Ok, so lips are both unhip and suck. Know what's hip and doesn't suck?
The Brand New
Dyson Digital Slim Vacuum. It's by Dyson.

It's so awesome. It does all kinds of cool things that your older vacuums never could. You can clean tight spaces in your brand-new Red Edition Land Rover Defender.

Remember, if you forget your vacuum in the car afterwards, nobody will recognize it as a vacuum and nobody will steal it!
Those silly fools will only steal your $120k truck instead.