to to much. People seem to be getting angry, so lay low for a little while. I myself will try to do the same.


hecter wrote:I have an anouncement!
I have found our mascot! I apologize to the artist, but he has not been around lately. Anyway, here he is!
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Sig Code of (the Spam man) Provided by king hecter himself
Code: Select all
[url=http://tinyurl.com/2px2z9][img]http://209.85.48.12/6166/147/emo/1403.gif[/img][/url]


If you own SPAM media that is worthy to the first post pm hecter the link if he approves pm me the link.

hecter wrote:I've Spammed Everywhere Man - Johnny Cash (adapted by hecter)

I was toting my laptop along the long dusty Winnemucca road
When along came a semi with a high canvas covered load
If your goin' to Winnemucca, Mack with me you can ride
And so I climbed into the cab and then I settled down inside
He asked me if I'd seen a forum with so much spam and
I said, "Listen! I've spammed every forum in this here land!"

I've spammed everywhere, man
I've spammed everywhere, man
Crossed the internet bare, man
I've spammed the mountain air, man
Of spam I've had my share, man
I've spammed everywhere

I've spammed:
Social
General
Suggestions
Cheating
Flame
Foundry
Hidden

I'm a spammer
I've spammed everywhere, man
I've spammed everywhere, man
Spammed the forums bare, man
I've spammed the mountain air, man
Of spam I've had my share, man
I've spammed everywhere

I've spammed:
Longest Thread
ASA Thread
Spamalot Thread
xtratabasco's thread
Cheese Thread
CCer thread
And Stickies…

For Pete's Sake
I've spammed everywhere, man
I've spammed everywhere, man
Spammed the internet bare, man
I've spammed the mountain air, man
Of spam I've had my share, man
I've spammed everywhere

I've spammed:
Inboxes
Mafia games
Arguments
King of the Hill
Stachewacker thread
Nazi's
and jay…

See What I Mean
I've spammed everywhere, man
I've spammed everywhere, man
Spammed the forums bare, man
I've spammed the mountain air, man
Of spam I've had my share, man
I've spammed everywhere

I've spammed:
wicked
lackattack
AK_iceman
moz
Andy
FP
and MB…

What A Pity
I've spammed everywhere, man
I've spammed everywhere, man
Spammed the internet bare, man
I've spammed the mountain air, man
Of spam I've had my share, man
I've spammed everywhere

I've spammed everywhere


Vincent M wrote:Somewhere over the Spambow
Way up high
There's Spam, that I've heard of
Once in a lullaby

Somewhere over the Spambow
Pies Taste good!!!! (for diddle)
And the Spam that you dare to Spam of
Really do come true

Some day I'll wish upon a can
And wake up where the Mods are far behind me
Where troubles melt like lolipops
Away above the Shitty Topics
That's where you'll find me

Somewhere over the Spambow
We hang high
They fly over the Spambow
Why then, oh why can't I?
Some day I'll wish upon some Spam
And wake up where the Mods are far behind me
Where troubles melt like lolipops
Away above the Shitty Topics
That's where you'll find me

Somewhere over the Spambow
We hang high
They fly over the Spambow
Why then, oh why can't I?


DirtyDishSoap wrote:"I just dropped in" By DirtyDishSoap

I woke up this morning in Spamalot...Shining in
I Found my mind in a spammy little bag...within
I tripped on Dancing Mustard and fell 8 miles high
I tore my mind, on his jagged fly
I just dropped in to see what spamming my spamming was in.

I pushed Aries in a deep dark hole then i followed him in.
I watched myself crawling out as Hecter was crawling in.
I got a look so tight, i couldnt unwind, i saw so much...I broke my mind...
I just dropped in to see what spamming my spamming was in.

Somebody painted "Static_Ice Wuz Here" in big black letters on a spammers sign.
I put my stuff into gear and left the castle and blew it out of my mind.
8 miles out of Spamalot and i got no head.
8 miles up down there somewhere.
I just dropped in to see what spamming my spamming was in.


