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Postby Gnome de Guerre on Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:05 am

Hello. I am a Gnome. Many of you big folk believe us not to exist (which is a good thing, considering some of our past experiences with the less savory members of your kind). Well, whether you believe in us or not, here I am! Although we Gnomes find war distasteful (to say the least), we love a good boardgame, and when I kept hearing all the great hub-bub about Conquer Club in my travels through the InterWeb, I just had to see for myself. While I'm waiting for my turns in the games I've started or joined (we Gnomes are very patient), I've started this thread as a platform on which to exchange information between our peoples. So, if you have any questions about Gnomes, please ask!
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Postby hecter on Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:08 am

Why is this thread so lame?
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Postby spinwizard on Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:10 am

and spamalot is'nt :roll:
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Postby DAZMCFC on Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:15 am

nicking gnomes from peoples gardens was a bit of a laugh when i was a lad. :roll:
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Postby spinwizard on Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:15 am

DAZMCFC wrote:nicking gnomes from peoples gardens was a bit of a laugh when i was a lad. :roll:


it still is now :twisted:
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Postby hecter on Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:17 am

spinwizard wrote:and spamalot is'nt :roll:

Not a chance man! Everybody in Spamalot LOVES it.
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Postby spinwizard on Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:27 am

hecter wrote:
spinwizard wrote:and spamalot is'nt :roll:

Not a chance man! Everybody in Spamalot LOVES it.


and every1 not in spamalot hates it! :twisted:
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Postby Gnome de Guerre on Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:03 pm

Oh, dear, I had no idea there were so many Trolls here! I'd heard they'd infested the internet, but this is worse than I thought!
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Postby spinwizard on Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:05 pm

Gnome de Guerre wrote:Oh, dear, I had no idea there were so many Trolls here! I'd heard they'd infested the internet, but this is worse than I thought!


*cough* hecter *cough*
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Postby hecter on Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:10 pm

spinwizard wrote:
Gnome de Guerre wrote:Oh, dear, I had no idea there were so many Trolls here! I'd heard they'd infested the internet, but this is worse than I thought!


*cough* hecter *cough*

It's funny cause its true… :lol:
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Postby qeee1 on Sat Mar 31, 2007 1:23 pm

I heart this thread. But is it you that's been stealing boredgirl's stuff:

And I never can find a pen when I need one, I swear there is a little gnome running around up here with my missing socks and a bushel basket of pens and pencils.
Frigidus wrote:but now that it's become relatively popular it's suffered the usual downturn in coolness.
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Postby Gnome de Guerre on Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:27 pm

qeee1 wrote:I heart this thread. But is it you that's been stealing boredgirl's stuff:

And I never can find a pen when I need one, I swear there is a little gnome running around up here with my missing socks and a bushel basket of pens and pencils.


*begin Sgt Schultz voice* I know nothing! */end Sgt Schultz voice*
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Postby btownmeggy on Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:35 pm

Wow. I'm in love.
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Postby hecter on Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:37 pm

btown, I'm hurt :cry:
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Postby btownmeggy on Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:38 pm

hecter wrote:btown, I'm hurt :cry:


Why? You don't even know with whom!
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Postby hecter on Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:41 pm

btownmeggy wrote:
hecter wrote:btown, I'm hurt :cry:


Why? You don't even know with whom!

Well I'm assuming it isn't me…
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Postby btownmeggy on Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:42 pm

hecter wrote:
btownmeggy wrote:
hecter wrote:btown, I'm hurt :cry:


Why? You don't even know with whom!

Well I'm assuming it isn't me…


Well, that's true. But maybe if you had a wonderful schtick like Gnome de Guerre!...
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Postby qeee1 on Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:42 pm

Wikipedia reveals Sgt Schultz is a character from Hogan's heroes, a show originally run in the 1960s...

http://newmail.monsterserve.com/keepout/tv/nthng%5B1%5D.wav

What are your thoughts on inter species love?
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Postby hecter on Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:52 pm

btownmeggy wrote:
hecter wrote:
btownmeggy wrote:
hecter wrote:btown, I'm hurt :cry:


Why? You don't even know with whom!

Well I'm assuming it isn't me…


Well, that's true. But maybe if you had a wonderful schtick like Gnome de Guerre!...

Man, you are easly bought.
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Postby Gnome de Guerre on Sat Mar 31, 2007 4:06 pm

btownmeggy wrote:
hecter wrote:
btownmeggy wrote:
hecter wrote:
btownmeggy wrote:Wow. I'm in love.

I'm hurt :cry:

Why? You don't even know with whom!

Well I'm assuming it isn't me…

Well, that's true. But maybe if you had a wonderful schtick like Gnome de Guerre!...

Ladies love the Gnome's Schtick! Oh-yeah!
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