Who would be the best rooommate?

by **saxitoxin** on Tue Sep 25, 2012 11:06 am

The above people are, according to this thread (viewtopic.php?f=8&t=178729), looking for roommates.

Who would you pick and why?

by **nietzsche** on Tue Sep 25, 2012 11:11 am

I chose BvP.

In my mind he knows all of Dostoevsky novels by heart and he would tell them to me little by little every night.

by **rdsrds2120** on Tue Sep 25, 2012 11:18 am

I chose not nietzsche because he urinates everywhere. So gross, man.

BMO

by **Ace Rimmer** on Tue Sep 25, 2012 11:29 am

I had to vote for nagerous, but I'd live with BvP or nietzsche as well. I would be a great wingman for nagerous, because I'll f*ck anything that moves!

by **Army of GOD** on Tue Sep 25, 2012 11:48 am

sadly, john is probably most like my personality.

by **nietzsche** on Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:10 pm

Nobody wants me? I'd make guacamole every day.

by **Baron Von PWN** on Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:19 pm

Aww shucks, I feel so loved. I picked Nietzsche because of the guacamole. I'h hoping Rds' warning about him peeing everywhere is overblown.

by **Neoteny** on Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:24 pm

Changed my vote from BvP to Nietzsche for the guac. I do expect you to clean up your own urine.

by **saxitoxin** on Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:24 pm

nietzsche wrote:Nobody wants me? I'd make guacamole every day.

THAT'S WHY NOBODY WANTS YOU

by **nietzsche** on Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:35 pm

hahahaha take that john!! you are the only one without a roommate now!!

(don't change your vote because I'm making fun of john)

And I only pee on Live Chat because I know rds has to clean.

by **nietzsche** on Tue Sep 25, 2012 1:09 pm

damn it! who voted for john?

by **saxitoxin** on Tue Sep 25, 2012 3:43 pm

Here's a 3-bedroom I found in San Diego for $1645. So it would be like $550/person plus utilities. Something for everyone - for nagerous it's a tram ride from the nightlife in the Gas Lamp District, for BvP there are a bunch of Armenians who live around there - Armenians are like hairy Russians, I bet there's a comic book or trading card game store nearby for john9blue, and it's within running distance of the border which will appeal to nietzsche.

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/apa/3296135117.html

by **thegreekdog** on Tue Sep 25, 2012 3:47 pm

saxitoxin wrote:Here's a 3-bedroom I found in San Diego for $1645. So it would be like $550/person plus utilities. It's close to the beach (but not walking-distance close).

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/apa/3296135117.html

Hopefully the four of them can deal with only having two cars since there are only two available parking spaces.

by **saxitoxin** on Tue Sep 25, 2012 3:50 pm

thegreekdog wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:Here's a 3-bedroom I found in San Diego for $1645. So it would be like $550/person plus utilities. It's close to the beach (but not walking-distance close).

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/apa/3296135117.html

Hopefully the four of them can deal with only having two cars since there are only two available parking spaces.

Nagerous doesn't know how to drive on the right side of the road, BvP doesn't seem like the driving type and nietzsche obviously wouldn't be able to get a driver's license, or any other form of identification. So john9blue is gonna hafta give them all rides in his '98 Civic.

by **2dimes** on Tue Sep 25, 2012 3:55 pm

If at least one of them hasa TV that sounds pretty sweet.

by **Neoteny** on Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:10 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:Here's a 3-bedroom I found in San Diego for $1645. So it would be like $550/person plus utilities. It's close to the beach (but not walking-distance close).

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/apa/3296135117.html

Hopefully the four of them can deal with only having two cars since there are only two available parking spaces.

Nagerous doesn't know how to drive on the right side of the road, BvP doesn't seem like the driving type and nietzsche obviously wouldn't be able to get a driver's license, or any other form of identification. So john9blue is gonna hafta give them all rides in his '98 Civic.

I smell a TV series in the making. I'm envisioning something along the lines of Perfect Strangers crossed with 90210.

by **nietzsche** on Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:23 pm

Alright if john, nag and BvP agree I'm in.

by **Timminz** on Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:45 pm

So, which two are sharing a bedroom?

by **nagerous** on Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:01 pm

nietzsche wrote:Alright if john, nag and BvP agree I'm in.

Leave the UK and go live in San Diego? Sure.

I don't need a car either, as it would just encourage me to drink and drive and end up getting my visa revoked.

by **nietzsche** on Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:05 pm

nagerous wrote:
nietzsche wrote:Alright if john, nag and BvP agree I'm in.

Leave the UK and go live in San Diego? Sure

Come on we would be close to uncle saxi!!

by **nagerous** on Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:06 pm

nietzsche wrote:
nagerous wrote:
nietzsche wrote:Alright if john, nag and BvP agree I'm in.

Leave the UK and go live in San Diego? Sure

Come on we would be close to uncle saxi!!

I wasn't being sarcastic

by **nietzsche** on Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:40 pm

Cool, we can eat at saxi's villa almost everyday. Esmeralda cooks a decent paella.

by **saxitoxin** on Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:58 pm

nietzsche wrote:Cool, we can eat at saxi's villa almost everyday. Esmeralda cooks a decent paella.

San Diego is like five hours one way from Santa Barbara. Esmerelda makes a good paella, but it's not that good. (Actually it's just La Tienda Frozen Paella she buys in the freezer section at Ralphs and then microwaves. http://www.tienda.com/paella/products/pa-15.html)

by **BigBallinStalin** on Tue Sep 25, 2012 7:40 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
nietzsche wrote:Cool, we can eat at saxi's villa almost everyday. Esmeralda cooks a decent paella.

San Diego is like five hours one way from Santa Barbara. Esmerelda makes a good paella, but it's not that good. (Actually it's just La Tienda Frozen Paella she buys in the freezer section at Ralphs and then microwaves. http://www.tienda.com/paella/products/pa-15.html)

Can you not get back from San Diego to Santa Barbara?

Has the State failed to pay its road bills?

by **saxitoxin** on Tue Sep 25, 2012 8:39 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
nietzsche wrote:Cool, we can eat at saxi's villa almost everyday. Esmeralda cooks a decent paella.

San Diego is like five hours one way from Santa Barbara. Esmerelda makes a good paella, but it's not that good. (Actually it's just La Tienda Frozen Paella she buys in the freezer section at Ralphs and then microwaves. http://www.tienda.com/paella/products/pa-15.html)

Can you not get back from San Diego to Santa Barbara?

no; see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFlPC3h3Z2Y&t=4m28s