SPAM Videos : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODshB09FQ8w http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4tWBILtrSU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_xcKUyyZmw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O_Tv80rvgQ&NR=1

SPAM Pictures : Image
^^^^Is this what it feels like when we Spam

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^^^^^The World Runs on SPAM


SMILE AT MY SPAM (the band)
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Zombie of Spamalot:
Image

What is Spam:

SPAM

Unsolicted emails, most of which offer penis extensions under wordings to avoid filters, such as "exp and y00r man - rod" or "giv e her good lu ving with huu uuge man - st i ck"

According to all my spam emails, each extending my penis up to 4" , I could potentially have a penis approximately 4 miles long.


1. Canned meat. Extremely cheap (considering)
2. Unsolicited mail/e-mail sent out in mass quantities. Usually not even addressed by name to the person who receives it.
3. In gaming, refers to a player who throws grenades indiscriminately, many at a time. Generally an issue in Team Fortress. Although lately has been expanded to include any overused gun/combo/move/tactic/etc .

"Grilled Spam is great."
"I get over thrity spam mails a week in my hotmail account."
"Way to spam the room buddy. You throw enough nades that time?"

The AIDS equivalent for the internet. No known cures.

Spam is pretty useless.

To rapidly post the same line in a chat room consecutively

Uber: Quit Spamming Chat Noob
Noob: u hav no lyfe
Noob: u hav no lyfe
Noob: u hav no lyfe

spam stands for
Stupid
Pointless
Annoying
Messages

"I spamed the perverts the other day, and now they're really pissed off!"
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Postby hecter on Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:47 pm

Thank you Vincent. Thank you. I am the spamiest obviously. ALL HAIL ME!!!!
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Postby hecter on Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:48 pm

You all must also worship my queen of spam, Cynthia. Unfortunatly, she isn't here right now. She is waiting for me in my holy champer of spam. I am now off to spam some more!
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Postby Vincent M on Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:48 pm

HIP HIP

HOORAY !!!!!
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Postby Vincent M on Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:49 pm

hecter wrote:You all must also worship my queen of spam, Cynthia. Unfortunatly, she isn't here right now. She is waiting for me in my holy champer of spam. I am now off to spam some more!

spam you later 8)
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Postby hecter on Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:49 pm

*bow*
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Postby Warrior987 on Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:52 pm

*secretly plots tokill hector*
An awkward morning beats a boring night

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Postby hecter on Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:53 pm

Warrior987 wrote:*secretly plots tokill hector*

*Points out to you that posting on a public forum is not the best way to keep something a secret*
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Postby Vincent M on Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:56 pm

hecter wrote:
Warrior987 wrote:*secretly plots tokill hector*

*Points out to you that posting on a public forum is not the best way to keep something a secret*


I hope the spam kingdom doesnt end like in Hamlet

everyone stabbing everyone :)
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Postby hecter on Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:57 pm

Vincent M wrote:I hope the spam kingdom doesnt end like in Hamlet

everyone stabbing everyone :)

No, I imagine that we will just be modded out of the forum. Then we will move on to make our own forum of all SPAM. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Postby Warrior987 on Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:59 pm

*slips poison into Hectors dring while he is laughing evily*
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Postby LewisJB3 on Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:00 pm

I wonder if Cynthia would agree with her being the queen..... I doubt it, lol
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Postby Vincent M on Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:01 pm

hecter wrote:
Vincent M wrote:I hope the spam kingdom doesnt end like in Hamlet

everyone stabbing everyone :)

No, I imagine that we will just be modded out of the forum. Then we will move on to make our own forum of all SPAM. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


We can Build a GREAT WALL of SPAM to keep lack out :lol:
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Postby hecter on Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:02 pm

Vincent M wrote:
hecter wrote:
Vincent M wrote:I hope the spam kingdom doesnt end like in Hamlet

everyone stabbing everyone :)

