Natty_dread v. john9blue

by **BigBallinStalin** on Mon Dec 05, 2011 3:26 am

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to ConquerClub's first Pillow Fist Picture Fight!

The purpose of this match is to address past grievances from a former Internet slight, e.g. scrapped cyber knee, bruised ego, sore fingers from pounding responses on the keyboard, raeg-induced trauma, and all sorts of Serious Interwebz Injuries.

The winner is determined by the viewers via vote. You can change it at any time. Vote ends in one week--maybe less time than that.

In this thread, the natty_dread and john9blue will duel with only pictures. Pictures including words is fine; pictures of only words is also fine, but less creative (IMHO). To be clear, words outside of a picture are unacceptable. (These constraints only apply to the duelists).

by **BigBallinStalin** on Mon Dec 05, 2011 3:27 am

natty_dread

VS

john9blue

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BEGIN!!!!

by **natty dread** on Mon Dec 05, 2011 3:35 am

by **TA1LGUNN3R** on Mon Dec 05, 2011 4:13 am

Ah! The fine honor of dueling! A chance to demand satisfaction and redress. Most noble. I must inquire of the promulgator and assumed officiator regarding the finer points, i.e. is this akin to pistol dueling where there's only one shot allowed, or else a continued duel?

inb4 saxi's "celebrate rainbows"

-TG

by **Army of GOD** on Mon Dec 05, 2011 4:30 am

Personally, I think my penis is the biggest

by **Army of GOD** on Mon Dec 05, 2011 4:31 am

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Ah! The fine honor of dueling! A chance to demand satisfaction and redress. Most noble. I must inquire of the promulgator and assumed officiator regarding the finer points, i.e. is this akin to pistol dueling where there's only one shot allowed, or else a continued duel?

inb4 saxi's "celebrate rainbows"

-TG

raged at "promulgator"

by **TA1LGUNN3R** on Mon Dec 05, 2011 4:38 am

Army of GOD wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Ah! The fine honor of dueling! A chance to demand satisfaction and redress. Most noble. I must inquire of the promulgator and assumed officiator regarding the finer points, i.e. is this akin to pistol dueling where there's only one shot allowed, or else a continued duel?

inb4 saxi's "celebrate rainbows"

-TG

raged at "promulgator"

raged at "Tebow"

-TG

by **Army of GOD** on Mon Dec 05, 2011 4:40 am

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Ah! The fine honor of dueling! A chance to demand satisfaction and redress. Most noble. I must inquire of the promulgator and assumed officiator regarding the finer points, i.e. is this akin to pistol dueling where there's only one shot allowed, or else a continued duel?

inb4 saxi's "celebrate rainbows"

-TG

raged at "promulgator"

raged at "Tebow"

-TG

That's the Alpha AND the Omega, motherfucker.

by **BigBallinStalin** on Mon Dec 05, 2011 5:28 am

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Ah! The fine honor of dueling! A chance to demand satisfaction and redress. Most noble. I must inquire of the promulgator and assumed officiator regarding the finer points, i.e. is this akin to pistol dueling where there's only one shot allowed, or else a continued duel?

inb4 saxi's "celebrate rainbows"

-TG

The battle should rage until the poll ends (>7 days).

I view it as a potential rap battle.

I'm thinking of removing the restriction on typing, but I presume that people might get too bitchy contentious. Then the thread would get locked, and I would lose all my internets from the bets.

We could self-govern the thread, and keep the opponents at being creative, but.... <shrugs>

by **MeDeFe** on Mon Dec 05, 2011 6:11 am

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Ah! The fine honor of dueling! A chance to demand satisfaction and redress. Most noble. I must inquire of the promulgator and assumed officiator regarding the finer points, i.e. is this akin to pistol dueling where there's only one shot allowed, or else a continued duel?

inb4 saxi's "celebrate rainbows"

-TG

Rainbows would actually be a valid weapon of choice for j9b, I very much look forward to his counter.

by **tkr4lf** on Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:47 pm

This is quite a boring duel.

by **Aradhus** on Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:51 pm

Why have people already voted? John hasn't even posted yet, and Natty has only made one post. Granted, an utterly brilliant post no doubt, completely over my head, but brilliant I'm sure.

by **Army of GOD** on Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:59 pm

They're still sizing up each other. natty threw one jab, but Mills Lane didn't allow it

by **notyou2** on Mon Dec 05, 2011 10:03 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
john9blue wrote:I submit. Natty is way too fly for me to compete with.

by **Army of GOD** on Mon Dec 05, 2011 10:04 pm

Army of GOD for ManBungalow

by **Lootifer** on Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:10 pm

Lootifer for Army of God

by **john9blue** on Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:28 am

john for lootifer

also

umm

i can't think of anything because i don't know wtf natty even does other than be wrong a lot

he's from finland... but nobody even lives there and nothing ever happened there

the only famous person i know from finland (linus torvalds) is part of the small group of people i respect

f*ck

i'll think about it and get back to you