No, I imagine that we will just be modded out of the forum. Then we will move on to make our own forum of all SPAM. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


We can Build a GREAT WALL of SPAM to keep lack out :lol:

Excellent idea Vincent. You will now become one of my trusted spammers on the high council. Unfortunately nothing ever gets done on it because of all the spam. Sounds great doesn't it.
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Postby Vincent M on Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:10 pm

hecter wrote:
Vincent M wrote:
hecter wrote:
Vincent M wrote:I hope the spam kingdom doesnt end like in Hamlet

everyone stabbing everyone :)

No, I imagine that we will just be modded out of the forum. Then we will move on to make our own forum of all SPAM. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


We can Build a GREAT WALL of SPAM to keep lack out :lol:

Excellent idea Vincent. You will now become one of my trusted spammers on the high council. Unfortunately nothing ever gets done on it because of all the spam. Sounds great doesn't it.


BRILLIANT (guiness commercial) :D
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Postby Puff on Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:10 pm

hecter wrote:
Vincent M wrote:
hecter wrote:
Vincent M wrote:I hope the spam kingdom doesnt end like in Hamlet

everyone stabbing everyone :)

No, I imagine that we will just be modded out of the forum. Then we will move on to make our own forum of all SPAM. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


We can Build a GREAT WALL of SPAM to keep lack out :lol:

Excellent idea Vincent. You will now become one of my trusted spammers on the high council. Unfortunately nothing ever gets done on it because of all the spam. Sounds great doesn't it.


:-s

all the spam confuses me
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Postby Vincent M on Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:13 pm

Puff wrote:
hecter wrote:
Vincent M wrote:
hecter wrote:
Vincent M wrote:I hope the spam kingdom doesnt end like in Hamlet

everyone stabbing everyone :)

No, I imagine that we will just be modded out of the forum. Then we will move on to make our own forum of all SPAM. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


We can Build a GREAT WALL of SPAM to keep lack out :lol:

Excellent idea Vincent. You will now become one of my trusted spammers on the high council. Unfortunately nothing ever gets done on it because of all the spam. Sounds great doesn't it.


:-s

all the spam confuses me


Welcome Puff (fellow clansmate) come in and watch out you might step on spam

*goes in the kitchen and turns the kettle on*

Would you like some tea?
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Postby hecter on Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:53 pm

Bump
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Postby unriggable on Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:58 pm

Go back to spamalot...
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Postby hecter on Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:58 pm

unriggable wrote:Go back to spamalot...

This is spamalot :P
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Postby Puff on Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:06 pm

Vincent M wrote:
Puff wrote:
hecter wrote:
Vincent M wrote:
hecter wrote:
Vincent M wrote:I hope the spam kingdom doesnt end like in Hamlet

everyone stabbing everyone :)

No, I imagine that we will just be modded out of the forum. Then we will move on to make our own forum of all SPAM. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


We can Build a GREAT WALL of SPAM to keep lack out :lol:

Excellent idea Vincent. You will now become one of my trusted spammers on the high council. Unfortunately nothing ever gets done on it because of all the spam. Sounds great doesn't it.


:-s

all the spam confuses me


Welcome Puff (fellow clansmate) come in and watch out you might step on spam

*goes in the kitchen and turns the kettle on*

Would you like some tea?


Well thank you for the welcome
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Postby Sammy gags on Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:22 pm

Go hecter woohoo!

cant w8 till he gets banned
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Re: HAIL HECTER KING OF THE SPAM

Postby Wisse on Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:34 pm

Vincent M wrote:KING OF THE spamiknights PRAISE HECTER :lol:

HIP HIP

HORRAY :D

noway, reverend_kyle is a much better spammer, and makes funnyer posts/threads too
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Postby Puff on Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:46 pm

Sammy gags wrote:
cant w8 till he gets banned


Why do you dislike him or something?
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Postby hecter on Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:48 pm

Sammy gags wrote:Go hecter woohoo!

cant w8 till he gets banned

I WILL NEVER GET BANNED
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